sarah :)
@encryptedsarah.bsky.social
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JWST HAS IDENTIFIED THE EARLIEST SUPERNOVA TO DATE!! IT EXPLODED WHEN THE UNIVERSE WAS ONLY 730 MILLION YEARS OLD! ✨💥
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
JWST HAS IDENTIFIED THE EARLIEST SUPERNOVA TO DATE!! IT EXPLODED WHEN THE UNIVERSE WAS ONLY 730 MILLION YEARS OLD! ✨💥
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when people say goated this is what they mean
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A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
when people say goated this is what they mean
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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I would like to go back to bed xox
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I would like to go back to bed xox
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!
🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
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For those who may have missed it when it first came out.
This stunning infrared image from #JWST, released 11 July 2022, shows the galaxy cluster SMACS 0723 as it appeared 4.6 billion years ago.
It's the Webb’s First Deep Field...
➡️ web.wwtassets.org/specials/202...
🔭 🧪 #science #cosmology
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This stunning infrared image from #JWST, released 11 July 2022, shows the galaxy cluster SMACS 0723 as it appeared 4.6 billion years ago.
It's the Webb’s First Deep Field...
➡️ web.wwtassets.org/specials/202...
🔭 🧪 #science #cosmology
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November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
For those who may have missed it when it first came out.
This stunning infrared image from #JWST, released 11 July 2022, shows the galaxy cluster SMACS 0723 as it appeared 4.6 billion years ago.
It's the Webb’s First Deep Field...
➡️ web.wwtassets.org/specials/202...
🔭 🧪 #science #cosmology
1/3
This stunning infrared image from #JWST, released 11 July 2022, shows the galaxy cluster SMACS 0723 as it appeared 4.6 billion years ago.
It's the Webb’s First Deep Field...
➡️ web.wwtassets.org/specials/202...
🔭 🧪 #science #cosmology
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You've not lived till you've been to see a Shrek tribute band
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
You've not lived till you've been to see a Shrek tribute band
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I forgot to seize the day… xox
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I forgot to seize the day… xox
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wHatS a GooD pAssWorD mAnAgeR
I store all my passwords in a text file called "passwords" and if someone successfully gets access to that file then I'm going to kill myself
That's my security model
I store all my passwords in a text file called "passwords" and if someone successfully gets access to that file then I'm going to kill myself
That's my security model
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
wHatS a GooD pAssWorD mAnAgeR
I store all my passwords in a text file called "passwords" and if someone successfully gets access to that file then I'm going to kill myself
That's my security model
I store all my passwords in a text file called "passwords" and if someone successfully gets access to that file then I'm going to kill myself
That's my security model
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AWS is down, post hog
October 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
AWS is down, post hog
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What if AWS US-EAST-1 was just sleepy and wanted a nap tho
October 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
What if AWS US-EAST-1 was just sleepy and wanted a nap tho
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all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
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thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
October 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"
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We all need to hear it sometimes 🥹
October 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We all need to hear it sometimes 🥹