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emohairball
@emohairball.bsky.social
· Sep 8
as a taurus, i can destroy an entire china shop in ten seconds flat, and they everyone hates me and i will go bankrupt trying to repair the building while apologizing (with minimal success) for being so large - because i do not speak english or have vocal cords. 🎯
never change, stay shaky
September 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
never change, stay shaky
SAVAGE!!! 📢 BRING BACK BULLYING!!!!
You know it's AI because these two depraved assholes would never never pray, unless they could keep their eyes open to spot the camera in the room.
September 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
SAVAGE!!! 📢 BRING BACK BULLYING!!!!
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The weddings must be fun.
September 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The weddings must be fun.
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Every financial advice article: If you deprive yourself of all joys in life, then you can save enough money to maintain your joyless lifestyle until you die.
September 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Every financial advice article: If you deprive yourself of all joys in life, then you can save enough money to maintain your joyless lifestyle until you die.
feeling: hairy
week: recapped
week: recapped
September 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
feeling: hairy
week: recapped
week: recapped
todays vibe be like 🥸
September 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
todays vibe be like 🥸