emil, “Lebanezer Scrooge”🎄
@emilhabiibi.bsky.social
Syntactically Grandpa-Coded • Lebanese Diaspora Community Member 🇱🇧 • Highly Agreeable Person™️ • He🏴/Han🇳🇴/هو🇵🇸 • Moustache Elemental (Chaotic Good) 👨🏻
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Happy 30th birthday to the funniest scholarly defense of “Bah Humbug” ever published
YES👇 THIS
Media elites and political operatives have been scapegoating Arab Americans for a quarter of a fucking century at this point. PLEASE stop acting offended when we say you must earn our trust
Media elites and political operatives have been scapegoating Arab Americans for a quarter of a fucking century at this point. PLEASE stop acting offended when we say you must earn our trust
the majority didn’t vote for trump, and even if kamala had put up numbers equivalent to biden in 2020 she would’ve…won dearborn and still lost the election
this obsession with attacking arabs in dearborn is really gross
this obsession with attacking arabs in dearborn is really gross
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
YES👇 THIS
Media elites and political operatives have been scapegoating Arab Americans for a quarter of a fucking century at this point. PLEASE stop acting offended when we say you must earn our trust
Media elites and political operatives have been scapegoating Arab Americans for a quarter of a fucking century at this point. PLEASE stop acting offended when we say you must earn our trust
Each social media site corresponds to a specific organ that wears out quickest when you use it, kind of like the Chakral system, ie,
Twitter = brain stem
Insta = hippocampus
TikTok = thyroid
Bluesky = 💯, kidneys
Reddit = spleen
YouTube = large intestine
Facebook = colon
LinkedIn = perianal (taint)
Twitter = brain stem
Insta = hippocampus
TikTok = thyroid
Bluesky = 💯, kidneys
Reddit = spleen
YouTube = large intestine
Facebook = colon
LinkedIn = perianal (taint)
kidneys say delete your account and live in the woods
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Each social media site corresponds to a specific organ that wears out quickest when you use it, kind of like the Chakral system, ie,
Twitter = brain stem
Insta = hippocampus
TikTok = thyroid
Bluesky = 💯, kidneys
Reddit = spleen
YouTube = large intestine
Facebook = colon
LinkedIn = perianal (taint)
Twitter = brain stem
Insta = hippocampus
TikTok = thyroid
Bluesky = 💯, kidneys
Reddit = spleen
YouTube = large intestine
Facebook = colon
LinkedIn = perianal (taint)
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cannot begin to tell you how happy I am to have stumbled upon the Paris building shared by metal music fans and the union for metal workers, what a delight
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
cannot begin to tell you how happy I am to have stumbled upon the Paris building shared by metal music fans and the union for metal workers, what a delight
ATTENTION 🧏🏻♂️ Noël cette année tombe le 3ième Nivôse
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
ATTENTION 🧏🏻♂️ Noël cette année tombe le 3ième Nivôse
Ruben’s my Senator and I’m proud to say that his race was the only line I left blank on my 2024 ballot. Arizonans know he’s a POS— divorced his pregnant wife (our current Phoenix mayor) days before she gave birth, and immediately went on to marry a young staffer
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ruben’s my Senator and I’m proud to say that his race was the only line I left blank on my 2024 ballot. Arizonans know he’s a POS— divorced his pregnant wife (our current Phoenix mayor) days before she gave birth, and immediately went on to marry a young staffer
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Kvetchy in the sheets, Tetchy in the streets
Can anyone use this? Feel free to
Can anyone use this? Feel free to
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Kvetchy in the sheets, Tetchy in the streets
Can anyone use this? Feel free to
Can anyone use this? Feel free to
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Ohio X Dubai collab
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Ohio X Dubai collab
Happy 30th birthday to the funniest scholarly defense of “Bah Humbug” ever published
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Happy 30th birthday to the funniest scholarly defense of “Bah Humbug” ever published
Feelin cute, might delete later
Idk
Idk
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Feelin cute, might delete later
Idk
Idk
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My father is running all of our Thanksgiving photos through through the Adobe “comic book” filter and while I generally despise AI aftereffects, this one of me and my mom is actually kind of adorable 😌
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My father is running all of our Thanksgiving photos through through the Adobe “comic book” filter and while I generally despise AI aftereffects, this one of me and my mom is actually kind of adorable 😌
Good morning! Please enjoy these plants under a foggy window
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Good morning! Please enjoy these plants under a foggy window
I've been laid on my ass with the flu since Monday, still working 9-10hr days to keep pace with this massive scientific conference on Friday. Just found out the registration API is broken and we don't know who's attending. Full moon tomorrow. Running a 101.7* fever. Will be drinking later. Cheers 🥃
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I've been laid on my ass with the flu since Monday, still working 9-10hr days to keep pace with this massive scientific conference on Friday. Just found out the registration API is broken and we don't know who's attending. Full moon tomorrow. Running a 101.7* fever. Will be drinking later. Cheers 🥃
This is perfect because I’m physically 38 but mentally 8,321
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is perfect because I’m physically 38 but mentally 8,321
There are tons of elder Millenial comrades like me who ditched TV decades ago and get the majority of our “broadcast” news in the form of YouTube commentary like David’s. The fact that YT has completely scrubbed them from the algo is FULLY INSANE
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There are tons of elder Millenial comrades like me who ditched TV decades ago and get the majority of our “broadcast” news in the form of YouTube commentary like David’s. The fact that YT has completely scrubbed them from the algo is FULLY INSANE
Oh god. Oh fuck
I changed my handle and apparently this caused all my posts to disappear??
