eliza🌻
@elizas.website
e-girl (engineering girl) • interested in the kind of software nobody writes anymore • making computers at @oxide.computer • love too cheap to meter • nulla crux, nulla corona
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eliza🌻
@elizas.website
· Jan 26
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“wow, i could do that many I/O Operations Per Second *by hand*!•
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
“wow, i could do that many I/O Operations Per Second *by hand*!•
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well this has been a good couple days for people writing in the 'Politics' category on AO3
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
well this has been a good couple days for people writing in the 'Politics' category on AO3
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Is Mamdani a socialist, a communist, a jihadist, yada yada yada?
Trump doesn't care. What he wants to know is, is he a star (and, very important as a follow-up: does he seem to like me and thus confirm that I, too, am a star)?
Trump doesn't care. What he wants to know is, is he a star (and, very important as a follow-up: does he seem to like me and thus confirm that I, too, am a star)?
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Is Mamdani a socialist, a communist, a jihadist, yada yada yada?
Trump doesn't care. What he wants to know is, is he a star (and, very important as a follow-up: does he seem to like me and thus confirm that I, too, am a star)?
Trump doesn't care. What he wants to know is, is he a star (and, very important as a follow-up: does he seem to like me and thus confirm that I, too, am a star)?
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hahahahaha I knew it. "I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
hahahahaha I knew it. "I feel very confident that he can do a very good job. I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
today in Extremely thumbv7em Instructions
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
today in Extremely thumbv7em Instructions
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no one prepared me for how emotional and special it feels when a robot hands you an object. it's kind of like when a dog or a kid that you only just met hands you a toy
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
no one prepared me for how emotional and special it feels when a robot hands you an object. it's kind of like when a dog or a kid that you only just met hands you a toy
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer that you didn’t know existed can make your computer stop working.”
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer that you didn’t know existed can make your computer stop working.”
the nation-state that will dominate the future of humanity is whoever decides to start secretly raising children in an isolated environment with no LLMs and a bunch of pre-2021 software engineering books. China is probably already doing this.
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the nation-state that will dominate the future of humanity is whoever decides to start secretly raising children in an isolated environment with no LLMs and a bunch of pre-2021 software engineering books. China is probably already doing this.
ma po tofu is a wonderful food
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
ma po tofu is a wonderful food
even more true today than it was 25 years ago
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
even more true today than it was 25 years ago
> ICE agent Gerardo Rodriguez
can someone please explain this
can someone please explain this
Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
> ICE agent Gerardo Rodriguez
can someone please explain this
can someone please explain this
man, i’m so glad i bought DDR5 about three months ago
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
man, i’m so glad i bought DDR5 about three months ago
thinking about getting mad and writing a messed up hashmap
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
thinking about getting mad and writing a messed up hashmap
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i put balatro on my oscilloscope
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
i put balatro on my oscilloscope
the iOS “Prioritize Notifications” AI thingy appears to always mark notifications from the spammiest group chat i’m in as “priority” and has never prioritized a notification i actually wanted to receive
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the iOS “Prioritize Notifications” AI thingy appears to always mark notifications from the spammiest group chat i’m in as “priority” and has never prioritized a notification i actually wanted to receive
do you ever just think about how there is an OpenAPI API for the OpenAI AI API
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
do you ever just think about how there is an OpenAPI API for the OpenAI AI API
“great, i will simply not fuck with any aspect of the audio setup, and hope that it remains exactly this way for another ten minutes”
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“great, i will simply not fuck with any aspect of the audio setup, and hope that it remains exactly this way for another ten minutes”
my coworkers Dave, John, @smklein.bsky.social, and i have been pregaming this one all morning on Matrix, btw :)
A reminder that this is tonight at 5p Pacific; join us for what promises to be a lively discussion!
discord.gg/QrcKGTTPrF?e...
discord.gg/QrcKGTTPrF?e...
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
my coworkers Dave, John, @smklein.bsky.social, and i have been pregaming this one all morning on Matrix, btw :)
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Join us on Monday at 5p Pacific to discuss! discord.gg/QrcKGTTPrF?e...
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Join us on Monday at 5p Pacific to discuss! discord.gg/QrcKGTTPrF?e...
the most positive thing i can say about this hackernews thread is “no one has mentioned LLMs yet”
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the most positive thing i can say about this hackernews thread is “no one has mentioned LLMs yet”
OH: “real XML has never been tried”
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
OH: “real XML has never been tried”
this youtube commenter understands me on a deep and profound level
October 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
this youtube commenter understands me on a deep and profound level