Sabrina Carpenter just saved Christmas and I didn’t even know it was in danger

POV You’re my husband after taking me to see Wicked

One of my favorite hobbies is losing one earring and then finding it six hours later by stepping on it barefoot. I do it with a frequent regularity that some might call bracing,,

I have this weird sexy librarian fantasy, where I read a book while being shushed by a woman who’s depressed professionally because she works for an underfunded library that’s fallen victim to a culture of willful ignorance. also she got huge tiddies

How else am I going to stop my inevitable fall to road rage every time I get in a car? Rosalyn Landor and Moira Quirk have saved lives while I’m driving