Migraine? No queen that’s OURgraine. We suffer with you 👊

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note

Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

a lot of Behind the Bastards gets a reaction out of me, but nothing quite like my seal-bark laughter at @iwriteok.bsky.social 's horrified "WHAT IS SEAQUEST?!" during the Peter Thiel episodes

I would give them all my money, absolutely

[coffee shop AU]
- you, sitting with a laptop and a latte, scowling
- me, sitting with a laptop and a latte, squinting

we are both struggling to learn python
it is raining

i would say that if you put out bad code on a friday afternoon before black friday you don't care about your customers, actually

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

I simply have the garish thought that if your company doesn't exist without me, maybe I get to come in whenever I like 🤷‍♀️

potato.

bluesky is really out here like a friend's kid showing you their room while the algorithm gets an initial grasp on your preferred content

"here's some moss, and Jarvis Johnson, and a Vaporeon in a raincoat, and also eve6 is here"

time for fun