Alternative Elon Musk🚀💰
@elonalternative.bsky.social
The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 The World's Richest and Most Annoying Man💰Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool⚽ You'll Never Walk Elon🤣🏆
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Greetings all!
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀
IMAO the greatest crime series ever is streaming again on ITVX. Cracker.
My favourite drama writer - Jimmy McGovern - and spellbinding performances from Robbie Coltrane Christopher Eccleston etc.
www.itv.com/watch/cracke...
My favourite drama writer - Jimmy McGovern - and spellbinding performances from Robbie Coltrane Christopher Eccleston etc.
www.itv.com/watch/cracke...
www.itv.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
IMAO the greatest crime series ever is streaming again on ITVX. Cracker.
My favourite drama writer - Jimmy McGovern - and spellbinding performances from Robbie Coltrane Christopher Eccleston etc.
www.itv.com/watch/cracke...
My favourite drama writer - Jimmy McGovern - and spellbinding performances from Robbie Coltrane Christopher Eccleston etc.
www.itv.com/watch/cracke...
Anybody got Arthur Daley's phone number?? 😁🚗
#UnsoldTeslaCybertrucks
#UnsoldTeslaCybertrucks
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Anybody got Arthur Daley's phone number?? 😁🚗
#UnsoldTeslaCybertrucks
#UnsoldTeslaCybertrucks
Wow that's an even bigger explosion than my SpaceX botch launches. Best check I didn't buy in any of these Russian jobbies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrAQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrAQ...
Putin’s Satan II missile explodes on take-off
YouTube video by The Telegraph
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Wow that's an even bigger explosion than my SpaceX botch launches. Best check I didn't buy in any of these Russian jobbies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrAQ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrAQ...
Up there with the greatest scientists ever.
In my top five science heroes. Richard Feynman.
Maximum respect! Brilliant!!
Wish I could hire him!!! 😁🚀
#PhysicsIsFun #GreatScientists
In my top five science heroes. Richard Feynman.
Maximum respect! Brilliant!!
Wish I could hire him!!! 😁🚀
#PhysicsIsFun #GreatScientists
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Up there with the greatest scientists ever.
In my top five science heroes. Richard Feynman.
Maximum respect! Brilliant!!
Wish I could hire him!!! 😁🚀
#PhysicsIsFun #GreatScientists
In my top five science heroes. Richard Feynman.
Maximum respect! Brilliant!!
Wish I could hire him!!! 😁🚀
#PhysicsIsFun #GreatScientists
I may be way too rich and powerful, an unhinged immature rampant egotist, and my politics are dreadful.
But I did NOT knock over the Christmas tree, it was the cat.
#TuesdayMotivation #Christmas2025
But I did NOT knock over the Christmas tree, it was the cat.
#TuesdayMotivation #Christmas2025
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I may be way too rich and powerful, an unhinged immature rampant egotist, and my politics are dreadful.
But I did NOT knock over the Christmas tree, it was the cat.
#TuesdayMotivation #Christmas2025
But I did NOT knock over the Christmas tree, it was the cat.
#TuesdayMotivation #Christmas2025
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
So terrible. RIP brave soul. 😢
20 year-old National Guard member Sarah Beckstrom has died from her gunshot wounds. May she rest in peace.
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
So terrible. RIP brave soul. 😢
My mind is a storm.⚡
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
My mind is a storm.⚡
With all the crap I'm doing in space, this great man was my first, and everlasting, hero. Ultimate bravery, Maximum respect, Yuri Gagarin. ❤️🚀
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
With all the crap I'm doing in space, this great man was my first, and everlasting, hero. Ultimate bravery, Maximum respect, Yuri Gagarin. ❤️🚀
So today's Budget may include a Wealth Tax on property.
So - I'm not just leaving the country...
I'm leaving the planet!!!! (Good riddance - Everyone.)
#UKBudgetDay
So - I'm not just leaving the country...
I'm leaving the planet!!!! (Good riddance - Everyone.)
#UKBudgetDay
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
So today's Budget may include a Wealth Tax on property.
So - I'm not just leaving the country...
I'm leaving the planet!!!! (Good riddance - Everyone.)
#UKBudgetDay
So - I'm not just leaving the country...
I'm leaving the planet!!!! (Good riddance - Everyone.)
#UKBudgetDay
My latest Tesla salesperson!
Doing a great job!! 🤣🚗🚀
Doing a great job!! 🤣🚗🚀
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My latest Tesla salesperson!
Doing a great job!! 🤣🚗🚀
Doing a great job!! 🤣🚗🚀
To show how generous I am at Christmas, I've had the staff Christmas tree put up early this year for all the Tesla staff.😁🚗🌲
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
To show how generous I am at Christmas, I've had the staff Christmas tree put up early this year for all the Tesla staff.😁🚗🌲
As I'm just one away from 100 Followers, whoever makes my century gets a free gift!! 😁
Choose from the following goodies!
1 A free Tesla Cybertruck🚘
2 A ticket to the next SpaceX launch🚀
3 A ticket to Liverpool's next home game.⚽🙄
Go!!
Choose from the following goodies!
1 A free Tesla Cybertruck🚘
2 A ticket to the next SpaceX launch🚀
3 A ticket to Liverpool's next home game.⚽🙄
Go!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
As I'm just one away from 100 Followers, whoever makes my century gets a free gift!! 😁
Choose from the following goodies!
1 A free Tesla Cybertruck🚘
2 A ticket to the next SpaceX launch🚀
3 A ticket to Liverpool's next home game.⚽🙄
Go!!
Choose from the following goodies!
1 A free Tesla Cybertruck🚘
2 A ticket to the next SpaceX launch🚀
3 A ticket to Liverpool's next home game.⚽🙄
Go!!
So I'll take my chainsaw back to Lidl and see if I can get a refund.😁🪚
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
So I'll take my chainsaw back to Lidl and see if I can get a refund.😁🪚
Right - that's it!!!
Bugger Mars - I'm off to the Sun!!! 😂🚀🌞🪙💰
Bugger Mars - I'm off to the Sun!!! 😂🚀🌞🪙💰
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Right - that's it!!!
Bugger Mars - I'm off to the Sun!!! 😂🚀🌞🪙💰
Bugger Mars - I'm off to the Sun!!! 😂🚀🌞🪙💰
You can't beat Philomena Cunk for bringing me back down to Earth.. 😂🙄
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You can't beat Philomena Cunk for bringing me back down to Earth.. 😂🙄
So with AI, money will become irrelevant.
I'm talking about you lot, not me!😂💰
I'm talking about you lot, not me!😂💰
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
So with AI, money will become irrelevant.
I'm talking about you lot, not me!😂💰
I'm talking about you lot, not me!😂💰
So with Liverpool getting beat again and my new Booster 18 blowing up...
All I can say is...
All I can say is...
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So with Liverpool getting beat again and my new Booster 18 blowing up...
All I can say is...
All I can say is...
This is how I got to be the world's richest man!😁
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is how I got to be the world's richest man!😁
I really thought I'd been overdoing the ketamine when I saw this over North London last night.
So what is it??
The correct answer wins a major prize! 😁
So what is it??
The correct answer wins a major prize! 😁
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I really thought I'd been overdoing the ketamine when I saw this over North London last night.
So what is it??
The correct answer wins a major prize! 😁
So what is it??
The correct answer wins a major prize! 😁
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Well, Einstein said Time is an Illusion.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Well, Einstein said Time is an Illusion.
I believe the #EpsteinFiles are trending at the moment.
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I believe the #EpsteinFiles are trending at the moment.