What did goatf***ing ever do to you?

You have just vindicated the last 40 years of my life. Thank you.

You must be talking about this one.

Sorry, but beets taste just like poison.

No, you were cursed with a beet.

How many of taco bell's burritos were stolen from you?

Berlin was pretty bohemian last time I was there, also lots of cultural stuff. Depends on what you want.

I am sure the lake of fire has enough space for them.

Well at least the birds are having fun in the mud. The boat will just have to dream of open channels.

Maybe the boat would be less crappy if it was afloat rather than aground. Just sayin.

Not usually such an opportunity for solitude at a parade.

Yeah I figured I would check out one day on the step machine. You could call it natural causes, but ain't nothin natural about an old man doing 300 flights of stairs because that's what he has always been doing.