Your friendly neighborhood Eli
@elithek.bsky.social
Born & raised in the U.S. Moved to Ireland in 2024 (permanently if I'm lucky). The world is better when we let people be who they are & don't crap on their joy.
If you're planning to follow me to DM me, don't bother.
If you're planning to follow me to DM me, don't bother.
That movie got panned
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November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
That movie got panned
Fisherman Jesus. "You only need 2 fish when they're this big."
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Fisherman Jesus. "You only need 2 fish when they're this big."
'Twas the witch of November, come stealin'.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
'Twas the witch of November, come stealin'.
"No" is talk, technically.
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
"No" is talk, technically.
Sadly true. Many people are lucky enough to have family to care for them, or the means to care for themselves. But many is far from all. And, of course, the only purpose of health "care" in the U.S. is to extract as much money from people as possible, which goes into hyperdrive with the elderly.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sadly true. Many people are lucky enough to have family to care for them, or the means to care for themselves. But many is far from all. And, of course, the only purpose of health "care" in the U.S. is to extract as much money from people as possible, which goes into hyperdrive with the elderly.
How can you speak so flippantly about the weather at a time like this? I mean, that storm is nuts!
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
How can you speak so flippantly about the weather at a time like this? I mean, that storm is nuts!
I mean, that's one available tfw. There are others...
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November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I mean, that's one available tfw. There are others...
Guys like him don't see a difference between the two.
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Guys like him don't see a difference between the two.
Please don't think you need to apologize for your feelings.
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Please don't think you need to apologize for your feelings.
Go Birds!
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Go Birds!
Holy Toledo!
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Holy Toledo!
When's she gonna live her life right?
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
When's she gonna live her life right?