Emma Dingle
@emmadingle.bsky.social
Human
Intersectional
London by way of Bumpkinland
Intersectional
London by way of Bumpkinland
Pinned
The local neighbourhood dinosaur looking glorious today on sunny autumn afternoon.
Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.
Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.
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Release the Morris Dancers – full bells and hankies deployment
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Release the Morris Dancers – full bells and hankies deployment
Man no longer able to access secure cat flap
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Man no longer able to access secure cat flap
Me as your bsky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Me as your bsky therapist
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Assume the cow is an irregular oblate spheroid 🐮
People were arguing in my mentions today about whether the Earth is "round" when it's technically an irregular oblate spheroid and look "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round. A soccer ball is round, a cantaloupe is round, a fluffy borb in winter is round, just go with it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Assume the cow is an irregular oblate spheroid 🐮
Still believing everything you see and hear?
Just altered this image in under 5 minutes in the Google photo app on my phone.
Just altered this image in under 5 minutes in the Google photo app on my phone.
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Still believing everything you see and hear?
Just altered this image in under 5 minutes in the Google photo app on my phone.
Just altered this image in under 5 minutes in the Google photo app on my phone.
Assume the cow is an irregular oblate spheroid 🐮
People were arguing in my mentions today about whether the Earth is "round" when it's technically an irregular oblate spheroid and look "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round. A soccer ball is round, a cantaloupe is round, a fluffy borb in winter is round, just go with it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Assume the cow is an irregular oblate spheroid 🐮
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
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What are your thoughts on toing and froing?
And why aren't they pronounced like boing?
And why aren't they pronounced like boing?
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What are your thoughts on toing and froing?
And why aren't they pronounced like boing?
And why aren't they pronounced like boing?
Sorry to burst your bubble. That's actually a baby Tribble - aka a Tribblet.
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Sorry to burst your bubble. That's actually a baby Tribble - aka a Tribblet.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Playing chicken with a building on the verge of collapse is an interesting way to assure your constituents you are of sound mind and judgemental 🤦🏼♀️
A final decision on how to repair Britain’s crumbling parliament is likely to be postponed beyond the next general election, according to four people familiar with the matter.
Final decision on fate of crumbling UK parliament delayed to 2030s
It’s a fire-hazard that’s prone to tumbling masonry — but fear of a public backlash is again delaying repairs to the world famous building.
www.politico.eu
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Playing chicken with a building on the verge of collapse is an interesting way to assure your constituents you are of sound mind and judgemental 🤦🏼♀️
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
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Creative writing time. What did the reindeer do to deserve this fate?!
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Creative writing time. What did the reindeer do to deserve this fate?!
I’m selling popcorn for people scrolling the Bluesky today:
{\__/}
( • . •)
/ >🍿
▪ Regular - £2
▪ Large - £4
▪ Bucket the size of your head - £9.99
▪ Extra butter - 50p
{\__/}
( • ᴗ •)
🥤৵ \
▪ Fizzy pop - £1
▪ Hot chocolate with cream - £3
{\__/}
( ˘ᴗ˘ )
🍕৵ \
▪ Pizza with extra sauce - £2
{\__/}
( • . •)
/ >🍿
▪ Regular - £2
▪ Large - £4
▪ Bucket the size of your head - £9.99
▪ Extra butter - 50p
{\__/}
( • ᴗ •)
🥤৵ \
▪ Fizzy pop - £1
▪ Hot chocolate with cream - £3
{\__/}
( ˘ᴗ˘ )
🍕৵ \
▪ Pizza with extra sauce - £2
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m selling popcorn for people scrolling the Bluesky today:
{\__/}
( • . •)
/ >🍿
▪ Regular - £2
▪ Large - £4
▪ Bucket the size of your head - £9.99
▪ Extra butter - 50p
{\__/}
( • ᴗ •)
🥤৵ \
▪ Fizzy pop - £1
▪ Hot chocolate with cream - £3
{\__/}
( ˘ᴗ˘ )
🍕৵ \
▪ Pizza with extra sauce - £2
{\__/}
( • . •)
/ >🍿
▪ Regular - £2
▪ Large - £4
▪ Bucket the size of your head - £9.99
▪ Extra butter - 50p
{\__/}
( • ᴗ •)
🥤৵ \
▪ Fizzy pop - £1
▪ Hot chocolate with cream - £3
{\__/}
( ˘ᴗ˘ )
🍕৵ \
▪ Pizza with extra sauce - £2
Creative writing time. What did the reindeer do to deserve this fate?!
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Creative writing time. What did the reindeer do to deserve this fate?!
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
Any interesting news in your corner of the world? Alternatively any silly facts going? 💕
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Any interesting news in your corner of the world? Alternatively any silly facts going? 💕
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We're all stuck in the the Cern Weasel timeline
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We're all stuck in the the Cern Weasel timeline
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The local neighbourhood dinosaur looking glorious today on sunny autumn afternoon.
Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.
Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The local neighbourhood dinosaur looking glorious today on sunny autumn afternoon.
Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.
Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.
Oldception
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Oldception
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We actually use Jaffa Cakes which are in a quantum cake biscuit superposition for extra security.
do British websites track your browsing with biscuits
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We actually use Jaffa Cakes which are in a quantum cake biscuit superposition for extra security.
We actually use Jaffa Cakes which are in a quantum cake biscuit superposition for extra security.
do British websites track your browsing with biscuits
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We actually use Jaffa Cakes which are in a quantum cake biscuit superposition for extra security.
The local neighbourhood dinosaur looking glorious today on sunny autumn afternoon.
Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.
Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.
November 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The local neighbourhood dinosaur looking glorious today on sunny autumn afternoon.
Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.
Everyone should have an enormous ornamental triceratops nearby, they bring so much joy.