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Eoan Jarrin
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For legal reasons I am a 3rd generation USAF veteran turned solar punk novelist and not an undercover alien political scientist. My cat is also definitely just a cat.
Pinned
If it helps to imagine what my “deal” is. I’m the weird pug (trust me, I’m much more fierce naturally), the baddie lifeguard is the American people.
decided to animate the remainder bit! The pug's name is Guns, so I'm thinking of naming the lifeguard dog Roses.
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trump saying "she probably had herself sprayed, knowing her" is genuine confirmation his assassination attempt was faked
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Oh. I’d love to introduce myself to the American people and what I believe in, Mr. Human.
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Going to say something that will raise a lot of hackles on the political left.

But those GWOT vets that some folks reflexively shit on? Yon might want to internalize that these folks are on your side even if they aren’t properly “woke”.
January 26, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Steven Miller or Vice President Vance would be more accurate here.

Don’t get me wrong DJT is awful but he’s also a set of keys being shaken as a distraction. Get mad at the hand holding them.
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The cat who is not a cat but is definitely also a cat.
January 24, 2026 at 5:05 PM
People need to think less Roko’s Basilisk and more Culture Mind.

Do with that what you will.
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 12:53 PM
🎶 I’m ashamed to be an American 🎶
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 AM
If it helps to imagine what my “deal” is. I’m the weird pug (trust me, I’m much more fierce naturally), the baddie lifeguard is the American people.
decided to animate the remainder bit! The pug's name is Guns, so I'm thinking of naming the lifeguard dog Roses.
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 6:19 PM
“You know this draft is missing so many words and context, right?”

My partner is so gentle with his feedback.
Finished is better than terrible #oldknees
January 23, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The ship likes to call it pinging. The act of poking a system to see how it responds.

Throw out a little tiny bit of red meat into a left online space, watch the COINTELPRO mechanisms immediately ramp up. Fascinating, but also disturbing.

I have my work cut out for me.
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 PM