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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · Mar 22

miss him more and more each day...

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 9m

"criminals for Zohran Mamdani" and it's just a montage of all the bad guys from Death Wish 3

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 56m

Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 18m

"uh." lol at cuomo's reaction

gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 35m

crocepilled. crocemaxxing.

gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 40m

fucked up butt: true

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 41m

i just tell them they should use the slogan "food, folks, and fun" and they stop talking to me

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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 44m

no one:

sliwa: that reminds me i got shot once by a drug dealer named Cancer at a five year olds birthday party

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 42m

he had his butthole tattooed to look like a sonnenrad. fucked up but true

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 4h

It's funny how Quark has spoken to the Bajoran Prophets but not Kai Winn.

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 1h

hit the bricks you nazi loser

gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 1h

he told people about it in the past, referring to it as a totenkopf. he absolutely knew.

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Robot Girl (Warranty Void) @queererthing.bsky.social · 1d

Has that Maine guy tried claiming Ukrainian heritage to defend his totenkopf tat? I keep getting told that when Ukrainians have those and black suns and shit that's actually part of their rich and proud culture, maybe that'll get him some lib support

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 1h

this is the dumbest bunch of lib replies i have seen in a minute

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 5h

the American century of humiliation is in full swing

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 14h

am i just injured or actually sick in some way i was previously unfamiliar with: the eternal question

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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 14h

Rooms for Tourists - 1945
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3103805

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 15h

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 17h

have you considered fucking up the cartilage in your ribs, so everything kind of just hurts to do, especially sleeping? well, it hasn't helped me at all but who knows, it might just work for you

gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 18h

look, i can't possibly admit i was wrong about anything at this juncture, so you all just need to unite around my chosen candidate, the nazi blackwater guy.

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 18h

more efficient velcro, using nanomachines

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 18h

wait until you're 80 though

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 18h

aren't they the most efficient and high tech of all available footwear though

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 18h

oh i always just figured you had velcro shoes, for whatever reason

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AITA Hoffmann @jrbolt.bsky.social · 19h

Just discovered that the Michelin Man used to ride a bike while wearing slutty little red boots and smoking a huge stogie. I don't know where else to put this information except in the Cool Files

Late 1800s French ad with the Michelin Man exactly as described

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 19h

trying to wave a red flag in front of you while you check yourself out in a mirror

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gretchen @humanremains.northsky.social · 19h

sure i may not be a beltway insider, and i may not have graduated from harvard or yale. but don't let the party machine convince you that my controversial service with the dirlewanger brigade somehow outweighs my several years as a successful entrepreneur in the local bouncy castle rental industry.

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