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just scrolled through my phone to find the train ticket and showed the man this image instead with full confidence that THIS was my train ticket.
December 23, 2024 at 1:04 PM
just scrolled through my phone to find the train ticket and showed the man this image instead with full confidence that THIS was my train ticket.
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Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid
Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid
CHICAGO—Stressing that the procedure offered affected individuals their best chance at recuperation, experts at Northwestern University’s medical school issued a recommendation Thursday that severely ...
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December 22, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid
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News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions
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December 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions
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Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
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December 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills
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Wrongly Convicted Death Row Inmate Exonerated Mere Hours After Execution | Onion News Network
December 13, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Wrongly Convicted Death Row Inmate Exonerated Mere Hours After Execution | Onion News Network
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Take Me To Your Girlboss
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December 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Take Me To Your Girlboss
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This glorious lady is up for adoption in Oakland and she wants you to know you should adopt her…or else.
(Actually they say she’s very affectionate)
(Actually they say she’s very affectionate)
December 14, 2024 at 4:44 PM
This glorious lady is up for adoption in Oakland and she wants you to know you should adopt her…or else.
(Actually they say she’s very affectionate)
(Actually they say she’s very affectionate)
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Floof alert 🚨 This one is extra soft 🥰 #fluffycat #catlover
December 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Floof alert 🚨 This one is extra soft 🥰 #fluffycat #catlover
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And I could always use more.
December 9, 2024 at 9:02 PM
And I could always use more.
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Oh myyy. Nick Fuentes was just arrested for battery. He apparently maced a woman who had knocked on his door.
December 6, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Oh myyy. Nick Fuentes was just arrested for battery. He apparently maced a woman who had knocked on his door.
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Bagels are just an excuse to eat a tub of cream cheese. That shit is in the kitchen calling me. I hear it
December 2, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Bagels are just an excuse to eat a tub of cream cheese. That shit is in the kitchen calling me. I hear it
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I really don't care, do you?
December 2, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I really don't care, do you?
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Oh lord what have I done now
December 2, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Oh lord what have I done now
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This is controversial, it IS extreme, and we will fight this tooth and nail.
Fuck this bullshit.
Fuck this bullshit.
December 2, 2024 at 11:18 PM
This is controversial, it IS extreme, and we will fight this tooth and nail.
Fuck this bullshit.
Fuck this bullshit.