Your friendly neighborhood Eli
@elithek.bsky.social
Born & raised in the U.S. Moved to Ireland in 2024 (permanently if I'm lucky). The world is better when we let people be who they are & don't crap on their joy.
If you're planning to follow me to DM me, don't bother.
If you're planning to follow me to DM me, don't bother.
Or, as it's called in Florida, Thursday.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Or, as it's called in Florida, Thursday.
The perfect coment doesn't exi-
Rocky Balboa's frozen sides of beef fought harder than Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The perfect coment doesn't exi-
It's nice when someone goes ahead & writes your post for you verbatim & all you have to do is share it.
A glimmer of hope on a dark horizon. I grew up bigoted against gays and same sex marriage, AND I WAS WRONG. If a man can grow up, so can a nation.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's nice when someone goes ahead & writes your post for you verbatim & all you have to do is share it.
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Some thoughts I have on traditional marriage, from my new special “Rini” out next week! (November 19 on YouTube!) Enjoy!
#funny #standup #jokes #STANDUPCOMEDY #comedy
#funny #standup #jokes #STANDUPCOMEDY #comedy
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Some thoughts I have on traditional marriage, from my new special “Rini” out next week! (November 19 on YouTube!) Enjoy!
#funny #standup #jokes #STANDUPCOMEDY #comedy
#funny #standup #jokes #STANDUPCOMEDY #comedy
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CUTE JOKE ALERT!
If a pastry chef only gives you 12 items and not 13, you can call that a "baker's doesn't."
CUTE JOKE OVER!
If a pastry chef only gives you 12 items and not 13, you can call that a "baker's doesn't."
CUTE JOKE OVER!
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
CUTE JOKE ALERT!
If a pastry chef only gives you 12 items and not 13, you can call that a "baker's doesn't."
CUTE JOKE OVER!
If a pastry chef only gives you 12 items and not 13, you can call that a "baker's doesn't."
CUTE JOKE OVER!
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
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GOP to Senate Dems soon.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
GOP to Senate Dems soon.
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How come you only hear about last ditch efforts? Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How come you only hear about last ditch efforts? Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot.
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And this is exactly the BS that the regime is trying to play with making antifa a thing.
#TheAlliedForces
#TheAlliedForces
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
And this is exactly the BS that the regime is trying to play with making antifa a thing.
#TheAlliedForces
#TheAlliedForces
If you see this, post one image from your device without explanation.
November 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If you see this, post one image from your device without explanation.
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It is literally a battle between those who realize we live in a society and those who think they're rugged individuals doing it all on their own (with massive subsidies from society).
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It is literally a battle between those who realize we live in a society and those who think they're rugged individuals doing it all on their own (with massive subsidies from society).
r/meirl
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
r/meirl
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Live footage of RFK Jr. after the person passed out!
a group of people are gathered around a table at a party .
ALT: a group of people are gathered around a table at a party .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Live footage of RFK Jr. after the person passed out!
Can you guess my lie? I have:
3 degrees of separation from Yuri Gagarin, the first human in space.
2 degrees of separation from Joe Biden, former President of the United States.
1 degree of separation from Jerome Mrazek, whose NHL career consisted of one 6-minute appearance in goal for the Flyers.
3 degrees of separation from Yuri Gagarin, the first human in space.
2 degrees of separation from Joe Biden, former President of the United States.
1 degree of separation from Jerome Mrazek, whose NHL career consisted of one 6-minute appearance in goal for the Flyers.
Yesterday at the day job, we played 2 truths and a lie. Care to play?
1. I know George R.R. Martin
2. I once has a NASA astronaut working for me.
3. I published a Crosby, Stills, & Nash song.
1. I know George R.R. Martin
2. I once has a NASA astronaut working for me.
3. I published a Crosby, Stills, & Nash song.
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Can you guess my lie? I have:
3 degrees of separation from Yuri Gagarin, the first human in space.
2 degrees of separation from Joe Biden, former President of the United States.
1 degree of separation from Jerome Mrazek, whose NHL career consisted of one 6-minute appearance in goal for the Flyers.
3 degrees of separation from Yuri Gagarin, the first human in space.
2 degrees of separation from Joe Biden, former President of the United States.
1 degree of separation from Jerome Mrazek, whose NHL career consisted of one 6-minute appearance in goal for the Flyers.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Owls can eat 3,000 rodents a year for free. One poisoned mouse can kill the entire family. Stop using rat poison!
a barn owl is flying through the air with its wings spread
Alt: a barn owl is flying through the air with its wings spread
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Owls can eat 3,000 rodents a year for free. One poisoned mouse can kill the entire family. Stop using rat poison!
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Me when I don't get a sweet treat after dinner
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me when I don't get a sweet treat after dinner
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You’ve all been very good this week, please have a crab.
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You’ve all been very good this week, please have a crab.
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BREAKING NEWS: Dick Cheney just shot Ronald Reagan in the face
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Dick Cheney just shot Ronald Reagan in the face
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Nice to be reminded that all the Never Trumpers praising Dick Cheney today had no problem with evil they liked.
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Nice to be reminded that all the Never Trumpers praising Dick Cheney today had no problem with evil they liked.
So... Pop-Tart Barnum?
The T.S. In T.S. Eliot actually stood for toaster strudel
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
So... Pop-Tart Barnum?
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So the government is trying to make the case that throwing food is violence but withholding it isn’t
Back for Day 2 of Sandwich Guy’s trial. In government opening statement: “This case is about the fact that you can’t go around throwing stuff at people when you’re mad.”
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
So the government is trying to make the case that throwing food is violence but withholding it isn’t