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Adam ✊
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Write at PPP Leafs. 🏒
Union Shop Steward ✊
Government Leech 🍁
Desert lover 🏜️

Former lots of things.


"That guy's Canadian as fuck" - Jeff May
Collected lots of letters to Santa in the Santa Claus parade today.

Lots of cheers and waves, was a good moral boost when I needed one.

Just um, I appreciate people saying "thank you for your service" and they do, really, it just makes me feel awkward. I'm just a dude in hi-vis.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My favourite thing about our unofficial mascot for our local, "Boo-Boo Bear", is he got his own employee ID Card.

BB gets a bandaid everytime someone gets hurt on the job.
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Me: We finally sold the house! We only have 3 weeks to close so get packing.

Kid: Sure! Also I fell down the stairs and kicked a hole in the wall.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Packing stuff up I found the bee I got when I was born. He's a little blind now, but you know he's old for a bee.

Also I was pretty much the size of this bee as a very tiny premie.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You guessed it.
Frank Stallone.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is like when the Canadiens make a new jersey.

It's got slightly different stripes!
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
But look at that mustache!

We all know NDP success is tied to mustache style.
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is a stupid name change.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
-40 isn't as cold as I thought or something else broke on this truck.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Looking for a place to rent that will let you bring a golden retriever has been like:
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Heh, just had this ad pop up. Well now that's handy.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Disneyland Paris has made an Olaf robot that will wander around and this is the only good use of robots.

Also unrelated I just learned all the hotels there are themed on different parts of the US and of course I picked the Southwest themed one.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Now did I mean I'm not the same or the Leafs aren't?

Yes.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If these are the Tempo colours, then why are they only selling hats in black and white?

Figure it out @tempobasketball.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I started trying to make fun of something being too fake but then I got caught up in my own old man rant and fine. We're old.

I just miss when there were only 4 PPVs a year and 4 hours of TV max.
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Me. Today. And every day.

Read the goddamn signs all around you, idiots
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I forgot that if you opened the Xbox there was a post it that said "put disc here"

Inspiration from Simpsons episode "summer of 4'2" and my former inlaws condo in Tampa that was also covered in condescending post its.
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My sister went on vacation once.

My brother labelled everything in the house while they were gone.
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This was my first this year, always carol of the bells. Just have to figure out which one.
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It seems the PHPA has filed unfair labour practice complaints to the NLRB against the ECHL

Taken from the ECHL Reddit page, I don't have a NYT sub. Text in the alt text
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
1A Red Dead Redemption 2

Playable art. Convinced me to go out west and check out the desert. I can play for days and never touch the main story. What every open world game should aspire to be.
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
1B Baldurs Gate 3

Sure, it's buggy (my gnomes armour stopped appearing, so he's running with his dick flopping about).

I love the clickety clack of skeletons. Making out with bears. Scandal, intrigue, act 3 is a whole game all on its own.

Scratch & the Owlbear running around camp is the best.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
3. Civilization V

I've loved this series since I first played 2, and it's my go to when I'm feeling down, sick in bed, or looking for something to do as I binge watch TV.

I usually stay a version or so behind because I don't update my computer often and it's faster this way.
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM