McFlyer
@elmcflyer.bsky.social
Nashville native/Music City adjacent
Generally a dirtbag
Consumer of candy corn
Opinions subject to change
Generally a dirtbag
Consumer of candy corn
Opinions subject to change
I hope it was when he was still alive. He would've loved it.
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I hope it was when he was still alive. He would've loved it.
It’s that time of year.
I send roses to random women whose business cards I acquired over the last few months.
“Please be mine. -George Glass”
I send roses to random women whose business cards I acquired over the last few months.
“Please be mine. -George Glass”
February 14, 2026 at 5:56 AM
It’s that time of year.
I send roses to random women whose business cards I acquired over the last few months.
“Please be mine. -George Glass”
I send roses to random women whose business cards I acquired over the last few months.
“Please be mine. -George Glass”
“Do I want to volunteer to help some teens?”
I can see by your email you want me to spend time with teens that aren’t mine.
You’re funny.
I can see by your email you want me to spend time with teens that aren’t mine.
You’re funny.
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
“Do I want to volunteer to help some teens?”
I can see by your email you want me to spend time with teens that aren’t mine.
You’re funny.
I can see by your email you want me to spend time with teens that aren’t mine.
You’re funny.
Yelling, "Sweep woman! Sweep!" at the TV in this bar.
Bartender cleaning up gave me a dirty look.
Guess she hates curling.
Bartender cleaning up gave me a dirty look.
Guess she hates curling.
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Yelling, "Sweep woman! Sweep!" at the TV in this bar.
Bartender cleaning up gave me a dirty look.
Guess she hates curling.
Bartender cleaning up gave me a dirty look.
Guess she hates curling.
NPR story on Double Dutch makes me wish I could jump rope.
I mean. I can. But you have to lay it on the ground first.
I mean. I can. But you have to lay it on the ground first.
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
NPR story on Double Dutch makes me wish I could jump rope.
I mean. I can. But you have to lay it on the ground first.
I mean. I can. But you have to lay it on the ground first.
I don’t think I have the balls to shove a tube up my pee-hole.
But imagine how long I could sleep if I did.
But imagine how long I could sleep if I did.
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I don’t think I have the balls to shove a tube up my pee-hole.
But imagine how long I could sleep if I did.
But imagine how long I could sleep if I did.
The Barenaked Ladies broke me.
I can’t say “it’s been” like a normal person.
Especially if it’s been one week since something.
I can’t say “it’s been” like a normal person.
Especially if it’s been one week since something.
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The Barenaked Ladies broke me.
I can’t say “it’s been” like a normal person.
Especially if it’s been one week since something.
I can’t say “it’s been” like a normal person.
Especially if it’s been one week since something.
Suddenly craving a turnover.
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Suddenly craving a turnover.
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That wasn't Bugs Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
That wasn't Bugs Bunny
The halftime show was so good, I'm renting Brown Bunny for the entire family to watch next weekend.
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The halftime show was so good, I'm renting Brown Bunny for the entire family to watch next weekend.
When Mike Tyson pointed out we eat too much highly processed food, for this country it was a real MAHA moment.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
When Mike Tyson pointed out we eat too much highly processed food, for this country it was a real MAHA moment.
I know this doesn't make sense to the rest of the country, but I'm so proud of myself.
Nashville, it you've wondered where all the linemen are, they had to rehearse in California all week.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I know this doesn't make sense to the rest of the country, but I'm so proud of myself.
Nashville, it you've wondered where all the linemen are, they had to rehearse in California all week.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Nashville, it you've wondered where all the linemen are, they had to rehearse in California all week.
Kid Rock's entire set is in Spanish.
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Kid Rock's entire set is in Spanish.
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Is there anything more telling that AI companies buying Super Bowl ads to prove it’s all a bubble?
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Is there anything more telling that AI companies buying Super Bowl ads to prove it’s all a bubble?
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Liquid IV telling you to look at your piss
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Liquid IV telling you to look at your piss
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Also P(ee)SA
Medications can make your urine darker so don’t be chugging that liquid IV shit
Medications can make your urine darker so don’t be chugging that liquid IV shit
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Also P(ee)SA
Medications can make your urine darker so don’t be chugging that liquid IV shit
Medications can make your urine darker so don’t be chugging that liquid IV shit
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What fever ass dream was that Dunkin’ ad
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
What fever ass dream was that Dunkin’ ad
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the coinbase commercial was a karaoke rugpull
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
the coinbase commercial was a karaoke rugpull
No dentists signed up to sponsor the Kid Rock show.
I'd guess.
I'd guess.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
No dentists signed up to sponsor the Kid Rock show.
I'd guess.
I'd guess.
Chuck Berry liked to watch you pee.
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Chuck Berry liked to watch you pee.
I'm a whiz at looking at my pee. I'm number one.
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I'm a whiz at looking at my pee. I'm number one.
Copilot: Eliminate players known to have difficulties with the concept of consent, unless they have pro-bowl potential.
AI, what can't it do?
AI, what can't it do?
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Copilot: Eliminate players known to have difficulties with the concept of consent, unless they have pro-bowl potential.
AI, what can't it do?
AI, what can't it do?
I did not recognize undercover Guy Fieri.
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I did not recognize undercover Guy Fieri.
"It's amazing how deep inside the hole he can get..." -Chris Collinsworth
Will someone isolate this clip for me?
Will someone isolate this clip for me?
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
"It's amazing how deep inside the hole he can get..." -Chris Collinsworth
Will someone isolate this clip for me?
Will someone isolate this clip for me?