Alternative Elon Musk🚀💰
@elonalternative.bsky.social
The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 The World's Richest and Most Annoying Man💰Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool⚽ You'll Never Walk Elon🤣🏆
An RUD... Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly...
We at SpaceX are way ahead on this one!!
And the greatest euphemism ever!! 😁🚀
We at SpaceX are way ahead on this one!!
And the greatest euphemism ever!! 😁🚀
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
An RUD... Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly...
We at SpaceX are way ahead on this one!!
And the greatest euphemism ever!! 😁🚀
We at SpaceX are way ahead on this one!!
And the greatest euphemism ever!! 😁🚀
A fat guy in a suit gets all the credit??
Well, I have put on a few pounds. And dollars...😁💰
Well, I have put on a few pounds. And dollars...😁💰
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A fat guy in a suit gets all the credit??
Well, I have put on a few pounds. And dollars...😁💰
Well, I have put on a few pounds. And dollars...😁💰
I don't have to wait til Christmas! I'm as annoying as f*ck all the year round! 😆
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don't have to wait til Christmas! I'm as annoying as f*ck all the year round! 😆
Very unusual - lovin' the back design! 👍
Despite me being a billionaire, the legacy media say my clothes look like they're from charity shops.
This is a lie.
They're from Primark. 🤣😎
Despite me being a billionaire, the legacy media say my clothes look like they're from charity shops.
This is a lie.
They're from Primark. 🤣😎
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Very unusual - lovin' the back design! 👍
Despite me being a billionaire, the legacy media say my clothes look like they're from charity shops.
This is a lie.
They're from Primark. 🤣😎
Despite me being a billionaire, the legacy media say my clothes look like they're from charity shops.
This is a lie.
They're from Primark. 🤣😎
Well that's a fair point. SpaceX shutting down the beaches.
So I think I'll relocate Starbase to the seafront at Brighton & Hove. 😂🚀⛱️
So I think I'll relocate Starbase to the seafront at Brighton & Hove. 😂🚀⛱️
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Well that's a fair point. SpaceX shutting down the beaches.
So I think I'll relocate Starbase to the seafront at Brighton & Hove. 😂🚀⛱️
So I think I'll relocate Starbase to the seafront at Brighton & Hove. 😂🚀⛱️
Then half an hour later they'll land another one 🤣🚀
#ChineseTakeaway
#ChineseTakeaway
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Then half an hour later they'll land another one 🤣🚀
#ChineseTakeaway
#ChineseTakeaway
Nuke Mars instead!!! 🤣🚀
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Nuke Mars instead!!! 🤣🚀
Excellent work! 👍😁✊
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Excellent work! 👍😁✊
I had a funny feeling about buying all them Russian missile jobbies 🙄🚀
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I had a funny feeling about buying all them Russian missile jobbies 🙄🚀
Great! That'll save me a fortune on Tesla charging points 😁⚡🚗
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Great! That'll save me a fortune on Tesla charging points 😁⚡🚗
That's why I don't go to my SpaceX launches these days. I watch the edited highlights on Launch of the Day 🤣🚀⚽
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That's why I don't go to my SpaceX launches these days. I watch the edited highlights on Launch of the Day 🤣🚀⚽
Yes I'm still trying to sell it to Netflix 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yes I'm still trying to sell it to Netflix 🤣
I don't think it'll make a very good Christmas present for me to dole out to the Tesla staff. 🤣🚗😱
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I don't think it'll make a very good Christmas present for me to dole out to the Tesla staff. 🤣🚗😱
Oooh that looks yummy. 😋Despite being a billionaire I'm starved.. sleeping on the factory floor.. 🙃🙄
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oooh that looks yummy. 😋Despite being a billionaire I'm starved.. sleeping on the factory floor.. 🙃🙄
Norway! A-ha!!! 😁🚗
www.bbc.com/news/uk-scot...
www.bbc.com/news/uk-scot...
How pop band A-ha inspired Norway's electric car revolution - BBC News
The band imported one of Norway's first EVs and launched a campaign of civil disobedience.
www.bbc.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Norway! A-ha!!! 😁🚗
www.bbc.com/news/uk-scot...
www.bbc.com/news/uk-scot...
This time next year Rodders we'll be trillionaires!!!! 😂🤣💰
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This time next year Rodders we'll be trillionaires!!!! 😂🤣💰
I only hope they don't release the X Files, as I'm in them.
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I only hope they don't release the X Files, as I'm in them.
An incomplete list of my promises??
I can provide a complete list!! Believe me!!! 😂
I can provide a complete list!! Believe me!!! 😂
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
An incomplete list of my promises??
I can provide a complete list!! Believe me!!! 😂
I can provide a complete list!! Believe me!!! 😂
Oooh I know which bit of Trump's body got scanned 🤣😱😍
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oooh I know which bit of Trump's body got scanned 🤣😱😍