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Elvira woods
@elvirawoodsew.bsky.social
Sweet-spoken GFE with warm energy & slow hands. Your feminine Muse🌸

https://allmylinks.com/elvirawoodsew
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New beginnings excite me, especially when they come with great chemistry, effortless conversation, and a little indulgence. If you enjoy intimacy wrapped in warmth, laughter, and just the right amount of temptation, l'd love to start the year off properly, with you.
I’m only on twitter to keep appearances, every time I’m on it I feel overwhelmed, constantly feeling this weird pressure I don’t even know why. I love the community I’m building over here.

Wishing everyone a great weekend🤎
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I want a good juicy steak with a good Chardonnay, and a conversation that flow easily.

Who want to be my partner in crime.
January 17, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Fair and square🤎
Obama actually won his Nobel Peace Prize.
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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I need a vacation somewhere sunny. This chilly weather is not my ministry.
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Apparently not 🤷🏾‍♀️
Quick question, is anyone else worried that we’re living under a Nazi government?
January 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Good afternoon, from my desk and excel spreadsheet, and unnecessary zoom meetings. Hope your day’s treating you right. If you need a little break, good vibes, and a playful distraction… you know where to find me 💋
January 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Good morning 😘 Back from a beautiful little escape - amazing good, great conversation and everything in-between. Nothing like a gent who thinks of every detail to make it perfect 💞
January 16, 2026 at 11:14 AM
I love older men. mmm, there’s just something about them. The respectful ones, clean, funny, and grown. Real conversation, real confidence, and that calm masculine energy… yeah, I can definitely go on.
January 15, 2026 at 11:29 PM
This weird snowstorm is pissed me off. I’m glad I don’t have any bookings right now because, Jesus, I can’t deal with the snow, a suitor, and my manager, like, no, not right now.
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Gentlemen, please book your provider early. Some providers juggle jobs outside of this, family responsibilities, personal time, and other commitments. Advance notice shows respect and increases your chances.
We don’t sit around waiting

Management🤎
A client who was coming in from out of town waited till the last minute to book and found out I had already been booked up. What can we learn from this? Booking early is the best option, especially if you’re visiting and have a limited schedule
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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A client who was coming in from out of town waited till the last minute to book and found out I had already been booked up. What can we learn from this? Booking early is the best option, especially if you’re visiting and have a limited schedule
January 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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My availability has opened up for tonight, tomorrow and Friday night so if you’d like to see me on these days, now’s the time to book! I will be off all of next week.

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January 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Perfect weather to cuddle up and get cozy under someone’s girthy co*ck, oops I meant arm😉 like warm, slow, very tempting.
January 14, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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“You have strong politics. How does that intersect with your work?”— Let’s zoom out for a second. Since when did:

1. Opposing genocide = strong politics

2. Supporting trans rights = strong politics

3. Wanting better accommodations and prioritization for disabled people = strong politics
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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Clients who have made the transition to BlueSky from X/Twitter: Where are you all at? 💙
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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Good morning beautiful people.💞
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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About once a year, instead of going through all my subscriptions and cancelling the ones I no longer need, I just cancel my credit card, wait for all the payment failure notifications, and then resubscribe to the ones I still use. Works like a charm.
January 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Butterfly make me feel uneasy for some reason😖😖🙃
Lucie discovered this Peacock inside our home today. Not sure if this counts as a first of my year sighting or even when and how it got in but it's now safely settled down in our unheated summerhouse. 🙏🏻🦋
@bc-suffolk.bsky.social @savebutterflies.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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Lucie discovered this Peacock inside our home today. Not sure if this counts as a first of my year sighting or even when and how it got in but it's now safely settled down in our unheated summerhouse. 🙏🏻🦋
@bc-suffolk.bsky.social @savebutterflies.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
After taking almost a four-hour nap, I feel so fresh and rejuvenated, well-rested, glowing, and ready to enjoy the moment. I’m open for longer bookings now 😉✨
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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#TongueOutTuesday hello from outdoor neighbor catto Cookie. Hope you're able to find some joy, some beauty in this day. Love you all. My family sends extra hugs 🩷
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I woke up with a horrible headache and called off from work. I have no bookings, so I’m planning on staying in bed all day, binge-watching Sherlock Holmes (the UK version).🤎
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM