Simon
@ellisuk.com
Moments of outstanding brightness followed by periods of quiet contemplation / anxiety / dullness. If you're a bigot, nazi or general shitehawk of a human being you will be blocked. Otherwise let's see what's out there. Also remember fix your heart or die.
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*adds to the pen collection*
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
*adds to the pen collection*
May one suggest this which we had delivered yesterday for our 1.5litre tea pot:
January 15, 2026 at 10:16 AM
May one suggest this which we had delivered yesterday for our 1.5litre tea pot:
@mbalazo.bsky.social looks absolutely terrified, were you doing your Nadine Dorries impression while high-fiving him?
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
@mbalazo.bsky.social looks absolutely terrified, were you doing your Nadine Dorries impression while high-fiving him?
Well let’s see what our resident professor of ethics thinks.
January 13, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Well let’s see what our resident professor of ethics thinks.
That would just be from Bernie.
January 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
That would just be from Bernie.
You know with our government involved it’ll end up like this:
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
Alt: Sideshow Bob stepping on a load of rakes.
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
You know with our government involved it’ll end up like this:
Errr yes, of course you’re right there’s no listening device in your pen.
“Team Omega, he’s rumbled us go for extraction of the mighty asset that isn’t a sword”
“Team Omega, he’s rumbled us go for extraction of the mighty asset that isn’t a sword”
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Errr yes, of course you’re right there’s no listening device in your pen.
“Team Omega, he’s rumbled us go for extraction of the mighty asset that isn’t a sword”
“Team Omega, he’s rumbled us go for extraction of the mighty asset that isn’t a sword”
I couldn’t possibly dear lady, we haven’t been formally introduced.
January 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I couldn’t possibly dear lady, we haven’t been formally introduced.
Nope:
Mug count x 1
Tea drunk x 4
Mug count x 1
Tea drunk x 4
January 11, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Nope:
Mug count x 1
Tea drunk x 4
Mug count x 1
Tea drunk x 4