The attorneys at Corporate made a SERIOUS oversight (I’m looking at YOU, Todd). Our branding team is going to be tied up for WEEKS on this shit
I changed my handle and apparently this caused all my posts to disappear??
The attorneys at Corporate made a SERIOUS oversight (I’m looking at YOU, Todd). Our branding team is going to be tied up for WEEKS on this shit
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oh god. Oh fuck
I changed my handle and apparently this caused all my posts to disappear??
The attorneys at Corporate made a SERIOUS oversight (I’m looking at YOU, Todd). Our branding team is going to be tied up for WEEKS on this shit
I changed my handle and apparently this caused all my posts to disappear??
The attorneys at Corporate made a SERIOUS oversight (I’m looking at YOU, Todd). Our branding team is going to be tied up for WEEKS on this shit
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The fact the the sketch drawing in the sketch drawing looks more like him is really something. I don’t know what, but it’s something.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The fact the the sketch drawing in the sketch drawing looks more like him is really something. I don’t know what, but it’s something.
These are the same worthless people who ALSO haven’t said shit about the ICE deployments in Dearborn.
I suspect a lot of Party Dems are fine with it because they still think Arab/MENA Americans need to be punished for 2024
I suspect a lot of Party Dems are fine with it because they still think Arab/MENA Americans need to be punished for 2024
Trump calling Somalis "garbage" en route to a literal militarized purge of the community is a real litmus test for Democratic party politicians. Imagine being so worthless that they can't find time even to speak up about it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
These are the same worthless people who ALSO haven’t said shit about the ICE deployments in Dearborn.
I suspect a lot of Party Dems are fine with it because they still think Arab/MENA Americans need to be punished for 2024
I suspect a lot of Party Dems are fine with it because they still think Arab/MENA Americans need to be punished for 2024
«Le Cubisme»
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
«Le Cubisme»
His eyes are burning (just like mine) from the chopped onions, but my sweet boi is committed to learning my Aloo Gobi recipe 😸
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
His eyes are burning (just like mine) from the chopped onions, but my sweet boi is committed to learning my Aloo Gobi recipe 😸
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hell-tier blunt rotation
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
hell-tier blunt rotation
I haven’t stopped doing my Andrew Cuomo voice since Zohran’s victory so I’m actually kind of glad he’s continuing to put himself out there in the funniest way possible LOL
Andrew Cuomo, back again with an epic two-hour radio segment rehashing his campaign points and attacking the guy who beat him, is not going away quietly.
Andrew Cuomo Is Riding This Thing All the Way to the Bottom
Cuomo and another washed-up former governor telling each other "exactlyyyyy."
hellgatenyc.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I haven’t stopped doing my Andrew Cuomo voice since Zohran’s victory so I’m actually kind of glad he’s continuing to put himself out there in the funniest way possible LOL
Okay this was clearly an overwrought shitpost of the highest order, but I’m actually kind of proud of myself for “WinedarkSky”
📜 Sing! O Scoob
of that one sweet and sugary
whose chunky form
and swarthy flesh did ply
the frothy depths of WinedarkSky
rejecting fortune, dogg’d, unmourn’d
by hallow’d shitposterity
🏺🗿🏺
of that one sweet and sugary
whose chunky form
and swarthy flesh did ply
the frothy depths of WinedarkSky
rejecting fortune, dogg’d, unmourn’d
by hallow’d shitposterity
🏺🗿🏺
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Okay this was clearly an overwrought shitpost of the highest order, but I’m actually kind of proud of myself for “WinedarkSky”
What’s the matter, you freaks don’t like gravy?? 😤
I give you: one hundred and forty-seven seconds of gravy being stirred
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
(TW: thicc/wett/greazy sounds)
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
What’s the matter, you freaks don’t like gravy?? 😤
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you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》