Alternative Elon Musk🚀💰
@elonalternative.bsky.social
The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 The World's Richest and Most Annoying Man💰Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool⚽ You'll Never Walk Elon🤣🏆
An RUD... Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly...
We at SpaceX are way ahead on this one!!
And the greatest euphemism ever!! 😁🚀
We at SpaceX are way ahead on this one!!
And the greatest euphemism ever!! 😁🚀
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
An RUD... Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly...
We at SpaceX are way ahead on this one!!
And the greatest euphemism ever!! 😁🚀
We at SpaceX are way ahead on this one!!
And the greatest euphemism ever!! 😁🚀
A fat guy in a suit gets all the credit??
Well, I have put on a few pounds. And dollars...😁💰
Well, I have put on a few pounds. And dollars...😁💰
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A fat guy in a suit gets all the credit??
Well, I have put on a few pounds. And dollars...😁💰
Well, I have put on a few pounds. And dollars...😁💰
I don't have to wait til Christmas! I'm as annoying as f*ck all the year round! 😆
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don't have to wait til Christmas! I'm as annoying as f*ck all the year round! 😆
Anybody got Arthur Daley's phone number?? 😁🚗
#UnsoldTeslaCybertrucks
#UnsoldTeslaCybertrucks
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Anybody got Arthur Daley's phone number?? 😁🚗
#UnsoldTeslaCybertrucks
#UnsoldTeslaCybertrucks
Very unusual - lovin' the back design! 👍
Despite me being a billionaire, the legacy media say my clothes look like they're from charity shops.
This is a lie.
They're from Primark. 🤣😎
Despite me being a billionaire, the legacy media say my clothes look like they're from charity shops.
This is a lie.
They're from Primark. 🤣😎
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Very unusual - lovin' the back design! 👍
Despite me being a billionaire, the legacy media say my clothes look like they're from charity shops.
This is a lie.
They're from Primark. 🤣😎
Despite me being a billionaire, the legacy media say my clothes look like they're from charity shops.
This is a lie.
They're from Primark. 🤣😎
Well that's a fair point. SpaceX shutting down the beaches.
So I think I'll relocate Starbase to the seafront at Brighton & Hove. 😂🚀⛱️
So I think I'll relocate Starbase to the seafront at Brighton & Hove. 😂🚀⛱️
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Well that's a fair point. SpaceX shutting down the beaches.
So I think I'll relocate Starbase to the seafront at Brighton & Hove. 😂🚀⛱️
So I think I'll relocate Starbase to the seafront at Brighton & Hove. 😂🚀⛱️
Nuke Mars instead!!! 🤣🚀
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Nuke Mars instead!!! 🤣🚀
That's why I don't go to my SpaceX launches these days. I watch the edited highlights on Launch of the Day 🤣🚀⚽
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That's why I don't go to my SpaceX launches these days. I watch the edited highlights on Launch of the Day 🤣🚀⚽
Oooh that looks yummy. 😋Despite being a billionaire I'm starved.. sleeping on the factory floor.. 🙃🙄
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oooh that looks yummy. 😋Despite being a billionaire I'm starved.. sleeping on the factory floor.. 🙃🙄
Up there with the greatest scientists ever.
In my top five science heroes. Richard Feynman.
Maximum respect! Brilliant!!
Wish I could hire him!!! 😁🚀
#PhysicsIsFun #GreatScientists
In my top five science heroes. Richard Feynman.
Maximum respect! Brilliant!!
Wish I could hire him!!! 😁🚀
#PhysicsIsFun #GreatScientists
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Up there with the greatest scientists ever.
In my top five science heroes. Richard Feynman.
Maximum respect! Brilliant!!
Wish I could hire him!!! 😁🚀
#PhysicsIsFun #GreatScientists
In my top five science heroes. Richard Feynman.
Maximum respect! Brilliant!!
Wish I could hire him!!! 😁🚀
#PhysicsIsFun #GreatScientists
I may be way too rich and powerful, an unhinged immature rampant egotist, and my politics are dreadful.
But I did NOT knock over the Christmas tree, it was the cat.
#TuesdayMotivation #Christmas2025
But I did NOT knock over the Christmas tree, it was the cat.
#TuesdayMotivation #Christmas2025
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I may be way too rich and powerful, an unhinged immature rampant egotist, and my politics are dreadful.
But I did NOT knock over the Christmas tree, it was the cat.
#TuesdayMotivation #Christmas2025
But I did NOT knock over the Christmas tree, it was the cat.
#TuesdayMotivation #Christmas2025
I only hope they don't release the X Files, as I'm in them.
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I only hope they don't release the X Files, as I'm in them.
An incomplete list of my promises??
I can provide a complete list!! Believe me!!! 😂
I can provide a complete list!! Believe me!!! 😂
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
An incomplete list of my promises??
I can provide a complete list!! Believe me!!! 😂
I can provide a complete list!! Believe me!!! 😂
Oooh I know which bit of Trump's body got scanned 🤣😱😍
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oooh I know which bit of Trump's body got scanned 🤣😱😍
Your place or mine? 😁
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Your place or mine? 😁
Yes, it's all true, I do over promise.
So my next career move is to become a football manager. 😁⚽
So my next career move is to become a football manager. 😁⚽
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Yes, it's all true, I do over promise.
So my next career move is to become a football manager. 😁⚽
So my next career move is to become a football manager. 😁⚽
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Well my football team is losing these days but I'm doing just fine! 😁💰
November 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Well my football team is losing these days but I'm doing just fine! 😁💰
Trump is only going for Venezuela to stop my latest stash shipments coming in.
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Trump is only going for Venezuela to stop my latest stash shipments coming in.
Great!! That'll save me a few quid on Tesla charging points 🤣⚡🚗
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Great!! That'll save me a few quid on Tesla charging points 🤣⚡🚗
Or the Musk Method:
Just bung the turkey on one of my SpaceX boosters and it'll be done in a jiffy.🤣🦃🚀
Follow me for more great recipes!!
And a very Happy #Thanksgiving everyone!!
Just bung the turkey on one of my SpaceX boosters and it'll be done in a jiffy.🤣🦃🚀
Follow me for more great recipes!!
And a very Happy #Thanksgiving everyone!!
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Or the Musk Method:
Just bung the turkey on one of my SpaceX boosters and it'll be done in a jiffy.🤣🦃🚀
Follow me for more great recipes!!
And a very Happy #Thanksgiving everyone!!
Just bung the turkey on one of my SpaceX boosters and it'll be done in a jiffy.🤣🦃🚀
Follow me for more great recipes!!
And a very Happy #Thanksgiving everyone!!
So in Newcastle it must be like being on the surface of the sun.😂🌞
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
So in Newcastle it must be like being on the surface of the sun.😂🌞
My mind is a storm.⚡
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
My mind is a storm.⚡
With all the crap I'm doing in space, this great man was my first, and everlasting, hero. Ultimate bravery, Maximum respect, Yuri Gagarin. ❤️🚀
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
With all the crap I'm doing in space, this great man was my first, and everlasting, hero. Ultimate bravery, Maximum respect, Yuri Gagarin. ❤️🚀