Emil “Unc Tifa”
@emilhabiibi.bsky.social
Lebanese Diasporite 🇱🇧 • Syntactically Grandpa-Coded • Highly Agreeable ™️ • He🏴 Han🇳🇴 هو🇵🇸 • Moustache Elemental (Chaotic Good+Ordered Neutral) 👨🏻
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Unironically: that’s some Next President Shit
Van Hollen: "They really think the American people are stupid. I mean, we can all see the video. We saw the video with Renee Good. We saw the video with Alex Pretti. The real domestic terrorists are in the White House right now."
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Unironically: that’s some Next President Shit
Representative Marie Adderalljaw-Collaborator
Anyway, please drive straight west until your windshield smacks into the Pacific you evil fuck 🤠
Anyway, please drive straight west until your windshield smacks into the Pacific you evil fuck 🤠
I’ll keep plugging away to make sure that Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars are being invested in an effective, durable, and responsible way.
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Representative Marie Adderalljaw-Collaborator
Anyway, please drive straight west until your windshield smacks into the Pacific you evil fuck 🤠
Anyway, please drive straight west until your windshield smacks into the Pacific you evil fuck 🤠
WAFFLE HOUSES ACROSS THE REGION HAVE SHUTTERED THEIR DOORS; "Natural Disaster Likely," says local NOAA satellite branch
The Timberwolves-Warriors game in Minneapolis has been postponed by the NBA, sources tell ESPN, in wake of a man shot and killed Saturday in a confrontation with federal agents in the city. It's the second shooting there in a week, third this month, involving a federal officer.
January 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
WAFFLE HOUSES ACROSS THE REGION HAVE SHUTTERED THEIR DOORS; "Natural Disaster Likely," says local NOAA satellite branch
Oh good idea gramps, maybe it's time to write them another Strongly Worded Check?
Get on the ground and put your body on the line, otherwise shut the fuck up and RESIGN
Get on the ground and put your body on the line, otherwise shut the fuck up and RESIGN
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Oh good idea gramps, maybe it's time to write them another Strongly Worded Check?
Get on the ground and put your body on the line, otherwise shut the fuck up and RESIGN
Get on the ground and put your body on the line, otherwise shut the fuck up and RESIGN
This poor schmuck is the textbook definition of Smarmy Prep School Kid Realizing He's Way In Over His Head
I can't believe "asking Donald Trump to stop" is still the strategy
January 24, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This poor schmuck is the textbook definition of Smarmy Prep School Kid Realizing He's Way In Over His Head
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This martyr could be any of us. He is doing what so many of us have been trained to do. Standing and recording on his phone, trying to warn his neighbors, and now he’s dead because armed, masked federal paramilitaries are acting with impunity to perform ethnic cleansing.
Video before it happens is showing this guy they shot in the head in Minneapolis was just standing there videoing them before and they got out to push him back and then murder him.
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 PM
This martyr could be any of us. He is doing what so many of us have been trained to do. Standing and recording on his phone, trying to warn his neighbors, and now he’s dead because armed, masked federal paramilitaries are acting with impunity to perform ethnic cleansing.
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It’s no comfort, but the official DHS line being “he can be killed by masked agents of the state because he had a legal gun” is such an interesting new frontier in how Trump has made the conservative movement very publicly and embarrassingly abandon every principal it once claimed.
January 24, 2026 at 6:40 PM
It’s no comfort, but the official DHS line being “he can be killed by masked agents of the state because he had a legal gun” is such an interesting new frontier in how Trump has made the conservative movement very publicly and embarrassingly abandon every principal it once claimed.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cops to seemingly side with people shot by a bunch of officers
Minneapolis Police Chief O'Hara: "The video speaks for itself. We have identified this person - 37-year-old, white male, resident of the city. The only interaction that we are aware of with law enforcement has been for traffic tickets and we believe he is a lawfully gun owner with a permit to carry"
January 24, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Do you know how hard it is to get cops to seemingly side with people shot by a bunch of officers
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(touching toilet seat) i sense great suffering here
January 24, 2026 at 2:36 PM
(touching toilet seat) i sense great suffering here
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ICE attacked an observer after they tailed a group of clergy on a spiritual pilgrimage.
Our digital producer @sam.vp just so happened to be with the clergy on their journey. He spoke with the observer who was attacked and others who witnessed the assault.
Our digital producer @sam.vp just so happened to be with the clergy on their journey. He spoke with the observer who was attacked and others who witnessed the assault.
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 AM
ICE attacked an observer after they tailed a group of clergy on a spiritual pilgrimage.
Our digital producer @sam.vp just so happened to be with the clergy on their journey. He spoke with the observer who was attacked and others who witnessed the assault.
Our digital producer @sam.vp just so happened to be with the clergy on their journey. He spoke with the observer who was attacked and others who witnessed the assault.
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Hey, just putting this out there for vibes:
Could the Minneapolis general strike tomorrow be the St. Petersburg Soviet?
A) That would be great if so
B) …but ain’t no way we’re gonna wait until fucking 2038 to storm the Winter Palace
Could the Minneapolis general strike tomorrow be the St. Petersburg Soviet?
A) That would be great if so
B) …but ain’t no way we’re gonna wait until fucking 2038 to storm the Winter Palace
January 23, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Hey, just putting this out there for vibes:
Could the Minneapolis general strike tomorrow be the St. Petersburg Soviet?
A) That would be great if so
B) …but ain’t no way we’re gonna wait until fucking 2038 to storm the Winter Palace
Could the Minneapolis general strike tomorrow be the St. Petersburg Soviet?
A) That would be great if so
B) …but ain’t no way we’re gonna wait until fucking 2038 to storm the Winter Palace
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Iceland at Davos
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Iceland at Davos
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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
[Schumer voice] "The actions of ICE in Minnesota have been unacceptable and they must 🫰 do 🫰 better🫰 .
Which is why my Senate colleagues and I will be writing a STRONGLY WORDED CHECK to continue their funding, and t--"
Which is why my Senate colleagues and I will be writing a STRONGLY WORDED CHECK to continue their funding, and t--"
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
[Schumer voice] "The actions of ICE in Minnesota have been unacceptable and they must 🫰 do 🫰 better🫰 .
Which is why my Senate colleagues and I will be writing a STRONGLY WORDED CHECK to continue their funding, and t--"
Which is why my Senate colleagues and I will be writing a STRONGLY WORDED CHECK to continue their funding, and t--"
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I prefer to be called Tequila Sunset. Kim's my partner. We're solving a case.
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I prefer to be called Tequila Sunset. Kim's my partner. We're solving a case.
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went to the walmart at the bottom of the red sea and no one had ever heard of you
January 21, 2026 at 1:19 AM
went to the walmart at the bottom of the red sea and no one had ever heard of you
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Heading to the Somali Walmart, you need anything??
January 21, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Heading to the Somali Walmart, you need anything??
😂😭💀 Got damn, can’t believe this turd of a post is still seeing the light of day
I work with state parties every single day. There are only a handful of national leaders who actually raise real money for the year organizing state parties do--Ken Martin (dnc chair), Simon Rosenberg (Hopium), Sen. Warren and Actblue. Come for Simon and you come for all of us.
I'm not interested in arguing with the good people of Minnesota, on the front lines, doing the hard work of protecting our democracy. I've worked hard to bring your bravery and courage to the world in recent weeks on Hopium.
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
But attacks like this are false, defamatory, and need to end. 1/
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 AM
😂😭💀 Got damn, can’t believe this turd of a post is still seeing the light of day
Very strange things, historically, tend to happen in Transalpine Gaul
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle...
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Very strange things, historically, tend to happen in Transalpine Gaul
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle...
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I love how the last gasp of American empire was a mixture of trying to exterminate as many brown people as possible and spreading a filthy clown car cloud of the most predatory money making schemes ever seen by humanity
Portugal and Hungary have both banned Polymarket, accusing the company of illegal gambling activity.
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I love how the last gasp of American empire was a mixture of trying to exterminate as many brown people as possible and spreading a filthy clown car cloud of the most predatory money making schemes ever seen by humanity