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emma dawn of the dead
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 14h
I was just joking about that. Everything in Pickering is named after a dead British man so nobody has any trouble. Also there are no tourists in Pickering. Why would anyone go there for fun
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 14h
Nuclear: it's pronounced nucular.

Also we can already tell because you don't glow
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 16h
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 15h
Amazing, thanks for the reply 🤘
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Peter BOO! Counter @peterbcounter.com · 17h
If you send me photographic proof that you bought How to Restore a Timeline through this, I will mail you your fortune written on a tarot card (when the mail strike is over)!
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Peter BOO! Counter @peterbcounter.com · 17h
There's free shipping today at Bookshop[dot]org!
Perhaps it's a perfect time to check out an essay collection that John Hodgman called "...a brilliant, humorous, heartbreaking examination of how certain events break our lives apart, and what we do with the pieces.”
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How to Restore a Timeline: On Violence and Memory
On Violence and Memory
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Dr Marie Allitt @marieallitt.bsky.social · 1d
Of course the bigots and fascists don’t want you to study English.

The enemy of fascism is:
Close reading
Clear communication
Questioning the meaning of what you read
Accurate spelling & grammar
Thinking for yourself
Creativity
Understanding the mechanics of argument
Imagination
Enjoyment
Joy
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 18h
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 18h
It does and they are welcome ANY time!!!
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 18h
Rob and Paul ate Ganong Chicken Bones because of me. I may have left Nova Scotia but I'm still on your side, Maritimes weirdos. youtu.be/WLDFlc9ArGk?...
I'll literally eat my shoe if you can guess what this does (100% serious)
YouTube video by DARK WEB | Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 18h
My cameo on Dark Web this week was found out by my friends across the ocean haha. Fun to send something in earnest (while in the middle of moving), kinda forget about it, and then get jumpscared by your own work?? Rob was really cool and nice about it which made me happy 🥹
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Joe List @joel.ist · 18h
@emmadawn.com @peterbcounter.com OMG, YOU TWO!
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 18h
HAHAHHAHA oh my god I thought this would go into the void of my social life but I forgot you watch. Delightful!!!
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 18h
Jack, any chance you'll be back for RLM stuff in the future?? (Maybe even halloweeeeeen??)
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 19h
OK I'm not a big Wheel fan, but have been watching with my folks because it's on before Jeopardy, and on Monday a clue was PAJAMA PANTS but someone guessed BANANA DRESS. And we all died laughing. The following day Vanna wore a yellow dress and said it was her banana dress. Respect.
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 21h
Jennifer Tilly is God.
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 21h
Rich Evans and Jay Bauman are Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (Mike is still Jesus; Hamlet is Jesus).
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 21h
Maria Bamford is the Queen of America to me.
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 21h
Mark McKinney is the Prime Minister. Foley and Thompson are influential pundits on opposite sides. Kevin is the leader of a party that will never win, but we love his participation in the house. Brucio is Canadian Jesus.
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 21h
Mike Stoklasa is my Jesus.
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 21h
Gregg Turkington is, as a result, Bernie. A veteran in the field who is there to disrupt. Beloved and respected. Perfectly situated as a strong oppositional force.
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 21h
Tim Heidecker is like the president to me. Not in that he's anything like the current one, just that he holds that station in my brain. For some reason. But it makes sense to me.
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 22h
Yeah, I eventually gave up and went to school for office admin. It was hell but it worked. I can't recommend the experience tho. Felt like I was in back high school, in class with all the bad kids, for eight months.
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 22h
🙄 it's like a game for these people, but if your resume and cover letter get into the hands of the right people, none of that shit matters.
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 22h
Not JUST my mother in law but their late dog too. Cheerio was a good girl.
A black dog named Cheerio looking at Emma, who is looking back at her. They're at Seven Bays in Halifax.
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 22h
Feeling bad today already and then facebook sends me the memory of a Thanksgiving visit from my in laws nine years ago. The grief, it does tend to get a sucker punch in way more often than is fair.
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emma dawn of the dead @emmadawn.com · 22h
Look, people told me that too, but I got my job as an admin in a graduate department because I have a graduate degree. People don't know what they're talking about.
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