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Emma 🏳‍🌈
@emmasoslightly.bsky.social
34 | S. Yorkshire | she/they
Currently weeping over fictional characters.
Writes when she can, and sleeps when there's no time left.
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Migrating over from the ex-blue bird app.

It is an ex-bird app.
It has ceased to be.
It has kicked the bucket, shuffled from this mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleedin' choir invisible.
Another day, another chaser to Evri for my parcel that they say has been “out for delivery” for a week. 💀
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My coach has told me I need to sleep more and like ???? I would love to but my body wakes me up at 6am and doesn’t get tired til 11pm so 🫠
July 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Ok, I’m gonna be using this account a bit more to track coaching stuff and my coaches penchant for cocopops!
July 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh, David Walliams is awful? Weird.

Anyway, water is also wet and the sky is blue!
June 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Coming out of my grave to say THE GIRLS ARE FIIIGHTINGG
a cartoon character is holding a bucket of popcorn in his mouth .
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bucket of popcorn in his mouth .
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June 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Omg my sister got the school photos for my nephews and I’m dying. Why does one of them look like a child mad emperor?? What happened???
March 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Finally cracked dependent dropdowns on excel and you know what, a win is a win.
March 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
A friend shared a Miguel/Tulio/Milo polyam edit from Tiktok and yes, thank you, I need it immediately.

So now my brain is brewing an explorers x cartographer queer polyam romance 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
March 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I would absolutely not recommend trying to coordinate care for an unwell parent whilst living in a different country.

3/10, amusing to listen to my sister eviscerate doctors for failing in their duty of care.
March 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The trailer for S2 of TLoU is just out and I’m so excited for it but its also tinged with sadness because someone who very much wanted to see it isn’t here anymore and I can’t send it to him or tell him about it…

Maybe I’ll tell the stars instead and they can pass the message on.
March 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’ve been forcibly “upgraded” to Windows 11 at work and now I have to go, cap in hand, to our IT department to beg them to install calculator and snipping tool for me.
March 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’ve had a stinking cold since the weekend and I’ve been coughing so much that my chest now hurts 😩
February 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Why do streaming services try to emotionally blackmail you when you cancel??
February 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pete Buttigieg is here and now I feel like there’s finally an adult in the room 😭
February 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So I went to a book event last night, Author in conversation with… type thing and, as always, it was fascinating but one of the question lead me to a revelation about my own original work.

The question was “What is your book about?”
February 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So I’m dealing with food sensitivities at the moment and have narrowed down the fruit I can eat to bananas 🙃

Downside is that I’m allergic to latex and guess what’s a cross-allergen? Banana skin!!

Fml.
February 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Guy at the bar starts smoking in front of me, I start aggressively coughing and wheezing.

I’m not making a point, I am just asthmatic.
February 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Welp I have a book emergency re: an event happening TONIGHT so I’m gonna have to suck it up and call customer services 😬
February 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Sent in a ticket querying something about a book pre-order in light of an event I’m attending on Friday.

Now we wait 🤞🏻🤞🏻
February 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
So a book I pre-ordered has had its publication day brought forward a week, hooray!

Downside is that I am going to an event with the author on Friday and would love to have the book with me to have signed buuut I have no idea when it will be delivered. 🙃
February 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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/looks around/

I mean, go for it.
February 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I maintain that Cousin Isobel should’ve ended up with Dr Clarkson in Downton Abbey.
February 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Visiting the bestie today, who has a 3 month old I’ve not met before. He’s a wriggler!
February 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My car cost me a lot last year after it’s MOT due to needing a new suspension, brake pads, tyres, and I was praying that this year it would be fine but no 🫠
a man giving a thumbs up to a dog with the words do not blow this for us below him
ALT: a man giving a thumbs up to a dog with the words do not blow this for us below him
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January 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM