Adam ✊
@elseldo.bsky.social
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Union Shop Steward ✊
Government Leech 🍁
Desert lover 🏜️
Former lots of things.
"That guy's Canadian as fuck" - Jeff May
Union Shop Steward ✊
Government Leech 🍁
Desert lover 🏜️
Former lots of things.
"That guy's Canadian as fuck" - Jeff May
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an update to an old classic, to reflect the sensibilities of 2025's worst booker:
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
an update to an old classic, to reflect the sensibilities of 2025's worst booker:
Collected lots of letters to Santa in the Santa Claus parade today.
Lots of cheers and waves, was a good moral boost when I needed one.
Just um, I appreciate people saying "thank you for your service" and they do, really, it just makes me feel awkward. I'm just a dude in hi-vis.
Lots of cheers and waves, was a good moral boost when I needed one.
Just um, I appreciate people saying "thank you for your service" and they do, really, it just makes me feel awkward. I'm just a dude in hi-vis.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Collected lots of letters to Santa in the Santa Claus parade today.
Lots of cheers and waves, was a good moral boost when I needed one.
Just um, I appreciate people saying "thank you for your service" and they do, really, it just makes me feel awkward. I'm just a dude in hi-vis.
Lots of cheers and waves, was a good moral boost when I needed one.
Just um, I appreciate people saying "thank you for your service" and they do, really, it just makes me feel awkward. I'm just a dude in hi-vis.
My favourite thing about our unofficial mascot for our local, "Boo-Boo Bear", is he got his own employee ID Card.
BB gets a bandaid everytime someone gets hurt on the job.
BB gets a bandaid everytime someone gets hurt on the job.
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My favourite thing about our unofficial mascot for our local, "Boo-Boo Bear", is he got his own employee ID Card.
BB gets a bandaid everytime someone gets hurt on the job.
BB gets a bandaid everytime someone gets hurt on the job.
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Did you know that letters mailed to Santa go on the USPS Operation Santa page where you can read them, adopt one and send them their wished for gift? (Anonymity is protected all around) www.uspsoperationsanta.com
USPS Operation Santa® Program
Adopt a child's letter to Santa this holiday season with the USPS Operation Santa® program. Spread holiday cheer and help make a child's holiday wish come true.
www.uspsoperationsanta.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Did you know that letters mailed to Santa go on the USPS Operation Santa page where you can read them, adopt one and send them their wished for gift? (Anonymity is protected all around) www.uspsoperationsanta.com
Me: We finally sold the house! We only have 3 weeks to close so get packing.
Kid: Sure! Also I fell down the stairs and kicked a hole in the wall.
Kid: Sure! Also I fell down the stairs and kicked a hole in the wall.
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Me: We finally sold the house! We only have 3 weeks to close so get packing.
Kid: Sure! Also I fell down the stairs and kicked a hole in the wall.
Kid: Sure! Also I fell down the stairs and kicked a hole in the wall.
It's the @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social Home opener and if you haven't been to a game go. You'll never find more passionate, vocal fans all jam packed into an arena in Toronto than you will at a Sceptres game.
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/road-trip-se...
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/road-trip-se...
Road Trip: Go see the Toronto Sceptres
Once again, I hit the road for a hockey game. I came home amazed.
www.pensionplanpuppets.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's the @pwhlsceptres.bsky.social Home opener and if you haven't been to a game go. You'll never find more passionate, vocal fans all jam packed into an arena in Toronto than you will at a Sceptres game.
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/road-trip-se...
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/road-trip-se...
Packing stuff up I found the bee I got when I was born. He's a little blind now, but you know he's old for a bee.
Also I was pretty much the size of this bee as a very tiny premie.
Also I was pretty much the size of this bee as a very tiny premie.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Packing stuff up I found the bee I got when I was born. He's a little blind now, but you know he's old for a bee.
Also I was pretty much the size of this bee as a very tiny premie.
Also I was pretty much the size of this bee as a very tiny premie.
