Alt Elon Musk🚀💰
@elonalternative.bsky.social
The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 The World's Richest and Most Annoying Man💰Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool⚽ You'll Never Walk Elon🏆
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Greetings all!
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀
It seems two of my posts today like the one below have been sabotaged.
You're all fired!!! 👎👹
You're all fired!!! 👎👹
Well, this is where the Woke Mind Virus really works.
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January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
It seems two of my posts today like the one below have been sabotaged.
You're all fired!!! 👎👹
You're all fired!!! 👎👹
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January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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I love Soviet era space art.
January 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I love Soviet era space art.
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The 1957 film The Eyes of Satan: this segment, I think, is using real footage of an atomic bomb test at the Nevada Test Range, with fake houses and mannequins, to measure the effects on living people. It's highly sinister.
cc @nuclearanthro.bsky.social 🧪 🎬
cc @nuclearanthro.bsky.social 🧪 🎬
The Eyes of Satan (1957) Evil brain vs. Earth's last hope: The ultimate cosmic showdown!
YouTube video by Cult Cinema Classics
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Well, this is where the Woke Mind Virus really works.
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January 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Well, this is where the Woke Mind Virus really works.
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In Nick Abbot's latest brilliant A to Z of 2025, I'm Sissy SpaceX! 🤣🚀
Excellent work Nick! 😂
(Everyone - do buy the book - it's great.. whether or not you heard his fantastic Christmas A to Z shows on LBC... which you can hear on Catch Up)
@nickabbot.bsky.social
Excellent work Nick! 😂
(Everyone - do buy the book - it's great.. whether or not you heard his fantastic Christmas A to Z shows on LBC... which you can hear on Catch Up)
@nickabbot.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 5:26 PM
In Nick Abbot's latest brilliant A to Z of 2025, I'm Sissy SpaceX! 🤣🚀
Excellent work Nick! 😂
(Everyone - do buy the book - it's great.. whether or not you heard his fantastic Christmas A to Z shows on LBC... which you can hear on Catch Up)
@nickabbot.bsky.social
Excellent work Nick! 😂
(Everyone - do buy the book - it's great.. whether or not you heard his fantastic Christmas A to Z shows on LBC... which you can hear on Catch Up)
@nickabbot.bsky.social
There's two reasons I don't give money to people begging.
1. They'll use it to buy drugs.
2. I want to use it to buy drugs.
1. They'll use it to buy drugs.
2. I want to use it to buy drugs.
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 AM
There's two reasons I don't give money to people begging.
1. They'll use it to buy drugs.
2. I want to use it to buy drugs.
1. They'll use it to buy drugs.
2. I want to use it to buy drugs.
Today's lesson from your favourite (grammar) Nazi!!!😆
January 16, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Today's lesson from your favourite (grammar) Nazi!!!😆
A new competitor to my Grok.
CATGPT won't create indecent images... but it will jump all over your keyboard, meowing loudly, at two o'clock in the morning. 😁🐱🤖
CATGPT won't create indecent images... but it will jump all over your keyboard, meowing loudly, at two o'clock in the morning. 😁🐱🤖
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 AM
A new competitor to my Grok.
CATGPT won't create indecent images... but it will jump all over your keyboard, meowing loudly, at two o'clock in the morning. 😁🐱🤖
CATGPT won't create indecent images... but it will jump all over your keyboard, meowing loudly, at two o'clock in the morning. 😁🐱🤖
POTUS is a bigger bloody kid than my Little X 👶
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 AM
POTUS is a bigger bloody kid than my Little X 👶
Everything I said about London is nonsense.
I love London.
Especially this place, where I escape from everything and all the woes of running six companies.
Highbury Fields. In the People's Republic of Islington. 👍
Beautiful.
I love London.
Especially this place, where I escape from everything and all the woes of running six companies.
Highbury Fields. In the People's Republic of Islington. 👍
Beautiful.
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Everything I said about London is nonsense.
I love London.
Especially this place, where I escape from everything and all the woes of running six companies.
Highbury Fields. In the People's Republic of Islington. 👍
Beautiful.
I love London.
Especially this place, where I escape from everything and all the woes of running six companies.
Highbury Fields. In the People's Republic of Islington. 👍
Beautiful.
For today.
Ten years on. ⚡
Ten years on. ⚡
January 10, 2026 at 1:06 PM
For today.
Ten years on. ⚡
Ten years on. ⚡
Right - so I'm thinking of replacing Grok with Grot.
Headed up by a greater CEO than me, Reggie Perrin.
It'll be total rubbish, but no worse rubbish than Grok - and it won't exploit women and children...
#Grok #AI #IDIdntGetWhereIAmToday
Headed up by a greater CEO than me, Reggie Perrin.
It'll be total rubbish, but no worse rubbish than Grok - and it won't exploit women and children...
#Grok #AI #IDIdntGetWhereIAmToday
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Right - so I'm thinking of replacing Grok with Grot.
Headed up by a greater CEO than me, Reggie Perrin.
It'll be total rubbish, but no worse rubbish than Grok - and it won't exploit women and children...
#Grok #AI #IDIdntGetWhereIAmToday
Headed up by a greater CEO than me, Reggie Perrin.
It'll be total rubbish, but no worse rubbish than Grok - and it won't exploit women and children...
#Grok #AI #IDIdntGetWhereIAmToday
I do hope all you dear little hobbits in your lovely villages in Great Britain are staying safe. 🌪️🌧️
January 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I do hope all you dear little hobbits in your lovely villages in Great Britain are staying safe. 🌪️🌧️
That's one star for every dollar I've got in the bank... 💰
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
That's one star for every dollar I've got in the bank... 💰
I didn't think there could be a vehicle more hideous than my Cybertruck... ⬇️😱
Mind you, a great year for music! #StationToStation
1976 Alfa Romeo Navajo
Mind you, a great year for music! #StationToStation
1976 Alfa Romeo Navajo
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I didn't think there could be a vehicle more hideous than my Cybertruck... ⬇️😱
Mind you, a great year for music! #StationToStation
1976 Alfa Romeo Navajo
Mind you, a great year for music! #StationToStation
1976 Alfa Romeo Navajo
This band beats the heck out of my Optimus...
#WeAreTheRobots
#WeAreTheRobots
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
This band beats the heck out of my Optimus...
#WeAreTheRobots
#WeAreTheRobots
Should've bought a Tesla mate🤣🚗😈
January 8, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Should've bought a Tesla mate🤣🚗😈
Paying tribute to the Greatest Spaceman of them all, whose birthday it is today.
David Bowie RIP. 😥🙏⚡
#BowieForever
David Bowie RIP. 😥🙏⚡
#BowieForever
January 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Paying tribute to the Greatest Spaceman of them all, whose birthday it is today.
David Bowie RIP. 😥🙏⚡
#BowieForever
David Bowie RIP. 😥🙏⚡
#BowieForever
Ha! I'm launching a Starship in my football team's colours. 😁⚽🚀 #LiverpoolFC
Er... probably more Stoke City... Or Sunderland... 😱
Er... probably more Stoke City... Or Sunderland... 😱
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Ha! I'm launching a Starship in my football team's colours. 😁⚽🚀 #LiverpoolFC
Er... probably more Stoke City... Or Sunderland... 😱
Er... probably more Stoke City... Or Sunderland... 😱
Well, this is the Pun of the Year!!
Excellent work!!!! 🤣
Excellent work!!!! 🤣
January 7, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Well, this is the Pun of the Year!!
Excellent work!!!! 🤣
Excellent work!!!! 🤣
I'm 80% genius, 20% problems!!! 🤣
You can say that Donnie, I couldn't possibly comment!!!
(Lovely din-dins at Mar-A-Lago btw.)
www.unilad.com/news/us-news...
You can say that Donnie, I couldn't possibly comment!!!
(Lovely din-dins at Mar-A-Lago btw.)
www.unilad.com/news/us-news...
Trump gives his true opinion on Elon Musk now following public feud
Trump and Musk had a very public friendship, and an even more public falling out.
www.unilad.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I'm 80% genius, 20% problems!!! 🤣
You can say that Donnie, I couldn't possibly comment!!!
(Lovely din-dins at Mar-A-Lago btw.)
www.unilad.com/news/us-news...
You can say that Donnie, I couldn't possibly comment!!!
(Lovely din-dins at Mar-A-Lago btw.)
www.unilad.com/news/us-news...