McFlyer
@elmcflyer.bsky.social
Nashville native/Music City adjacent
Generally a dirtbag
Consumer of candy corn
Opinions subject to change
Generally a dirtbag
Consumer of candy corn
Opinions subject to change
Every time somebody cancels a meeting, my bulge gets tighter.
I really love a cancellation.
I really love a cancellation.
December 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Every time somebody cancels a meeting, my bulge gets tighter.
I really love a cancellation.
I really love a cancellation.
Looking at the lyrics to “She’s Like the Wind” tattooed on my hairless chest since 1988.
Still no regrets.
Still no regrets.
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Looking at the lyrics to “She’s Like the Wind” tattooed on my hairless chest since 1988.
Still no regrets.
Still no regrets.
When I drink an inappropriate drink from a coffee mug, such as water or Coke Zero…I feel like a cowboy riding solo on the dusty plains.
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
When I drink an inappropriate drink from a coffee mug, such as water or Coke Zero…I feel like a cowboy riding solo on the dusty plains.
When I see an NHLer whiff on a puck, I feel much better about my beer league skillz. With a z.
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
When I see an NHLer whiff on a puck, I feel much better about my beer league skillz. With a z.
LIFEHACK: When looking for a new apartment, find one near a coin laundry.
Free clothes if you’re sneaky enough and don’t mind wearing lady’s underwear.
Related: you won’t BELIEVE how comfortable my new underwear is!
Free clothes if you’re sneaky enough and don’t mind wearing lady’s underwear.
Related: you won’t BELIEVE how comfortable my new underwear is!
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
LIFEHACK: When looking for a new apartment, find one near a coin laundry.
Free clothes if you’re sneaky enough and don’t mind wearing lady’s underwear.
Related: you won’t BELIEVE how comfortable my new underwear is!
Free clothes if you’re sneaky enough and don’t mind wearing lady’s underwear.
Related: you won’t BELIEVE how comfortable my new underwear is!
Am I a little wuss because I won’t try crack?
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Am I a little wuss because I won’t try crack?
I’m not saying I’m busy, but…
Pee time is me time.
(typed one handed, several stares)
Pee time is me time.
(typed one handed, several stares)
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m not saying I’m busy, but…
Pee time is me time.
(typed one handed, several stares)
Pee time is me time.
(typed one handed, several stares)
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KOSA is back along with 17 other dangerous censorship and surveillance laws that congress is trying to ram through.
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
KOSA is back along with 17 other dangerous censorship and surveillance laws that congress is trying to ram through.
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
Look. I don’t know what the Elf on the Shelf told Santa about my internet browsing, but I thought I had the house to myself.
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Look. I don’t know what the Elf on the Shelf told Santa about my internet browsing, but I thought I had the house to myself.
Only the most successful farmers have hoes in different area codes.
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Only the most successful farmers have hoes in different area codes.
Napkin math, if I’ve jerked it 300 times a year on average…I still have 10 more years to go to match this feat.
flip.it/1bNwlI
flip.it/1bNwlI
California man takes 15,000th spin on Disneyland ride inspired by 'Cars' film | AP News
A California man says he has marked his 15,000th spin on an auto-racing Disneyland attraction inspired by the animated film “Cars.”
flip.it
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Napkin math, if I’ve jerked it 300 times a year on average…I still have 10 more years to go to match this feat.
flip.it/1bNwlI
flip.it/1bNwlI
I need a cialis prescription because I go to the club in my pickleball apparel.
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I need a cialis prescription because I go to the club in my pickleball apparel.
Why are there so many ED advertisements in my various feeds?
I have no problem getting an E…it’s finding someone to let me use it that’s the problem.
I have no problem getting an E…it’s finding someone to let me use it that’s the problem.
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Why are there so many ED advertisements in my various feeds?
I have no problem getting an E…it’s finding someone to let me use it that’s the problem.
I have no problem getting an E…it’s finding someone to let me use it that’s the problem.
I’m so close to being able to wear athleisure for the rest of my life.
Just a few more years and I’ll look like a member of the Russian mob.
Just a few more years and I’ll look like a member of the Russian mob.
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I’m so close to being able to wear athleisure for the rest of my life.
Just a few more years and I’ll look like a member of the Russian mob.
Just a few more years and I’ll look like a member of the Russian mob.
If ghosts get wet they are washed away from existence.
That’s why they haunt houses and hotels, not bathhouses.
That’s why they haunt houses and hotels, not bathhouses.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If ghosts get wet they are washed away from existence.
That’s why they haunt houses and hotels, not bathhouses.
That’s why they haunt houses and hotels, not bathhouses.
what if the hidden business model for cyber truck is to sell treatment for vaginal dryness?
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
what if the hidden business model for cyber truck is to sell treatment for vaginal dryness?
I don’t mean to be judgmental, but there’s just too much pot smoke in the world today.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I don’t mean to be judgmental, but there’s just too much pot smoke in the world today.
I don’t use Spotify. I think they are bad people.
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I don’t use Spotify. I think they are bad people.
Everyone wants a great body. But keeping it tied up and gagged in your basement is a lot harder than you think.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Everyone wants a great body. But keeping it tied up and gagged in your basement is a lot harder than you think.
What was that big battle? Down in Texas? Maybe San Antonio. I forget.
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
What was that big battle? Down in Texas? Maybe San Antonio. I forget.
Honestly, every character being chill with a high school teacher boning a student kinda set me up to expect “evil twin” as the final twist of Pretty Little Liars.
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Honestly, every character being chill with a high school teacher boning a student kinda set me up to expect “evil twin” as the final twist of Pretty Little Liars.
Are flightless birds afraid of heights?
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Are flightless birds afraid of heights?
Driving through Alabama earlier today I asked random folks in Alabama and Auburn college apparel if their team made the Iron Bowl this year.
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Driving through Alabama earlier today I asked random folks in Alabama and Auburn college apparel if their team made the Iron Bowl this year.
I’m not saying men shouldn’t cry. We just don’t, so when you do see a man crying in public, he is enduring heartbreaking tragedy.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m not saying men shouldn’t cry. We just don’t, so when you do see a man crying in public, he is enduring heartbreaking tragedy.