is this about me

my awesome new coworker bought my extracted root canal tooth for $50 today, i love them

streaming on twitch in 20 minutes, come say hi and watch me do rlly good or rlly bad (:

twitch.tv/elizaqu33f

so depressed my throat tastes of blood and my nose full of brimstone

LOOK AT MY TINY GIRL!!!

What's really annoying on an existential level is knowing that Elon isn't actually destroying the federal government for ideological reasons, he's doing it for the same reason he lies about playing Path of Exile, which is to impress the shitty little dickheads on the website he ruined

my boobs look like this btw

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we’re soo back babieeeee!!! (nothing happened, im just manifesting because hard times are coming)

everytime (since the sixth grade) that i’ve heard imagine dragons, has been against my will

Frobert made you a bouquet, he’s kinda romantic or whatever

thread of my “junk” journal entries🖤:

boyfriend is wearing my comfy socks, look how cute

i went on X for like 2 minutes for the first time all day and saw an in depth thread vividly describing someone cutting off and eating their own n*pples for self harm(with a video/photos) and it made me want to die. bluesky feels safe

looking for mutuals that’ll play fortnite with me because i’m just a 23 yr old teenage boy

found in my 1985 Care Bears comic

my lyft driver taking me to work at 6:30 am talking about the time my coffee shop got robbed at gun point & the murder-suicide that happened at the grocery store across the street that same year. idk man, this corner is cursed, i’m tired

one of my strongest beliefs is that if i were to encounter an exact clone of myself, i COULD make them cum if i had to.

i mean if i realllly had to do it i could get it done.
no problem.

ur telling me this isn’t soup?