Ember pear
@emberpear.bsky.social
tgirl | 26 | idk what im doin here | 18+
genXers are so cool bc they will look u dead in the eyes and say Ski School is their favorite movie
January 16, 2026 at 8:48 AM
genXers are so cool bc they will look u dead in the eyes and say Ski School is their favorite movie
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Valentines is next month but i can’t wait (wip)
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Valentines is next month but i can’t wait (wip)
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shane dawson be like ugh ew you're a smoker. nevermind
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
shane dawson be like ugh ew you're a smoker. nevermind
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Boneless into kickflip to grind the balcony rail, transfer to right handrail and do a handstand special on the toilet, sticker plant to the left rail doing a grind special to maintain momentum upwards, sticker plant through the piss balcony and grind the urinal bank for a quick million point combo
January 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Boneless into kickflip to grind the balcony rail, transfer to right handrail and do a handstand special on the toilet, sticker plant to the left rail doing a grind special to maintain momentum upwards, sticker plant through the piss balcony and grind the urinal bank for a quick million point combo
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being freaky and having toilet humor is really the most oppressed class because half my jokes are pee or farts and people think I'm into it sexually and it really hurts my feelings.
for the record I am into piss but
for the record I am into piss but
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
being freaky and having toilet humor is really the most oppressed class because half my jokes are pee or farts and people think I'm into it sexually and it really hurts my feelings.
for the record I am into piss but
for the record I am into piss but
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beat fan art inspired by one of my favorite scenes in the entire game. go play UNBEATABLE
#unbeatable #languidlines
#unbeatable #languidlines
December 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
beat fan art inspired by one of my favorite scenes in the entire game. go play UNBEATABLE
#unbeatable #languidlines
#unbeatable #languidlines
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turning into a mouse and climbing into your bra and chilling out and peaking my head out sometimes whenever you say anything that sounds like cheese
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
turning into a mouse and climbing into your bra and chilling out and peaking my head out sometimes whenever you say anything that sounds like cheese
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no fully straight character would ever react like this with someone of the same gender
December 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
no fully straight character would ever react like this with someone of the same gender
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things that can completely reconstruct the damaged sectors in my brain:
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
things that can completely reconstruct the damaged sectors in my brain:
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Flight Unit Ho229 Type - B is shockingly stable
December 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Flight Unit Ho229 Type - B is shockingly stable
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holiday gift idea for the puppygirl owners in your life
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
holiday gift idea for the puppygirl owners in your life
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pig stand, san antonio, texas, 1982
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
pig stand, san antonio, texas, 1982
so is the trump pee tape real or
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
so is the trump pee tape real or
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🔷 I wanna be carried around like this
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🔷 I wanna be carried around like this
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Explaining to Ranma that I only have hot water because my water cooler isn't working
November 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Explaining to Ranma that I only have hot water because my water cooler isn't working
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its so funny how bc 2000s media sucked, gen z nostalgia is "remember when walmart was good"
October 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
its so funny how bc 2000s media sucked, gen z nostalgia is "remember when walmart was good"
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5 am for dairy life
@demonikyu.bsky.social
@demonikyu.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
5 am for dairy life
@demonikyu.bsky.social
@demonikyu.bsky.social
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He heard about Reylo
Trump: I'm not a fan of some of the ships you do. I'm a very aesthetic person and I don't like some of the ships you're doing, aesthetically.
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
He heard about Reylo
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Y'all need to perceive my crow friend and this chill grackle I met today
September 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Y'all need to perceive my crow friend and this chill grackle I met today
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