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Eli Bates
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culture nerd, emperor of the damned, etc.
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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a darkly lit engineering near the warp core. Worf is in uniform and walking alongside the cute lil safety railing. He looks focused and intense. Closed caption reads, "Living among these humans has sucked."
August 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
elibates.bsky.social
My only memory of these was absolutely LOSING MY SHIT at 5 years old when my mom told me they were discontinued
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Jan 22
Teddy Grahams Bearwiches (1990-circa 1994): Bite-sized cookie sandwiches made with vanilla, chocolate or cinnamon Teddy Grahams and vanilla creme.
A red box, with an image of sandwich cookies made with cinnamon Teddy Grahams that appear to be bursting out of the middle A girl with round glasses eats Teddy Graham Bearwiches right out of a blue box
July 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
i want someone to calculate how much these collective decisions cost, that it may radicalize us all, ferally
a timeline of HBO rebrands starting with HBO Max (2022) max (2023) max - with the a filled in (2024) max - with the a filled in and on a black background (2025) and finally back to HBO Max (2025)
May 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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mikexnichols.bsky.social
Anakin “I love them all” Star Wars meme in three panels. Panel 1: Anakin and Padme. The text reads, “I loved them. I loved them all. They're my favorites, every single one of them.” Panel 2: Anakin. The text reads, “And not just the original trilogy, but the prequels, and the sequels too.” Panel 3: Anakin. The text reads, “Except for The Rise of Skywalker!”
May 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
elibates.bsky.social
So was the political class in this country always this stupid or was it the microplastics?
February 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
elibates.bsky.social
Watching #DexterOriginalSin:

I’d like to see ol Dexter Morgan wriggle his way out of this jam! (Dexter wriggles out easily) Ah! Well, nevertheless,
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
elibates.bsky.social
Just turned on a Star Trek TOS episode in time to watch Kirk kick some Gorn ass, nothing bad is going to happen today
December 19, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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kyorosix.bsky.social
repost if you are determined to fucking live, like if you're living out of pure spite for those who hate you
kyorosix.bsky.social nylons appreciator @kyorosix.bsky.social · Jun 28
I am determined to fucking live
November 5, 2024 at 11:41 PM