Eli Bates
elibates.bsky.social
Eli Bates
@elibates.bsky.social
culture nerd, emperor of the damned, etc.
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August 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My only memory of these was absolutely LOSING MY SHIT at 5 years old when my mom told me they were discontinued
Teddy Grahams Bearwiches (1990-circa 1994): Bite-sized cookie sandwiches made with vanilla, chocolate or cinnamon Teddy Grahams and vanilla creme.
July 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Sometimes you would have a whole print magazine and then also have another version of that magazine for children, who also read magazines. It was people's jobs to make them and they got paid money.
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
May 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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i want someone to calculate how much these collective decisions cost, that it may radicalize us all, ferally
May 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
So was the political class in this country always this stupid or was it the microplastics?
February 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Watching #DexterOriginalSin:

I’d like to see ol Dexter Morgan wriggle his way out of this jam! (Dexter wriggles out easily) Ah! Well, nevertheless,
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just turned on a Star Trek TOS episode in time to watch Kirk kick some Gorn ass, nothing bad is going to happen today
December 19, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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repost if you are determined to fucking live, like if you're living out of pure spite for those who hate you
I am determined to fucking live
November 5, 2024 at 11:41 PM