emil, “Lebanezer Scrooge”🎄
@emilhabiibi.bsky.social
Syntactically Grandpa-Coded • Lebanese Diaspora Community Member 🇱🇧 • Highly Agreeable Person™️ • He🏴/Han🇳🇴/هو🇵🇸 • Moustache Elemental (Chaotic Good) 👨🏻
I really want him to get on Twitter 😔
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I really want him to get on Twitter 😔
Thinking about the time that My Most Racist Uncle came out from Long Island to visit AZ, and we drove 5 hours up to the Grand Canyon. Uncle M gets out of the car, rips 3 cigs, says “Yeah man, that’s a big fuckin hole alright,” and walks straight back to the car
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Can’t have a constitutional crisis if the Constitution isn’t constitutional
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Can’t have a constitutional crisis if the Constitution isn’t constitutional
I showed this to my wife and she agrees
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I showed this to my wife and she agrees
Men will literally
wait for an extremely based woman to spend weeks tracking them down, find them, threaten to expose their Grindr habits to their wife, and force them to read a public apology
than go to therapy
wait for an extremely based woman to spend weeks tracking them down, find them, threaten to expose their Grindr habits to their wife, and force them to read a public apology
than go to therapy
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Men will literally
wait for an extremely based woman to spend weeks tracking them down, find them, threaten to expose their Grindr habits to their wife, and force them to read a public apology
than go to therapy
wait for an extremely based woman to spend weeks tracking them down, find them, threaten to expose their Grindr habits to their wife, and force them to read a public apology
than go to therapy
I’ve always said that Ohio is the Dubai of the Upper Mississippi Watershed Region
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’ve always said that Ohio is the Dubai of the Upper Mississippi Watershed Region
I just find it very funny how The Dismal Science reinforces its reputation here, like basically the gist of the article is that Christmas would be better for the economy if we just gave each other money and we all used that money to buy what we want. But like... that's not the point? LOL
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I just find it very funny how The Dismal Science reinforces its reputation here, like basically the gist of the article is that Christmas would be better for the economy if we just gave each other money and we all used that money to buy what we want. But like... that's not the point? LOL
Oh I guess it’s 32 years old, not 30. Anyway afaic it’s evergreen 🎄
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Oh I guess it’s 32 years old, not 30. Anyway afaic it’s evergreen 🎄
YOU destroyed the village
24he bedpost reality is NOT understood by the masses
24he bedpost reality is NOT understood by the masses
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
YOU destroyed the village
24he bedpost reality is NOT understood by the masses
24he bedpost reality is NOT understood by the masses
I feel like Zola wrote like half a dozen novels trying to portray a heroine like this but you’ve just summed it up in ~1/2 of an Alanis Moirissette verse
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I feel like Zola wrote like half a dozen novels trying to portray a heroine like this but you’ve just summed it up in ~1/2 of an Alanis Moirissette verse
“Hot Breakfast Beverage”
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“Hot Breakfast Beverage”
Ed’s talent for impressions is immensely powerful. Whenever I hear him on Chapo and he suddenly breaks into a Trump or a Thiel I have to check whether it’s actually an audio clip
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ed’s talent for impressions is immensely powerful. Whenever I hear him on Chapo and he suddenly breaks into a Trump or a Thiel I have to check whether it’s actually an audio clip
Incontrovertibly 🙇🏻♂️
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Incontrovertibly 🙇🏻♂️