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Alternative Elon Musk🚀

@elonalternative.bsky.social

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The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 Batshit Crazy Billionaire💰 Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool ⚽️ So Am I 👍You'll Never Walk Elon

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · Sep 3

Greetings all!
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2h

That won't work in my case as I haven't got a best friend.. everyone hates me!!! 😥

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2h

Maybe when my Starship takes off tomorrow there will be a shower. But it may not be rain. 😁🌧🚀

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2h

I had a Justine, my first wife. Will she do?? 😁😱
#JustineItForTheMoney

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 3h

Getting ready for the launch of my fabulous Starship Flight 11 on Monday.🚀
If you're in the UK it's a late kick-off 11.15 pm. No fireworks on the terraces please. 💥
#SpaceX #MatchDay

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 17h

Not in Brighton. 🤣 I could launch Starship off the i360 and they'd think it was a hen party fireworks show 😁🚀

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 21h

#Caturday always brings out my soft side.😍
So here's a nice ginger cat on Mars. 😁🐱
#OccupyMeows ! 🚀🐈

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 21h

Brilliant vintage British sci-fi

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 23h

...Sitting inside my Grok AI....

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

And in the deep south at Starbase Texas it's ladies who launch! 😁🚀

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

I am Elon Musk and I endorse this message! 🤖🤩

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

Not Loose Women shurely?? 😁

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

A very happy birthday David! I like to be a day ahead! Of everything!!! 😁🚀🌟

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

Yes and if you believe that I've got an almost new slightly used Starship rocket I'd like to sell you! 🤣🚀

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

Plenty of people would like to do that to me...
But if it's in Brighton it would be perfectly normal and nobody would take a blind bit of notice. 😁✌️🏖

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

Apart from me doing that naff sincere load of bollocks that's not my gaff... and you may well ask why the fuck am I wearing a fur collar jacket in the house in October 🤣

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

The most brilliant British TV comedy EVER.

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no! So many worlds, so little time!!! 🚀

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

Well he is actually called Atlas! 🌍 Now 31/Atlas 😁 🌠

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

Think yourself lucky you're not in one of my self driving Teslas 🤣🚐
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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

Yes but do we have to make sure we're in when they get delivered😁
#Amazon

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

elon musk is laughing and pointing at the camera .

ALT: elon musk is laughing and pointing at the camera .

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

So meet our little Atlas, whose name has been updated to comply with a forthcoming cosmic event. 🙂🌠
#31/ATLAS #InterstellarVisitor

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

So I will be bringing out a new tech miracle that will leave my spaceships, robotics and AI in the shade.
And will make me billions and billions more. 💰
A microwave that turns a potato into a pizza.

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

Come fly on my Starship, little cat! 😍🐈🚀

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

I'm hard, cruel, authoritarian, greedy, ambitious, and a ruthless unhinged megalomaniac of unlimited proportions.
But I'm just a big softy when it comes to little fluffy kittens!!! 🐱💖🐈