Linden
@emilytheslayer.bsky.social
Tired. Not mad, just disappointed. Queer, poly, witchy, switchy. Idk man I'm just here.
Anyway if you're even remotely inclined to it I highly recommend knitting socks and I especially recommend knitting them toe up for LOTS of reasons but mostly because look how cute a sock toe is when it's a baby. Hello? That's adorable?
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Anyway if you're even remotely inclined to it I highly recommend knitting socks and I especially recommend knitting them toe up for LOTS of reasons but mostly because look how cute a sock toe is when it's a baby. Hello? That's adorable?
I saw in a random Facebook reel the other day that "knitting purists" would *never* pull from the center of a center pull ball of yarn and I have been tilting my head like a confused puppy for DAYS. Because I have been knitting for a full twenty years and have never heard anything about that?
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I saw in a random Facebook reel the other day that "knitting purists" would *never* pull from the center of a center pull ball of yarn and I have been tilting my head like a confused puppy for DAYS. Because I have been knitting for a full twenty years and have never heard anything about that?
Dear Blusky: I have finished some socks.
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Dear Blusky: I have finished some socks.
Thoughts on Del Toro's Frankenstein, in no particular order:
1. Ok well we already knew he was here for the monsterfuckers, this is not a surprise.
2. This movie fits in with the current generation of Disney movies- the fantasy is that your parents will apologize.
1. Ok well we already knew he was here for the monsterfuckers, this is not a surprise.
2. This movie fits in with the current generation of Disney movies- the fantasy is that your parents will apologize.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Thoughts on Del Toro's Frankenstein, in no particular order:
1. Ok well we already knew he was here for the monsterfuckers, this is not a surprise.
2. This movie fits in with the current generation of Disney movies- the fantasy is that your parents will apologize.
1. Ok well we already knew he was here for the monsterfuckers, this is not a surprise.
2. This movie fits in with the current generation of Disney movies- the fantasy is that your parents will apologize.
You ever look in the bottom of your bag and see something that you aren't sure about, but maybe it's something gross, maybe it's nothing, and decide that it's none of your business?
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You ever look in the bottom of your bag and see something that you aren't sure about, but maybe it's something gross, maybe it's nothing, and decide that it's none of your business?
Dear @kiplet.bsky.social and @jennmanleylee.bsky.social, please confirm "Portland Sober"
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November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Dear @kiplet.bsky.social and @jennmanleylee.bsky.social, please confirm "Portland Sober"
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Someone is trying to convince me that Chicago is having daily "riots" against ICE and when I said protests, not so much riots they got weirdly aggressive and were like "oh so the cops are just arresting people for no reason?" And like, yeah? Probably? What are you talking about?
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Someone is trying to convince me that Chicago is having daily "riots" against ICE and when I said protests, not so much riots they got weirdly aggressive and were like "oh so the cops are just arresting people for no reason?" And like, yeah? Probably? What are you talking about?
Who has two thumbs and a new therapist? It me, ya girl.
October 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Who has two thumbs and a new therapist? It me, ya girl.
Anti-carceral except for whoever on my street has an entire *fleet* of leaf blowers starting before 8am on a regular basis
October 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Anti-carceral except for whoever on my street has an entire *fleet* of leaf blowers starting before 8am on a regular basis
Also it might be an actual tragedy that we never got Fairuza Balk cast as Duella Dent
October 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Also it might be an actual tragedy that we never got Fairuza Balk cast as Duella Dent
I think my hottest take is that actually, explaining jokes can be good and not suck all of the humor out of them because it's good to bring more friends into the funny part
October 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I think my hottest take is that actually, explaining jokes can be good and not suck all of the humor out of them because it's good to bring more friends into the funny part
New cover band: Crowded! At the Orchard
September 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
New cover band: Crowded! At the Orchard
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honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
September 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
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Hard block...soft block...what we need is tender block, where I lovingly hold you in my arms, look deep into your eyes, and then whisper into your ear that I never want hear anything you say ever again because you replied to my post with annoying nonsense and I just can't today.
February 4, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Hard block...soft block...what we need is tender block, where I lovingly hold you in my arms, look deep into your eyes, and then whisper into your ear that I never want hear anything you say ever again because you replied to my post with annoying nonsense and I just can't today.
I've had "Oh No" by Marina stuck in my head for a few weeks because I have this Icarus thing I'm thinking about but yesterday I realized it is also a perfect Suvi song. @aabria.bsky.social do you know?
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I've had "Oh No" by Marina stuck in my head for a few weeks because I have this Icarus thing I'm thinking about but yesterday I realized it is also a perfect Suvi song. @aabria.bsky.social do you know?
Sometimes you buy silly makeup and it turns out to be really good, and then you look like an alien and it's good!
July 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Sometimes you buy silly makeup and it turns out to be really good, and then you look like an alien and it's good!
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Finishing this for my birthday in 21 one days is pretty much all I want *10 means I survive teh Trump Admin
Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share
gofund.me/a5ee0064
gofund.me/a5ee0064
July 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Finishing this for my birthday in 21 one days is pretty much all I want *10 means I survive teh Trump Admin
Finally saw Sinners last night. Obviously loved it, awestruck by how beautiful it was, and also absolutely fascinated that one major point wasn't talked about anywhere I saw ahead of time. I saw a LOT of discussions and somehow this was a surprise still. Loved it.
July 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Finally saw Sinners last night. Obviously loved it, awestruck by how beautiful it was, and also absolutely fascinated that one major point wasn't talked about anywhere I saw ahead of time. I saw a LOT of discussions and somehow this was a surprise still. Loved it.
I ran away to the woods for a week but I came back
July 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I ran away to the woods for a week but I came back
I fucking love the Sabrina Carpenter album cover girly is letting her freak flag fly and I am here for it. "Oh men will think that's what women want" if men haven't figured out that women are individuals an album cover isn't going to change that one way or the other.
June 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I fucking love the Sabrina Carpenter album cover girly is letting her freak flag fly and I am here for it. "Oh men will think that's what women want" if men haven't figured out that women are individuals an album cover isn't going to change that one way or the other.
Just doing crafts today why am I so tired lmao
May 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just doing crafts today why am I so tired lmao
PPE is so sexy and hot you guys everyone is doing it
May 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
PPE is so sexy and hot you guys everyone is doing it
To be fair, this was also true on twitter before Grok.
"why doesn't Bluesky have its own Grok" well because the human users already bring up completely unrelated human rights atrocities in your mentions for no reason
May 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
To be fair, this was also true on twitter before Grok.
Which Esteemed Higher Learning Institute wants to give me an honorary PhD in Making Myself Cozy? Because my genius demands acknowledgement.
May 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Which Esteemed Higher Learning Institute wants to give me an honorary PhD in Making Myself Cozy? Because my genius demands acknowledgement.
"We can't have that one because my boner will run out of skin"
"That's terrifying what the fuck"
"That's terrifying what the fuck"
May 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"We can't have that one because my boner will run out of skin"
"That's terrifying what the fuck"
"That's terrifying what the fuck"