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ellie fantastic
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fish want me, men fear me, raccoons accept me. Mothman? has a vendetta against me. multidisciplinary artist, occasional optimist | ♈️☀️🌑 | she/her
realizing with a big eyeroll how many people truly did not read The Giver #strangerthings
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
hey yall i made a news substack. check it out, i report like, super real news and stuff. :-)
open.substack.com/pub/theblobf...
The Blobfish Gazette | Ellie Marcotte | Substack
Real News. With Real Facts. Using Real Words. For Real People. Click to read The Blobfish Gazette, by Ellie Marcotte, a Substack publication. Launched 3 days ago.
open.substack.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i'd have a raccoon as a pet. his name would have to be Bandit. nickname trashy P
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:
October 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
October 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
who put me on the oura email list and why are they spamming me to buy their ring. nice try rich surveillance guy but i read the news and that's a no from me
October 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Hannah Arendt said 'The death of human empathy is one of the earliest & most telling signs of a culture about to fall into barbarism'

We saw the recent cruelty of MAGA denying empathy to Melissa Hortman

Empathy for Kirk—not because he ever acted like a decent human—but because we are decent humans
September 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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It really isn't complicated!
September 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
yo yo yo, 148, 3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9. representing the ABQ. what up, biatch!
September 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
land!! of!! enchantment!! #newmexico
August 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades

Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated
July 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I think people are misinterpreting this wonky headline. The bombshell story CBS is reporting is that the Epstein jail tape the public got IS missing time and the FULL video exists. The FBI and DOJ have it. So when Bondi said the missing minute is normal, she lied. www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...
There was no "missing minute" in the original Epstein jail video, government source says
FBI officials promised raw, unaltered video to quell speculation about Epstein's suicide.
www.cbsnews.com
July 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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He is really a brilliant comic.
The Daily Show
@thedailyshow.com
Josh Johnson
July 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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“ I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.”

Pedro Pascal
July 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
sopranos: a show about a bunch of divorced-in-spirit italian guys sitting around a table at a fancy olive garden going "ah my wife-a wants me to go to therapy-a"
July 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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The whole world seems a little fuzzy right now. Time for sleep.

Enjoy this from Reddit's Made Me Smile group.
July 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
i have a feeling there's going to be a lot of "listening, learning, growing" posts in the future
July 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.

This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.

It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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No gods. No masters.
May 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM