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I made this when I knew Elon was crazy.

Conservative in political philosophy, liberal in rights. Believer in dealing with people with respect and take time to understand different perspectives.

Except for when it comes to Fascism.
Imagine your this guy now
January 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Safety shouldn’t be a "luxury feature." 🚗💨

If your car loses power or is in an accident, you shouldn't be trapped inside.

I’m fighting to pass the SAFE Exit Act to ensure every vehicle has easy-to-find, manual door releases.

Common sense safety > Sleek design.
January 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
This comment makes no sense. If people are in jail they are not on the streets

Tricia McLaughlin, DHS Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs,

“If Tim Walz and Mayor [Jacob] Frey would let us in their jails, we wouldn’t have to be there at all,” she told Fox News.
January 15, 2026 at 1:09 PM
www.nature.com/nature-index...

@jvl.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social Greenland is not as big as you suggested. It is way smaller than Trump thinks it is.

It look gigantic on a Mercator map but comparing to France and Germany is not that compelling
Client Challenge
www.nature.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:23 AM
If the US invades Greenland and the globe sanctions the US, does the IS implode financially?

The US is so dependent on the financial system to support its economy can it actually survive being sanctioned?
January 14, 2026 at 6:16 AM
@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com great show on monday

Of you are going to show a map of Greenland make sure it is not a Mercator map. Greenland is closer to Europe than the US and smaller in size
January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Cool cool cool

What could go wrong with a Hitler loving AI being inside Americas defence department

Or maybe he needs a war bot to make it the Department of WAR
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 6d
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said Monday that Elon Musk's artificial intelligence chatbot Grok will join Google's generative AI engine in operating inside the Pentagon network, as part of a broader push to feed as much of the military's data as possible into the developing technology. n.pr/4jE0qJW
Pentagon is embracing Musk's Grok AI chatbot as it draws global outcry
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said Monday that Elon Musk's artificial intelligence chatbot Grok will join Google's generative AI engine in operating inside the Pentagon network, as part of a broader push to feed as much of the military's data as possible into the developing technology.
n.pr
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Ah a Chuck sternly worded statement.

That'll teach em
Schumer: “Donald Trump’s assault on the Fed’s independence continues… This is the kind of bullying that we’ve all come to expect from Donald Trump and his cronies. Anyone who is independent and doesn’t just fall in line behind Trump gets investigated.”
January 12, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Make him the permanent Pres.

Tell him he can have all the oil he wants but he has to stay there.
Donald Trump has appointed himself "Acting President of Venezuela".
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 AM
3165km distance from Greenland to Denmark

4115km. Distance greenland to Boston

Who has more claim?

Trump does not understand Mercato maps. He thinks the 2d image is literal size and distance.
January 12, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Mercator Greenland versus real Greenland

Trump think he is seizing land the size of Africa. That is why he wants this so he can claim the US is huge

Morning
January 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Tom Homan "if you look up the definition of terrorism, it can fall under that definition"

Meanwhile, corruption is the abuse of power for private gain to secure illicit benefits, including bribery. Bribery is the acceptance of payments for influence.

Taking a bag of cash fits that definition...
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
www.cnn.com/2026/01/11/b...

Look forward to criminal investigation into the cost overturns for the ballroom
Federal prosecutors open criminal investigation into the Fed and Jerome Powell | CNN Business
Federal prosecutors have opened a criminal investigation into the Federal Reserve’s $2.5 billion renovation of its headquarters in Washington, DC.
www.cnn.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Remember when Scotty Scheffler hit a cop with a car got arrested but no prosecution....

Pretty sure he still is playing golf and not buried 6 ft under
🔥 @timmiller.bsky.social: “You’re telling me he was scared for his life? Are you sh*tting me?? The car is barely moving. He orphaned her child, then called her a ‘f*cking bitch’… it’s not a tough call. This was murder.”

Full @thebulwark.com video: youtu.be/oc9gwMDxYAQ?...
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
@albomp.bsky.social are we worried that our AUKUS relationship is taking us to support a war against a NATO ally?

I hope we have plans in place for what this crazy fucker does next.
January 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Omg she had pronouns. In her bio!

And she was a lesbian!

And she was divorced!

She was basically Satan by Fox standards.

Why any of these things are news worthy is beyond me.
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 AM
It is absurd that we allow a Super villain egg head bald fuck face to come onto national media and spew his nazi rhetoric
im genuinely curious if this resonates with voters. this naked appeal to imperialism from a shrieking, shrill man
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries

TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?

M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 8:03 AM
This is not an empty threat. The wife of America's Goebbels has inside information
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Laughable if so many had not died in Ukraine already
January 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Are we in the dumbest timeline or the darkest?

I think the dumbest
a man in a black shirt with a fake beard and the name megan ganz
ALT: a man in a black shirt with a fake beard and the name megan ganz
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Is it by accident that after using Crony in wordle 2 of the 4 remaining eligible words were TRUMP & GRIFT
December 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
@developers.google.com ought to factor timezones into this app

Currently delivering in QLD on the 24th when Sydney is 1 hour ahead on the 25th

Just go to timeanddate.com guys
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This is the man that headlined the Kirk TPUSA event last week.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Russell Brand charged with new offences of rape and sexual assault
Russell Brand will appear in court on 20 January 2026 over the new charges.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"Nevertheless, out of our commitment to the law and transparency, the DOJ is releasing these documents with the legally required protections for Epstein's victims," the DOJ statement on X said.

Hmmm, if they were credible they would be weaponised. Odd statement about child fiddling...
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM