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Der-shing 德馨 Helmer
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Award-winning science-fantasy & edu comic creator | www.shingworks.com
Dorstenia & Aristolochia enthusiast | Executive Editor at Vault Comics
Can't know how to hear any more about tables
Pinned
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saw two huge male Sceloporus wrestling each other and fighting and biting each other. just flipping the absolute shit out of each other lizard-style. no other commentary, it was simply cool
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant

“This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...
Inside ICE’s Tool to Monitor Phones in Entire Neighborhoods
404 Media has obtained material that explains how Tangles and Webloc, two surveillance systems ICE recently purchased, work. Webloc can track phones without a warrant and follow their owners home or t...
www.404media.co
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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Paleoclimatologist Jessica Tierney recently published a global temperature record covering almost the past half-billion years. According to her model, 50 million years ago, inland temperatures approached 122 degrees Fahrenheit. www.quantamagazine.org/climate-extr...
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is not a drill, friends, we've got a post-rain stinkhorn fungus egg hatching situation afoot
December 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Extremely satisfied this morning to witness guy in a neon blue truck straight screaming at the car in front of him at local coffee drive thru for (correctly) zippering the line instead of letting him cut. When we finally got to the pickup window, blue truck guy had zoomed off without his credit card
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Look at this crab I found the other day🦀
It was way too cute.
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I'm not unsocial, it's just that every time I write a response to some idea online I get so overwhelmed with how pointless it is and delete it. This is probably why I'm feeling increasingly disconnected to others online, but also. My takes are just as good or bad when I keep them to myself, lol
December 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?
December 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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you have been visited by the Quail of the Double Top Knot. Like for good luck. Ignore to go fuck yourself.
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Aristolochia phillipinensis stealth-flowering for the first time (for me). I have never grown this genus until this year and idk if December is the time it should be doing cool stuff, lol, but here we are
December 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Added in the shiny reflections and he is pretty much done. I'd like to touch up certain areas after resting for a bit, but I may as well show him off early.

This is "Regal", a male Australian blue swimmer crab that took nearly 250 hours to paint, spanning over 3 years

#sciart #crustmas 🦀
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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If geckos have taught me anything, it’s that the Virgin Mary reproduced via parthenogenesis and Jesus should be a female clone of Mary
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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There are hundreds of stories out there- books, movies, albums, etc- from throughout time, that are completely perfect for you. And you haven’t found them yet. You have to keep looking your whole life
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m 12 (circa 2021)
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Nervous System puzzles are my go-to gift every year (including last year when my family and I gave the same owl puzzle to each other lol). @franzanth.bsky.social art puzzle is a complete no-brainer
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The ride never ends
September 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
For the first time, husband is being subjected to the worst tortures known to man… loose cricket chirping under the fridge…
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I got this friend who loves barbed wire, collects barbed wire, attends barbed wire conventions. It's SO fucking hilarious to me because it sounds so fake, but apparently is real. I involuntarily start smiling whenever he talks about it; it's so rude of me, but I can't help it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Cycads have been around since before the dinosaurs, they're a pre-flowering lineage that produces cones. Plants are dioecious, either male or female. This is because of woke.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM