Simon
@ellisuk.com
Moments of outstanding brightness followed by periods of quiet contemplation / anxiety / dullness. If you're a bigot, nazi or general shitehawk of a human being you will be blocked. Otherwise let's see what's out there. Also remember fix your heart or die.
May one suggest this which we had delivered yesterday for our 1.5litre tea pot:
January 15, 2026 at 10:16 AM
May one suggest this which we had delivered yesterday for our 1.5litre tea pot:
Well let’s see what our resident professor of ethics thinks.
January 13, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Well let’s see what our resident professor of ethics thinks.
No new pictures where are you mentally?
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
No new pictures where are you mentally?
January 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
What was your #childhoodcinema
The ABC (then Cannon) on Bristol Road in Birmingham. Watched Star Trek III, Jaws The Revenge and countless other films there. It's been demolished and now a McDonalds Drive Through is on the site.
The ABC (then Cannon) on Bristol Road in Birmingham. Watched Star Trek III, Jaws The Revenge and countless other films there. It's been demolished and now a McDonalds Drive Through is on the site.
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
What was your #childhoodcinema
The ABC (then Cannon) on Bristol Road in Birmingham. Watched Star Trek III, Jaws The Revenge and countless other films there. It's been demolished and now a McDonalds Drive Through is on the site.
The ABC (then Cannon) on Bristol Road in Birmingham. Watched Star Trek III, Jaws The Revenge and countless other films there. It's been demolished and now a McDonalds Drive Through is on the site.
Well let’s get a final word from Kent Brockman about his retweet.
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Well let’s get a final word from Kent Brockman about his retweet.
In these times of strife and trouble you need a trustworthy upbeat news service which is why I get all my news from:
January 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
In these times of strife and trouble you need a trustworthy upbeat news service which is why I get all my news from:
That's why I get all my news from here:
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
That's why I get all my news from here:
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favourite muppet is.
It was and always will be this good boy and his piano:
It was and always will be this good boy and his piano:
December 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favourite muppet is.
It was and always will be this good boy and his piano:
It was and always will be this good boy and his piano:
Merry Christmas from Moko the cat. Who isn’t impressed with the festivities so far.
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Merry Christmas from Moko the cat. Who isn’t impressed with the festivities so far.
I think I have the perfect message for them…..
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think I have the perfect message for them…..
In the words of a classic film:
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In the words of a classic film:
Had the funeral yesterday, cheerio Dad:
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Had the funeral yesterday, cheerio Dad:
Got to the lovely hotel in Birmingham last night and couldn’t think where I’d seen it before….
It’s bloody Crossroads isn’t it!
It’s bloody Crossroads isn’t it!
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Got to the lovely hotel in Birmingham last night and couldn’t think where I’d seen it before….
It’s bloody Crossroads isn’t it!
It’s bloody Crossroads isn’t it!
As long as they stay true to the source material this is in it then all well and good:
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
As long as they stay true to the source material this is in it then all well and good:
f you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
f you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky:
When work colleagues know you’re on leave for your 50th Birthday.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
When work colleagues know you’re on leave for your 50th Birthday.
I'm so old I remember when the Murdoch press tried something similar in a 1990's UK General Election.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm so old I remember when the Murdoch press tried something similar in a 1990's UK General Election.
Has that worm got full control?
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Has that worm got full control?
Loving this description of the Netflix show The Diplomat.
October 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Loving this description of the Netflix show The Diplomat.
Just a quick reminder that Joan Hickson was always never going to take your shite.
October 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Just a quick reminder that Joan Hickson was always never going to take your shite.
All I can say is, is that you want to be aiming for this look:
October 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
All I can say is, is that you want to be aiming for this look: