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@enbyalchemist.bsky.social
34 ~ He/They ~ 🔞 no minors ~ 🪦🕊️
☀️ Ed’s little brother ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
🧀 Mac & Cheese Enthusiast
🎨 Before you ask — yes, I’m that artist. 🤫
🗣️ Certified Yapper
☀️ Ed’s little brother ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
🧀 Mac & Cheese Enthusiast
🎨 Before you ask — yes, I’m that artist. 🤫
🗣️ Certified Yapper
I’m fucking dyiiiiing IBS trying to to take me out 🫠🫠🫠
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’m fucking dyiiiiing IBS trying to to take me out 🫠🫠🫠
I can’t wait for the day she don’t take away from things he enjoys.
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I can’t wait for the day she don’t take away from things he enjoys.
Me & @transalchemist.bsky.social speculating about a decal on a car:
“What IS that??”
“Idk it’s some guy with a weapon? A chainsaw??”
“Is it chainsaw man?”
“Doesn’t chainsaw man have a chainsaw for a head??”
“What? Does he?”
“Idk I’m not hip with the new anime”
“What IS that??”
“Idk it’s some guy with a weapon? A chainsaw??”
“Is it chainsaw man?”
“Doesn’t chainsaw man have a chainsaw for a head??”
“What? Does he?”
“Idk I’m not hip with the new anime”
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Me & @transalchemist.bsky.social speculating about a decal on a car:
“What IS that??”
“Idk it’s some guy with a weapon? A chainsaw??”
“Is it chainsaw man?”
“Doesn’t chainsaw man have a chainsaw for a head??”
“What? Does he?”
“Idk I’m not hip with the new anime”
“What IS that??”
“Idk it’s some guy with a weapon? A chainsaw??”
“Is it chainsaw man?”
“Doesn’t chainsaw man have a chainsaw for a head??”
“What? Does he?”
“Idk I’m not hip with the new anime”
Keep pushing, see what happens.
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Keep pushing, see what happens.
Oh you weren’t uncomfortable? Let me fix that for you.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oh you weren’t uncomfortable? Let me fix that for you.
Just washed 8 years out of my brain LMFAOOOO
just watched al crash out trying to figure out the gas pump, and i told him "we're in jersey" and he was like "yeah" FORGETTING AFTER LIVING HERE FOR 8 YEARA THAT THEY PUMP IT FOR YOU
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just washed 8 years out of my brain LMFAOOOO
Can’t sleep, I think it’s bc I’m too excited I’m off tomorrow 😂
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Can’t sleep, I think it’s bc I’m too excited I’m off tomorrow 😂
Well if you’re gonna act like that then yeah I’m gonna do me
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Well if you’re gonna act like that then yeah I’m gonna do me
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
He deserves so much better than this.
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
He deserves so much better than this.
Calling myself out as a Libra because my brother said he’d bring cookies to my work if they looked good enough, and I assumed he meant my co-workers 💀💀
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Calling myself out as a Libra because my brother said he’d bring cookies to my work if they looked good enough, and I assumed he meant my co-workers 💀💀
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Shall I compare thee to a winter's night? So dark, so cold, and full of spite.
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Shall I compare thee to a winter's night? So dark, so cold, and full of spite.
I wish I knew how to make soup for my brother :<
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wish I knew how to make soup for my brother :<
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that's not what i said. i asked "can you tell that i haven't skated in 15 years"
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
that's not what i said. i asked "can you tell that i haven't skated in 15 years"
Trying to skate in your 30’s:
“I should have stretched.”
“Shit my back hurts”
“my abs weren’t ready for this”
“*kicking tiny pebbles out of the way* fuck you”
“I’m 5’6” and am not prepared for a 5’10” fall”
“I need insoles”
“I should have stretched.”
“Shit my back hurts”
“my abs weren’t ready for this”
“*kicking tiny pebbles out of the way* fuck you”
“I’m 5’6” and am not prepared for a 5’10” fall”
“I need insoles”
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Trying to skate in your 30’s:
“I should have stretched.”
“Shit my back hurts”
“my abs weren’t ready for this”
“*kicking tiny pebbles out of the way* fuck you”
“I’m 5’6” and am not prepared for a 5’10” fall”
“I need insoles”
“I should have stretched.”
“Shit my back hurts”
“my abs weren’t ready for this”
“*kicking tiny pebbles out of the way* fuck you”
“I’m 5’6” and am not prepared for a 5’10” fall”
“I need insoles”
My brother: “not bad for having not skated for 15 years huh?” >>>> *immediately fumbles and I almost piss myself*
i didn't eat shit, i nibbled shit like twice. not bad
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My brother: “not bad for having not skated for 15 years huh?” >>>> *immediately fumbles and I almost piss myself*
Very much a “uGH I made this for you or whatever just don’t look at it in front of me and make it gay” type
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Very much a “uGH I made this for you or whatever just don’t look at it in front of me and make it gay” type
You’re thE WORST
and before he counters with "the customer ISNT always right", i'd like to point out his deep-rooted and trauma based people pleasing tendencies and exploit those, too. you can't escape from me
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You’re thE WORST
Conversely, he has such a strong impact on my nervous system that I drop dead asleep instantly 😂😂
i like talking to @enbyalchemist.bsky.social too much so clearly it's his fault i can't fall asleep when he's in the room even though he's not talking
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Conversely, he has such a strong impact on my nervous system that I drop dead asleep instantly 😂😂
Him: I can’t take a nap with you in the same room. I’d say it’s a me problem but it’s also a you problem.
Me: Me? What do I do?
Him: Even if you’re not talking, you’re there, so I want to engage with you. So it’s a you problem.
I’ve heard of disguised insults but not disguised compliments 😂😂
Me: Me? What do I do?
Him: Even if you’re not talking, you’re there, so I want to engage with you. So it’s a you problem.
I’ve heard of disguised insults but not disguised compliments 😂😂
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Him: I can’t take a nap with you in the same room. I’d say it’s a me problem but it’s also a you problem.
Me: Me? What do I do?
Him: Even if you’re not talking, you’re there, so I want to engage with you. So it’s a you problem.
I’ve heard of disguised insults but not disguised compliments 😂😂
Me: Me? What do I do?
Him: Even if you’re not talking, you’re there, so I want to engage with you. So it’s a you problem.
I’ve heard of disguised insults but not disguised compliments 😂😂
I wish I could find the right words of appreciation for how he puts me back together when I fall to pieces
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I wish I could find the right words of appreciation for how he puts me back together when I fall to pieces
He’s using his powers for evil (asking me to keep company while he cooks)
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
He’s using his powers for evil (asking me to keep company while he cooks)
The thing about being hyper observant is you know exactly when conversation is falling flat 🫠
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The thing about being hyper observant is you know exactly when conversation is falling flat 🫠
I really wanna cuddle
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I really wanna cuddle