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Adam ✊

@elseldo.bsky.social

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Write at PPP Leafs. 🏒 Union Shop Steward ✊ Government Leech 🍁 Desert lover 🏜️ Former lots of things. "That guy's Canadian as fuck" - Jeff May

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Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 6h

It's @erichowk.bsky.social Day over on Jeff Has Cool Friends! You might know him from @portugaltheman.bsky.social, or maybe you know him from being cool and my friend! Either way, check out patreon.com/jeffmay for early access to uncensored episode with bonus content!
NOW! DO IT NOW!

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Adam ✊ @elseldo.bsky.social · 6h

I did it 10 hours ago, do I still have to do it now?

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Adam ✊ @elseldo.bsky.social · 12h

"I'm going to be late, I was invited to a bouncy castle" is a text I expected from the kids, not an adult

Adam ✊ @elseldo.bsky.social · 1d

SHE WOULD LAUGH

Adam ✊ @elseldo.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, one plus side to not having a mom is I'm immune to your mom jokes and have a pretty good comeback to them.

I got cheeky with someone asking about a video game glitch

"Why won't this notification go away"

A user on Reddit asks why a game had a glitch.

I respond with "because you touch yourself at night"

They say "only when your mom is busy"

I reply with a photo of my mother's urn and day "she's never busy, she just sits around all day".

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Adam ✊ @elseldo.bsky.social · 1d

I thought going on a Tuesday at 10am would be better than a weekend but yikes

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Adam ✊ @elseldo.bsky.social · 1d

If he grows his hair out he'll be Max Shreck from Batman Returns

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Adam Tod Brown @adamtodbrown.bsky.social · 1d

I wrote a thing about Trump ten years ago this month. And I was right! Let's celebrate?

adamtodbrown.beehiiv.com/p/exactly-10...

Exactly 10 Years Ago This Month, I Was Right About Trump

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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 1d

As a Native I’m all for us celebrating Columbus Day, I just wish they moved it from early October to January 9th, the day Columbus and his men maybe had sex with a bunch of manatees which is for real, no joke, detailed in his travel journal. Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day!

An image from a history.com article entitled "Columbus mistakes manatees for mermaids"

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Adam ✊ @elseldo.bsky.social · 2d

My keeper league is run through fantrax and it's having a fun glitch where you can't set your rosters.

Thank God there's only two games today, and I set my line up a month at a time

Adam ✊ @elseldo.bsky.social · 2d

France does it and makes a billion or so a year.

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Adam ✊ @elseldo.bsky.social · 2d

I got my hi vis shirt on that makes it illegal for people to run me over when I'm standing on my bridge.

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Mattslew Batberg-Mothfit (any/all) @mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social · 2d

When I was homeless in 2019, the Salvation Army shelter refused to give me a bed (even though they were available), because I was on immunosuppressant meds and they didn’t want to be responsible or liable if I got more sick or died on premises. They’d rather I die on the street.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 3d

It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.