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e-girl (engineering girl) • interested in the kind of software nobody writes anymore • making computers at @oxide.computer • love too cheap to meter • nulla crux, nulla corona
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sir, a second Libertarian Party account has cooked
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
today i learnt that i was in the top 0.4% of Strava users for days active last year.

this makes perfect sense if you understand the deep emotional anguish i felt on each of the 16 days i did not go running.
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 AM
for sale: baby shoes, never worn
January 6, 2026 at 5:05 AM
January 5, 2026 at 11:51 PM
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
the thing about spending $2000 on a bedframe is that every time i think about doing it, i realize i could also spend $2000 on DDR4 ECC RDIMMs on eBay, and then i do neither
January 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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there is consensus in the group chat on this point: "a contraption can scare a horse"
January 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i was told that i am “a type of person” because i purchased a cable management arm for my “desktop computer”
January 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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if you (programming lang enjoyooors) want to feel driven insane you can always look at the early golang user group

they have a lengthy contrived argument about mutexes that sounds as silly as the "how many days in a week" bodybuilder forum thread if you have seen a std::sync::Mutex even once
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
she is locked in
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the problem with buying whole ebay computers just to get the DDR4 inside them is that you have to pay $180 to have the RAM shipped to your house, and then you have like a 2U 26” deep thing in your house that you can’t use because you took the RAM out of it
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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It's kind of funny that the NYCMayor Twitter account just changes names without archiving the old posts so now it's @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social's name on all of Eric Adams' old tweets
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
2026 will be the Year of Linux on the Desktop
January 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
OH: “you should be able to soothe the Waymo, like a horse…”
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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me: i'm into some really perverse stuff hope you're ok with that haha 🙈
him: try me 😈
me:
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I think it was @elizas.website who said something about how most industrial accidents occur during scheduled maintenance, so the obvious answer is to not perform scheduled maintenance.
December 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
one thing i will say about living in the future is that i really would not have guessed that we would have vaguely pre-sentient AI *before* we invented a way of interacting with the computer more sophisticated than writing plain-text Python code using a typewriter keyboard…
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
sky half clear and half grey
December 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
type of guy who takes the time to leave a review for a rail kit on the Dell website, but his review is basically “yes these are rails, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️”
December 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
the amount of un-racked equipment currently sitting on the floor of my apartment is maaaaaybe starting to become a problem…
December 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
getting to work 4 microseconds late and blaming it on the NIST Boulder atomic clock outage
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
more scenes from the Great San Francisco Power Outage of December 2025
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
scenes from the Great San Francisco Power Outage of December 2025
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM