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wholesomememe.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
A cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet that reads “Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔” The black and white cartoon shows Musk standing against the wind. There is a distant expression on his face and a single tear being blown from his left eye. He wraps his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. The world is so cruel to him. Punishing him for the meagre crime of hoarding massive amounts of wealth and showing no empathy for the vulnerable. Also, he uses his platform to boost racism, misogyny, and white supremacy but seriously guys who would hold that against a fella? Next to him a caption reads “Being a shit person is ruining my life”
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.
January 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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minnmax.com
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."

ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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cyndavilachase.bsky.social
I say we should draw more ICE agents pissing themselves #fuckice #abolishice #iceout
Colored sketch of a woman scaring an ICE agent into peeing himself, saying "ooooo look at my light olive skin and latina features oooooo..."
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
Kat Abughazaleh doesn't just influence the Overton Window; when she speaks she sits in the driver's seat of the Overton Window. She has shaped this race and shows the dedication & awareness to shape the national conversation. We're all done with the chickenshits; Kat meets the moment.
katmabu.bsky.social Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 9d
ICE does not need more training. They’re doing exactly what they’re trained to do.

Democrats cannot vote for a single cent to ICE.
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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kylekulinskishow.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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junlper.beer
the left is winning gun rights and the 2nd amendment in the national divorce
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 9d
Trump: You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. It's a very unfortunate thing.
January 27, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social
Kash Patel says the FBI is not targeting lawful gun owners, but his own words from the day before say the opposite.
January 27, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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genc.newgrounds.com
Dork Knight Angry Gamer Sketch
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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gogomrdodo.bsky.social
🖕🧊
#fuckice
January 28, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
That's a brave human being.
thetnholler.bsky.social The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 9d
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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gaelicofenix.bsky.social
Enero de 2026. Barrio Sésamo publica una guia para comunicar a los niños qué pasa si una banda paramilitar secuestran a su padre, madre o hermano.
January 27, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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zackmast.bsky.social
YouTube thumbnail of a skeptical baby with a Fisher Price Say 'N' Speak and the caption: "They're LYING to you"
January 27, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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aitorierana.bsky.social
Ay qué bien, otro meme chulo XD
January 28, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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jessdkant.bsky.social
Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.
news articles about trans people based on keyword, left is cnn, right is fox. fox has 10x as many
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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orinoxide.bsky.social
I think about this post a lot.
Post by @jroberts.bsky.social‬: You look at every culture that's ever existed and the running theme is everyone pretty much just wants to play/dance to music, make art, eat stewed meat wrapped in flat bread, and tell stories about the shapes we find in the stars. Somehow we turned that into wars and overtime and profit margins.
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky
4 panel comic Panel 1: A Green Alien and a Pink Alien watch Bluesky on a monitor aboard their spaceship Green Alien says “Some of them are arguing about a war. And some of them are arguing about a cartoon dog with boobs” Panel 2: Pink Alien replies, “So this is happening in two separate dimensions” Panel 3: Green Alien says, “No. In the same dimension. At the same time. Panel 4: Pink Alien: “Fuckin what”
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
typical ai use case
4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy is at a restaurant. Pink Guy is the waiter serving him. Blue Guy is holding his phone up to his face and shouting obnoxiously, “Gemini, what food does this place have?” Waiter: “Sir, we have a menu” Panel 2: Blue Guy continues into phone: “Gemini, what burgers do they do?” Waiter: “You can check the menu” Panel 3: Blue Guy: “Gemini, pizza options?” Waiter, looking at the menu on the table in front of the Blue Guy: “It’s literally right there” Panel 4: Blue Guy: “Gemini, spaghetti, yes or no?” Waiter: Rotate your eyeballs 45 degrees downward
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
A Nazi (2026)
4 panel comic: Panel 1: A smug Nazi throwing up a Nazi salute Panel 2: The Nazi gets hit with a little water balloon Panel 3: The Nazi starts to shrink and shrivel Panel 4: The Nazi is a now tiny crying baby
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
imagine if it happens on tv
3 panel comic Panel 1: A crowd is watching TV in a bar. The TV is facing away from the reader. The crowd ecstatically screams “YEAHHHH!” Panel 2: A new guy walks into shot from the left and says “You guys watching football?” A guy in crowd answers “Nope” Panel 3: The new guy looks at the TV screen and immediately screams “OH FUCK YEAH”
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
3 panel comic Panel 1: Orange Guy standing at a stall with a sign that says “Shit Sandwich, £500” Pink Guy walks up to the stall, Orange Guy gestures excitedly at the sign. Panel 2: Pink Guy continues walking past the Shit Sandwich stall. The Orange Guy looks dejected Panel 3: Orange Guy says “Wow. That guy can’t read”
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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petday.bsky.social
kirby's adventures
January 22, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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huxixi0218.bsky.social
：They have absolutely no taste in musicals!
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 PM