Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade)
emastro.bsky.social
Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade)
@emastro.bsky.social
White cishet male, but it's not my fault, I was born this way.
He/Him/Hey, asshole

Grumpy, middle aged cat dad. Cyber security professional, which I still can't believe is a real job these days.
#NAFO expansion is not negotiable.
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard BLOCKED an NSA report of a call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump. I will sit down with the whistleblower lawyer TOMORROW at 12 PM PT on @meidastouch.com www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
Whistle-Blower Report Involved Intelligence About a Trump Contact
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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This is extremely offensive and inappropriate. I don’t care how popular it is in bars, dwarf-tossing is degrading and NOT OKAY.

lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Tweet so good I had to post it here
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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My review: Abraham Lincoln would have shot himself in the theater watching this movie.
February 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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NEW: EXCLUSIVE: Epstein files tipster tells me about her friend who was trafficked from Trump's modeling agency to Epstein. She sat for a formal interview with the FBI, but her 302 is MISSING from the release of the files. I'll show you what I have in 20 minutes: www.youtube.com/live/xiSmcNV...
LIVE: Epstein Files Tipster IDENTIFIES MISSING DOCS!!!
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Ocean Beach this morning… just wow!!
February 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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"Anyone who would denigrate the service of our NATO allies clearly never spent a day in uniform"
from Admiral Bill McRaven
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Never Fight Alone
Anyone who would denigrate the service of our NATO allies clearly never spent a day in uniform.
www.theatlantic.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 AM
He does look like he could benchpress Greg Bovino all day

#FuckICE
#Minneapolis
#ByeByeBovino
January 30, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….

Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Please everyone, share and sign this petition to rename (at least temporarily) the Nobel Peace Prize to Obama Peace Prize, to see if it is possible to make Rrump's head explode.

c.org/wC5WM76fPb
Firma la petizione
Rename the Nobel Peace Prize to Obama Peace Prize
c.org
January 26, 2026 at 8:02 PM
How the turn tables...
January 26, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Can we please just agree that the ONLY reason for the #2ndAmendment is that Americans like school shootings?

#Minneapolis
January 25, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Could be the simple fix we all needed...

#Trump
January 19, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Is he trying to make this his supervillain origin story?

#Trump
#Nobel
#Norway
#Greenland
January 19, 2026 at 11:15 AM
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And they both think they are acting to please a god.
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My cringe-o-meter literally melted down
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Ukrainian External Intelligence Service warns that after the failed staged “attack” on putin’s home, Kremlin decided to go “full russian” and may be preparing a bloody false flag operation. Considering that putin has a long history of blowing up his own citizens to start wars, I’m not surprised.
January 2, 2026 at 8:46 AM
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Happy New Year! 🎉

Walking into 2026 like Victor Laszlo ... 🗃️ #HATM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOli...
Victor Laszlo Gets a Crowd To Sing "La Marseillaise" (Clip) | Casablanca (1942) | TCM
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Iranian protesters have taken control of the IRGC base in Asadabad and have set alight a building on the base.
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Not a Somali immigrant
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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Elon Musk appointed 19-year-old Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, the grandson of a KGB lieutenant colonel to DOGE. He was instrumental in cutting funding for the United States Agency for International Development, which directly resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of poor people overseas.
December 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Behold, the USS Don't Believe Stormy Daniels, I Have A Large And Perfectly Normal-Shaped Penis

#Trump
#GoldenFleet
#GoldenShowerFleet
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM