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I’m ashamed it took me two years to notice, but Fallout is literally just an inverse of The Time Machine. The vault dwellers are the Eloi, and the surface dwellers are the Morlocks.
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m ashamed it took me two years to notice, but Fallout is literally just an inverse of The Time Machine. The vault dwellers are the Eloi, and the surface dwellers are the Morlocks.
I’ve hit the pinnacle of humor for myself. I got a chat-bot to say the phrase “I don’t have weird, secret diaper fetishes!” Nothing I ever do will be funnier to me. It’s all downhill from here.
July 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’ve hit the pinnacle of humor for myself. I got a chat-bot to say the phrase “I don’t have weird, secret diaper fetishes!” Nothing I ever do will be funnier to me. It’s all downhill from here.
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i hope the ambulance is OK
BREAKING via CNN
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported by ambulance on Tuesday to a hospital in Washington, DC.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported by ambulance on Tuesday to a hospital in Washington, DC.
June 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i hope the ambulance is OK
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This is Tub and Blue. They simply cannot figure out how to get their tennis ball that fell in the pool. Still 12/10 because they really are trying
June 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is Tub and Blue. They simply cannot figure out how to get their tennis ball that fell in the pool. Still 12/10 because they really are trying
People complaining about protestors waving the flags of other countries has the same energy as “this is America- we speak English here!”
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
People complaining about protestors waving the flags of other countries has the same energy as “this is America- we speak English here!”
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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
June 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
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i wanted to answer a question I've been asked a few times by potential supporters of the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax Deal. this is not a Snickers bar that INCLUDES some Xanax, like a weed edible. It is 100% alprazolam pressed into the shape and size of a Snickers bar.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time.
March 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i wanted to answer a question I've been asked a few times by potential supporters of the $7 Snickers Bar of Xanax Deal. this is not a Snickers bar that INCLUDES some Xanax, like a weed edible. It is 100% alprazolam pressed into the shape and size of a Snickers bar.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time.
While I’m on here, fuck America.
March 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
While I’m on here, fuck America.
It’s been ‘entertaining’ to watch a subset of male gamers go from fetishizing the existence of girl gamers to, over the years, completely rejecting them in disgust as they assume (realize?) that women gamers goon (and I use that word flippantly) just as much as they do over video game characters.
March 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It’s been ‘entertaining’ to watch a subset of male gamers go from fetishizing the existence of girl gamers to, over the years, completely rejecting them in disgust as they assume (realize?) that women gamers goon (and I use that word flippantly) just as much as they do over video game characters.
I only just noticed that Haarlep’s HP is 169.
March 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I only just noticed that Haarlep’s HP is 169.
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The Revolution will be AI-icized
February 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The Revolution will be AI-icized
Currently in my second run, I started as a Conjuration Wizard, but I quickly realized that the in-game Conjuration spells are a bit lacking. In Act 3, I ended up respeccing to an ice-focused Wizard. I took a step back and realized that I accidentally made Elsa, right down to the damned purple cloak-
February 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Currently in my second run, I started as a Conjuration Wizard, but I quickly realized that the in-game Conjuration spells are a bit lacking. In Act 3, I ended up respeccing to an ice-focused Wizard. I took a step back and realized that I accidentally made Elsa, right down to the damned purple cloak-
I’m too much of a goody two-shoes to ever do an evil (or even resist Durge) run in this game 😭
February 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’m too much of a goody two-shoes to ever do an evil (or even resist Durge) run in this game 😭
Me: Ugh, I can’t stand High Fantasy.
Also me: *completely falls in love with Elden Ring and BG3*
Also me: *completely falls in love with Elden Ring and BG3*
February 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me: Ugh, I can’t stand High Fantasy.
Also me: *completely falls in love with Elden Ring and BG3*
Also me: *completely falls in love with Elden Ring and BG3*
I hate how everyone judges Wyll for “sacrificing” his father for freedom. Everyone’s takes make me second-guess the choice and get me frustrated on Wyll’s behalf. No decent parent would want their child to make that sacrifice. I can only guess that everyone else is too caught up in their own trauma.
February 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I hate how everyone judges Wyll for “sacrificing” his father for freedom. Everyone’s takes make me second-guess the choice and get me frustrated on Wyll’s behalf. No decent parent would want their child to make that sacrifice. I can only guess that everyone else is too caught up in their own trauma.
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I don’t know what we do. I don’t know if there’s anything to do without leaders. Maybe we all just ride this plane into the ground. Maybe this is so common a feeling in authoritarian countries it’s almost insulting to feel like I’m experiencing something extraordinary.
February 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I don’t know what we do. I don’t know if there’s anything to do without leaders. Maybe we all just ride this plane into the ground. Maybe this is so common a feeling in authoritarian countries it’s almost insulting to feel like I’m experiencing something extraordinary.
I miss perusing the fandoms of my hyperfixations. All I do now is doomscroll politics.
January 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I miss perusing the fandoms of my hyperfixations. All I do now is doomscroll politics.
The most damning part of this, IMO, is that the DOJ declined to pursue charges.
December 23, 2024 at 10:28 PM
The most damning part of this, IMO, is that the DOJ declined to pursue charges.
It’s too quiet.
November 22, 2024 at 4:53 AM
It’s too quiet.
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Dear Dems,
Where are the recounts?
Seriously, you're failing us.
Sincerely,
The United States of America.
Where are the recounts?
Seriously, you're failing us.
Sincerely,
The United States of America.
November 20, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Dear Dems,
Where are the recounts?
Seriously, you're failing us.
Sincerely,
The United States of America.
Where are the recounts?
Seriously, you're failing us.
Sincerely,
The United States of America.