They also used to have a bird that was gonna beat the shit out of you. This is from mlb dotcom this is a real thing.

on this day

One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts."

Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them.

This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later

Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

If they were making a biopic about your life what animal would they cast you as

Of course the internet dug up Louis Prima’s "Luigi" 🤣

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

the thing about being married to someone you love is that you never stop falling in love. i fall in love with him every day over and over and everything i do is because i love him and i get to see in his eyes that he loves me too

great piece from @daralind.bsky.social that can be taken as advice for any number of issues. don’t do their work for them.

It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country

every time i see a headline about the “department of government efficiency” i get annoyed again at how much of a fucking loser elon musk is

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

I guess we're here now!