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November 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Kneecap is suing Canadian MP Vince Gasparro for his lies and defamatory comments.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Kneecap is suing Canadian MP Vince Gasparro for his lies and defamatory comments.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
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if you see a robot in the wild like this you are allowed to ride it like you would ride a turtle if it wasn’t unethical to ride a turtle.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
if you see a robot in the wild like this you are allowed to ride it like you would ride a turtle if it wasn’t unethical to ride a turtle.
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y'all better watch this today!! it's such a wonderful piece, full of heart and understanding for pain. share with your friends and family! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOTu...
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
y'all better watch this today!! it's such a wonderful piece, full of heart and understanding for pain. share with your friends and family! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOTu...
You guessed it.
Frank Stallone.
Frank Stallone.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You guessed it.
Frank Stallone.
Frank Stallone.
And it's the coolest shit you've ever seen.
We're popular because we've done what nobody else could possibly do: mix Christmas with Flame Throwers
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
And it's the coolest shit you've ever seen.
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Buckle up, we're coming, you festive fucks.
September 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Buckle up, we're coming, you festive fucks.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Weird Al
They Might Be Giants
Barenaked Ladies
Great Big Sea
Ben Folds Five
Weird Al
They Might Be Giants
Barenaked Ladies
Great Big Sea
Ben Folds Five
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Rolling Stones
AC/DC
ZZ Top
Kiss
The Flaming Lips
(does it count that 3 of these acts were actually the same concert?)
Rolling Stones
AC/DC
ZZ Top
Kiss
The Flaming Lips
(does it count that 3 of these acts were actually the same concert?)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
• Rolling Stones/Stone Temple Pilots
• Muse/Flaming Lips
• Bad Religion/NOFX
• The National
• Alex G
• Rolling Stones/Stone Temple Pilots
• Muse/Flaming Lips
• Bad Religion/NOFX
• The National
• Alex G
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Weird Al
They Might Be Giants
Barenaked Ladies
Great Big Sea
Ben Folds Five
Weird Al
They Might Be Giants
Barenaked Ladies
Great Big Sea
Ben Folds Five
This is like when the Canadiens make a new jersey.
It's got slightly different stripes!
It's got slightly different stripes!
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is like when the Canadiens make a new jersey.
It's got slightly different stripes!
It's got slightly different stripes!
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I almost forgot.
Happy Gobbledegooker day to all who celebrate.
Why not finish your Thanksgiving by listening to @moviehooligan.bsky.social play "is he dead or alive" with @heytherejeffro.bsky.social and @nerdnumbers.com as they look back at the 1990 Survivor Series.
youtu.be/wAufJBWR7lM?...
Happy Gobbledegooker day to all who celebrate.
Why not finish your Thanksgiving by listening to @moviehooligan.bsky.social play "is he dead or alive" with @heytherejeffro.bsky.social and @nerdnumbers.com as they look back at the 1990 Survivor Series.
youtu.be/wAufJBWR7lM?...
NERD! WWE Survivor Series 1990 (featuring David Bell)
YouTube video by Jeff May
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November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I almost forgot.
Happy Gobbledegooker day to all who celebrate.
Why not finish your Thanksgiving by listening to @moviehooligan.bsky.social play "is he dead or alive" with @heytherejeffro.bsky.social and @nerdnumbers.com as they look back at the 1990 Survivor Series.
youtu.be/wAufJBWR7lM?...
Happy Gobbledegooker day to all who celebrate.
Why not finish your Thanksgiving by listening to @moviehooligan.bsky.social play "is he dead or alive" with @heytherejeffro.bsky.social and @nerdnumbers.com as they look back at the 1990 Survivor Series.
youtu.be/wAufJBWR7lM?...
This is a stupid name change.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is a stupid name change.
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One word we're thankful for.
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
One word we're thankful for.
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Drug dealer thinks you're insane for being sober
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Drug dealer thinks you're insane for being sober
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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Cousins Form Pact To Get Laid By End Of Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cousins Form Pact To Get Laid By End Of Thanksgiving
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Say what you will about the Conservatives, but at least they would have stabbed you in the front.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Say what you will about the Conservatives, but at least they would have stabbed you in the front.