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elspi
@elspi.bsky.social
· Dec 20
For far too long the school children of this country have been hoarding all the thoughts and prayers, but now thanks to some brave videogame character, the CEOs are now being allowed to share in this bounty. Finally justice for CEOs. Sending thought and prayers for more thoughts and prayers.
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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You must be talking about this one.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You must be talking about this one.
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The fact that this administration is hell bent on punishing Kilmar Abrego Garcia while rewarding Ghislane Maxwell tells you all you need to know about their violent racism and misogyny.
August 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The fact that this administration is hell bent on punishing Kilmar Abrego Garcia while rewarding Ghislane Maxwell tells you all you need to know about their violent racism and misogyny.
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I remember when this happened.
July 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I remember when this happened.
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It happened this morning. Thanks for checking in though.
July 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It happened this morning. Thanks for checking in though.
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little library gallows humor for ya :'D
July 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
little library gallows humor for ya :'D
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“The discrimination these people are facing is absolutely sick—they’re literally hunting them down,” said Trump
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Trump Grants Refugee Status To Former SS Guards
WASHINGTON—Condemning what he described as the disturbing and unjust treatment of the group, President Donald Trump granted refugee status this week to former SS guards. “The discrimination these people are facing is absolutely sick—they’re literally hunting them down,” said Trump, who greeted the small group of centenarians on the tarmac at Dulles International Airport and […]
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May 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“The discrimination these people are facing is absolutely sick—they’re literally hunting them down,” said Trump
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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Unfortunately, I Think This Is True….
May 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Unfortunately, I Think This Is True….
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Nice work Australia
May 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Nice work Australia
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If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it’s a duck !
April 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it’s a duck !
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Privately, sources close to Jared and Ivanka say they oppose kidnapping Americans and sending them to die in El Salvador torture prisons.
April 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Privately, sources close to Jared and Ivanka say they oppose kidnapping Americans and sending them to die in El Salvador torture prisons.
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1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.
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anyone who is acting like the US and el salvadore simply accidently deported the wrong people and can’t find them is lying because they don’t want to admit they rather like that fascistic deporting of political enemies into death camps is essentially legal now
April 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
anyone who is acting like the US and el salvadore simply accidently deported the wrong people and can’t find them is lying because they don’t want to admit they rather like that fascistic deporting of political enemies into death camps is essentially legal now
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The White House. The actual White House.
This is the attitude of every abuser, who is now fearful of the consequences of their abuse.
This is the attitude of every abuser, who is now fearful of the consequences of their abuse.
April 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The White House. The actual White House.
This is the attitude of every abuser, who is now fearful of the consequences of their abuse.
This is the attitude of every abuser, who is now fearful of the consequences of their abuse.
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While looking damn good in it!
April 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
While looking damn good in it!
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i know it’s a fraught word but these are degenerate people
The person who runs the Libs of TikTok account says she "arrested some criminal illegal aliens" with Kristi Noem this morning in Arizona and promises some "exclusive" social media content "coming soon."
She's also wearing a badge in this picture.
She's also wearing a badge in this picture.
April 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i know it’s a fraught word but these are degenerate people
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We fight to give hope — a reminder that there are still those within the government standing up for what’s right. Since Saturday, we’ve faced relentless attacks. We know there will be consequences for our actions, but we will not back down.
April 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
We fight to give hope — a reminder that there are still those within the government standing up for what’s right. Since Saturday, we’ve faced relentless attacks. We know there will be consequences for our actions, but we will not back down.