I'm heartbroken that happened to you

DEF, it's basically the only way to reliably get ahold of me nowadays lol. my inbox is always open for you 🏵️

Considering the same... being connected with others and looking at the Number quantifying how much I exist is nice, but it's mostly 10% nice and 90% being bummed out for opening the tab

it's so afoot

Uherm

The shit is well and truly AFOOT

when the days grow long being online sucks, it’s best to go outside and be present with the malodorous slime orbs

why does it look like that der-shing

well, because last week I moved the jelly egg that was next to the tree we were chopping down out of the way so it would hatch for me, but despite my machinations my husband’s chaotic feet magnetically located and smooshed it. yet… it LIVES

smalliphants are one of the all-time greatest achievements of evolution

I saw the skeleton of these guys at a natural history museum in Germany!!! they're so tiny. Those are an adult male and female skeleton and a skull from a baby one.

get rekt!!!

but then the universe punished me for delighting in this theatre of misery by having my husband mistakenly drink 1/4th of my delicious seasonal beverage before we both realized it, lol

also 2026 plan: forcibly remind self what fun feels like so it can be had

YES Grabbe him

lol, everyone on bsky is in the first category. reddit tho. 🗡️

just like this guy. bastard mode engaged

Just know that if I do reply to you, it's because I consider you a very respectable, lovely person and dear friend with perfect opinions -OR- you've said something stupid about a plant at some point and I'm waiting to peck at you like an aggressive quail

Tree attempts to fall in the forest when nobody is around but is overcome with ennui