Ellybean
@elly-bean.bsky.social
I will subject all of y'all to my hyperfixations, usually of geeky and gay origins. She/her
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Ellybean
@elly-bean.bsky.social
· Apr 14
Friendly reminder: you don't have to tolerate conservatives in your life. You can create spaces which demand they follow basic decency or be expelled and this is a good thing. We are in this moment because we tolerated their anti-social behaviors and hand waved the crazy takes as impossible.
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Human beings on the bottom: Who do those rich fucks think they are, lording over us? The injustice!
Human beings upon reaching the top: You know, the view from up here is pretty nice.
Human beings upon reaching the top: You know, the view from up here is pretty nice.
Chappelle: Y’all are more free than we are
Riyadh crowd: Wooooooo
Chappelle: Like if I tell jokes about trans people at home people say shit about me
Riyadh crowd: booo
Chappelle: but you guys clap
Riyadh: [applause]
Chappelle: you see THAT’s free speech
Riyadh crowd: Wooooooo
Chappelle: Like if I tell jokes about trans people at home people say shit about me
Riyadh crowd: booo
Chappelle: but you guys clap
Riyadh: [applause]
Chappelle: you see THAT’s free speech
October 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Human beings on the bottom: Who do those rich fucks think they are, lording over us? The injustice!
Human beings upon reaching the top: You know, the view from up here is pretty nice.
Human beings upon reaching the top: You know, the view from up here is pretty nice.
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Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
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If your organization is still on Twitter it is enabling explicit naziism.
Send these screenshots to whoever is in your organization’s trust, safety, PR, comms team.
Send these screenshots to whoever is in your organization’s trust, safety, PR, comms team.
July 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If your organization is still on Twitter it is enabling explicit naziism.
Send these screenshots to whoever is in your organization’s trust, safety, PR, comms team.
Send these screenshots to whoever is in your organization’s trust, safety, PR, comms team.
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Your Medicaid is cut. Your health insurance is not safe. Your tips are still taxed. You pay the tariffs. There’s no trade deals. No wars have ended. Gas isn’t $2. Eggs aren’t cheaper. There isn’t $10 trillion in investment. The Epstein files are buried.
It’s. All. Lies.
All the time.
It’s. All. Lies.
All the time.
July 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Your Medicaid is cut. Your health insurance is not safe. Your tips are still taxed. You pay the tariffs. There’s no trade deals. No wars have ended. Gas isn’t $2. Eggs aren’t cheaper. There isn’t $10 trillion in investment. The Epstein files are buried.
It’s. All. Lies.
All the time.
It’s. All. Lies.
All the time.
"Winning" has never felt so fucking awful.
BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
July 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"Winning" has never felt so fucking awful.
It's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better.
The second half of that phrase is that it only gets better if you put in the effort. Organize and be safe. Tell your friends and family you love them.
The only way out is through.
The second half of that phrase is that it only gets better if you put in the effort. Organize and be safe. Tell your friends and family you love them.
The only way out is through.
July 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It's going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better.
The second half of that phrase is that it only gets better if you put in the effort. Organize and be safe. Tell your friends and family you love them.
The only way out is through.
The second half of that phrase is that it only gets better if you put in the effort. Organize and be safe. Tell your friends and family you love them.
The only way out is through.
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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where does internet come from?
the answer may surprise you
the answer may surprise you
June 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
where does internet come from?
the answer may surprise you
the answer may surprise you
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Mamdani: "I've already had to start get used to the fact that the president will talk about how I look, how I sound, where I'm from, ultimately bc he wants to distract from what I'm fighting for. I'm fighting for the the very working people he ran a campaign to empower that he has since betrayed."
June 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Mamdani: "I've already had to start get used to the fact that the president will talk about how I look, how I sound, where I'm from, ultimately bc he wants to distract from what I'm fighting for. I'm fighting for the the very working people he ran a campaign to empower that he has since betrayed."
We're driving through Iowa and it amuses me greatly that I can see farmland all around me, stare at my phone for an hour and a half, look up and still see farmland all around me.
Is there actually civilization here?
Is there actually civilization here?
June 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We're driving through Iowa and it amuses me greatly that I can see farmland all around me, stare at my phone for an hour and a half, look up and still see farmland all around me.
Is there actually civilization here?
Is there actually civilization here?
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As I’ve noted before, I think it is telling that “I hope you get what you voted for,” is correctly considered an insult to conservatives. If someone told that to me, I’d be like “Yeah, man. I hope I get sensible market regulations, a strengthened social safety net, and the right to shit too.”
June 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
As I’ve noted before, I think it is telling that “I hope you get what you voted for,” is correctly considered an insult to conservatives. If someone told that to me, I’d be like “Yeah, man. I hope I get sensible market regulations, a strengthened social safety net, and the right to shit too.”
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god damn he's cooking
June 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
god damn he's cooking
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you can’t post pornography on here
June 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
you can’t post pornography on here
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what exactly do the Dems who voted to table here think they're accomplishing
millions upon millions of people took to the street just a couple weeks ago to protest this man, he's extremely unpopular by every measure we have, and he's asserting dictatorial power on a daily basis
what are you doing
millions upon millions of people took to the street just a couple weeks ago to protest this man, he's extremely unpopular by every measure we have, and he's asserting dictatorial power on a daily basis
what are you doing
It took less than two hours for the House to shoot down H.R. 537, Rep. Al Green’s impeachment resolution condemning the Donald John Trump, President of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors.
June 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
what exactly do the Dems who voted to table here think they're accomplishing
millions upon millions of people took to the street just a couple weeks ago to protest this man, he's extremely unpopular by every measure we have, and he's asserting dictatorial power on a daily basis
what are you doing
millions upon millions of people took to the street just a couple weeks ago to protest this man, he's extremely unpopular by every measure we have, and he's asserting dictatorial power on a daily basis
what are you doing
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#makeaterriblecomicday2025 sorry I accidentally made a terrific comic
June 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
#makeaterriblecomicday2025 sorry I accidentally made a terrific comic
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When your cat's a master of disguise.
June 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
When your cat's a master of disguise.
Interpersonal politics between friends and family is often a lot more complicated than trying to convince strangers. Loud and proud bigots aren't worth anything besides ridicule, but if you see an opportunity to inform someone in your daily life, do it. You can affect change there the most.
June 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Interpersonal politics between friends and family is often a lot more complicated than trying to convince strangers. Loud and proud bigots aren't worth anything besides ridicule, but if you see an opportunity to inform someone in your daily life, do it. You can affect change there the most.
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An exploit for Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2 allows players to summon almost anything via Autobuild Sharing. No modding is involved; all it takes is the right QR code to bring forth a legion of new friends.
June 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
An exploit for Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2 allows players to summon almost anything via Autobuild Sharing. No modding is involved; all it takes is the right QR code to bring forth a legion of new friends.
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Please read and share this statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman, children of Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark.
(via WCCO reporter Caroline Cummings on X)
(via WCCO reporter Caroline Cummings on X)
June 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Please read and share this statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman, children of Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark.
(via WCCO reporter Caroline Cummings on X)
(via WCCO reporter Caroline Cummings on X)