Does Sofi know you're cheating on her with a DOG?

Sadly, they also seem to be addictive porn for Republican voters.

Again, I hope you're right. A century ago this kind of thing happened in my country and frankly, we did not measure up. It took a lost war, most cities bombed to rubble, an Allied invasion and German occupation for people to rise up. Here's hoping that you folks do better..

I hope you're right, but you need to keep in mind that the vast majority of those firearms are in the hands of people who would use them only to support Trump or some other fascist autocrat.

Wow, your lead came with PAINT? You were lucky! We had to snort lead off the water pipes!

That's basically how my wife has trained our cats 😁

If ravens aren't available, magpies are very smart and (I just discovered) fond of marshmallows and leftover cat food, and can become quite friendly with humans.

I think you owe me money for an extra week of therapy now, or enough alcohol to forget this day ever existed.

CBS won't report it for long, now that Bari Weiss is in charge.