Elijah
@elijahcoleman.bsky.social
I saw both Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo, and Hot Shots Part Deux, in the theater
Film historian: Roman Polanski was sent with his parents to a concentration ca-
Tarantino: Not if Brad Pitt kills them first!
Film historian: Ok, but then the Manson family invaded Polanski's home and-
Tarantino: Not if Brad Pitt kills them first!
Tarantino: Not if Brad Pitt kills them first!
Film historian: Ok, but then the Manson family invaded Polanski's home and-
Tarantino: Not if Brad Pitt kills them first!
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Film historian: Roman Polanski was sent with his parents to a concentration ca-
Tarantino: Not if Brad Pitt kills them first!
Film historian: Ok, but then the Manson family invaded Polanski's home and-
Tarantino: Not if Brad Pitt kills them first!
Tarantino: Not if Brad Pitt kills them first!
Film historian: Ok, but then the Manson family invaded Polanski's home and-
Tarantino: Not if Brad Pitt kills them first!
Are people out here making part of their box of mac and cheese?
there are days when you just want to cook an entire box of mac n cheese and eat it straight out of the pot
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Are people out here making part of their box of mac and cheese?
Imagine trying to explain John Malkovich to someone.
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Imagine trying to explain John Malkovich to someone.
If you throw M&Ms into the abyss, the abyss throws M&Ms at you.
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
If you throw M&Ms into the abyss, the abyss throws M&Ms at you.
Be sure to blend an apple into your milkshake, so that none of the boys in your yard will be doctors. #jokesfrom2004
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Be sure to blend an apple into your milkshake, so that none of the boys in your yard will be doctors. #jokesfrom2004
Damn, girl, your ship is so tight
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Damn, girl, your ship is so tight
Normalize not being into feet.
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Normalize not being into feet.
PSA: fentanyl rhymes with chlorophyll, not Tylenol.
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
PSA: fentanyl rhymes with chlorophyll, not Tylenol.
Subscribe to my OnlyYams.
September 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Subscribe to my OnlyYams.
I remember this
24 Years Ago Today: The September 11th Issue
Issue 37•34: The September 11th Issue
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I remember this
If there's a Gen X artistic type who doesn't have a ceramic mushroom cloud, I'll be very surprised.
September 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If there's a Gen X artistic type who doesn't have a ceramic mushroom cloud, I'll be very surprised.
I'm "Gobots came before Transformers and I had one" years old.
August 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm "Gobots came before Transformers and I had one" years old.
I'm "the first Star Wars movie is the one where we meet Luke and it's called 'Star Wars'" years old.
August 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I'm "the first Star Wars movie is the one where we meet Luke and it's called 'Star Wars'" years old.
When you get to the two doors with the liar and the truthteller, which one of them explains the riddle to you? Seems like that might affect things.
August 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
When you get to the two doors with the liar and the truthteller, which one of them explains the riddle to you? Seems like that might affect things.
Historic storefront in Kennesaw, GA. Taking a courageous stand for the White Man's underappreciated contributions to our society.
June 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Historic storefront in Kennesaw, GA. Taking a courageous stand for the White Man's underappreciated contributions to our society.
Hey, quick question. How is it possible for a government agent to credibly identify themselves if they're wearing a mask? And how can someone be expected to comply with a government agent with no credentials?
June 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hey, quick question. How is it possible for a government agent to credibly identify themselves if they're wearing a mask? And how can someone be expected to comply with a government agent with no credentials?
There is no 'O' in fentanyl. It does not rhyme with Tylenol.
June 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
There is no 'O' in fentanyl. It does not rhyme with Tylenol.
I thought I told you to call me crazy
January 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I thought I told you to call me crazy
Reposted by Elijah
Cashier: your receipt is in the bag
Me: thanks, you too
Me: thanks, you too
January 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Cashier: your receipt is in the bag
Me: thanks, you too
Me: thanks, you too
Completely natural bsky interaction
January 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Completely natural bsky interaction
The best meeting is a cancelled meeting
I didn’t quite realize I was playing cancellation chicken with my two Monday morning meetings but apparently I have won both rounds 🙃
January 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The best meeting is a cancelled meeting
Paleontologists must be so excited; up until now they've only ever been able to read and theorize about Mass Extinction Events.
September 3, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Paleontologists must be so excited; up until now they've only ever been able to read and theorize about Mass Extinction Events.
Pigeons are just doves with a bad reputation ~ Joan Jett
September 3, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Pigeons are just doves with a bad reputation ~ Joan Jett
Some people know intellectually that it's "all of a sudden," but still say "all the sudden" in conversation.
July 29, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Some people know intellectually that it's "all of a sudden," but still say "all the sudden" in conversation.
Instead of "What have I become / My sweetest friend?" sing "Look at what's happened to me-e / I can't believe it myself."
July 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Instead of "What have I become / My sweetest friend?" sing "Look at what's happened to me-e / I can't believe it myself."