Hearing Jeffrey Dahmer is getting serious consideration for head of the FDA.

Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:

Vaccines are a miracle and amazing

The veins of the earth tirelessly supply nature with the elixir of life .... water. This wonderful sight with the splendor and power of nature should remind us what a wonderful planet we live on and that we have an obligation to protect it and treat it with care.💚🌳🌲🍀💚

bro: you let your dog sleep in your bed?

me: bro, i’d let my dog borrow my car if he needed it

I wish we could prescribe books to each other.

Sounds like you need two Flannery O’Connors!

A little Octavia Butler ought to clear that up.

Read sixteen Mary Oliver poems and call me in the morning.