McPoops
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McPoops
@ellemcpoopson.bsky.social
HVAC repair.
Lost my #1 girl this morning.

It’s really not fair that dogs don’t live as long as we do.
March 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I adopted this sweet little schnauzer and no matter what I do, she always looks disheveled and crusty.
March 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
UHC pre-approved my dental work and has now denied my claim *twice* saying the crown replacement was unnecessary because I don’t have record that my previous crown was damaged.

There was no crown replacement. This is a brand new crown.
March 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It would be a shame if someone [redacted] him.
Musk threatens to shut off Starlink access if Ukraine won’t sign the minerals “deal”.

So many of us warned about Europe’s near-total tech dependence on the US. Deeply irresponsible to rely on the continued benevolence of an external actor for such vital systems. kyivindependent.com/us-threatens...
US threatens to shut off Starlink if Ukraine won't sign minerals deal, sources tell Reuters
The U.S. first raised the prospect of shutting off Starlink service after Zelensky rejected the deal presented on Feb. 12. Starlink terminals are critical in securing Ukraine's battlefield communicati...
kyivindependent.com
March 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Please enjoy this photo of my very cute freshly bathed dog.
February 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My flight home was canceled due to weather (that hasn’t happened yet) so I’m having an adventure day on the Amtrak.
February 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
February 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
🤞🏼please please please please please🤞🏼
February 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Wait until MAGA find out that it’s going to put 25% on the cost of a cross burning.
February 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Georgia watching Hereditary for the first time…🫣
January 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’d say “maybe he’ll die!” to be encouraging, but then his successor would be just as bad but also semi-intelligent so probably worse.

It’s a party, friends.
January 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I am adopting my sister’s foster dog and I’m very excited about it. This is Georgia.
January 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I can’t think of a single event where it would be appropriate to wear the Fleabag jumpsuit, but I need to find that event. Because I have the Fleabag jumpsuit and I’ve never worn it.
January 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I set a running trail for friends in my neighborhood using a blue chalk and one of my neighbors is having an absolute meltdown about it. This is his 3rd neighborhood post one the subject *even after* I explained it was just chalk.

Snopes fact checked this, btw. www.snopes.com/fact-check/g...
January 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
How I found my dog when I came back from the bathroom this morning:
January 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
We had to say goodbye to Pablo yesterday and it really, really sucks. He was such a sweet boy.
December 27, 2024 at 4:12 PM
I bought my sister’s new dogs a ton of toys for their first Christmas Eve. One of them hoarded all the toys while the other sat nearby being sad.

She sent me a photo from today and looks like they’ve learned to share.
December 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I was feeling pretty good about today’s outfit until I realized I look exactly like Dieter from Sprockets.
two men are dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says tickets .
ALT: two men are dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says tickets .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Bad Sisters is a perfect show and you should all be watching it.
December 14, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Why won’t the government let us have soft teeth?! This reeks of conspiracy.
Just went to check on Twitter and
December 13, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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The historic day when all the nation’s gay men and straight women cried out in unison: I can fix him
December 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
December 4, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I would like the person who put up this wallpaper then covered it with another wallpaper then covered that wallpaper with another wallpaper to go to jail.
November 27, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I think my 2025 personality is going to be “wears a lot of rings.”
November 27, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys
November 19, 2024 at 8:48 PM