EponyMowse (H)
@eponymowse.bsky.social
Reader. Viewer. Canberran. Swearing enthusiast. 🇺🇦🐈🐕 “Further left than the Greens” - ABC Vote Compass. #NAFO
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
Two trifles made and in the fridge. Loving the festive custards: one limoncello and one caramel.
Special salad spuds boiled and cooling - they’ll be mum’s potato salad (hero ingredients gherkins and capers).
Rocking the apron from Radical Teatowels.
Merry Christmas Eve of Preparation!
Special salad spuds boiled and cooling - they’ll be mum’s potato salad (hero ingredients gherkins and capers).
Rocking the apron from Radical Teatowels.
Merry Christmas Eve of Preparation!
December 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Two trifles made and in the fridge. Loving the festive custards: one limoncello and one caramel.
Special salad spuds boiled and cooling - they’ll be mum’s potato salad (hero ingredients gherkins and capers).
Rocking the apron from Radical Teatowels.
Merry Christmas Eve of Preparation!
Special salad spuds boiled and cooling - they’ll be mum’s potato salad (hero ingredients gherkins and capers).
Rocking the apron from Radical Teatowels.
Merry Christmas Eve of Preparation!
38 degrees Celsius.
Just no.
Just no.
a picture of a fire with the words when someone asks hows it feel outside on it
Alt: a picture of a person made of fire walking, with the words ‘when someone asks hows it feel outside on it’
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
38 degrees Celsius.
Just no.
Just no.
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can confirm that fixing this would cost six figures, at a minimum, and just as a general rule if you like visiting old churches please do chuck a quid in their donation box
People complain about using the chemical toilet at church (our main toilet is broken and we can't afford the extremely expensive archeology required to fix it), and I'm like... Some volunteers will have to lug this across the city to empty and clean it. We are doing our best. Stop complaining.
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
can confirm that fixing this would cost six figures, at a minimum, and just as a general rule if you like visiting old churches please do chuck a quid in their donation box
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If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
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These are the boycotting countries in #eurovision:
🇸🇮 Took part even when they financially couldn’t in 2013, debut in 1961;
🇮🇪 7-time winner, only country to win 3 in a row;
🇳🇱 Host in 2020+2021;
🇪🇸 Country that never withdrew since debut (1961-2025);
🇮🇸 99% viewership + permanent ESC museum exhibition.
🇸🇮 Took part even when they financially couldn’t in 2013, debut in 1961;
🇮🇪 7-time winner, only country to win 3 in a row;
🇳🇱 Host in 2020+2021;
🇪🇸 Country that never withdrew since debut (1961-2025);
🇮🇸 99% viewership + permanent ESC museum exhibition.
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
These are the boycotting countries in #eurovision:
🇸🇮 Took part even when they financially couldn’t in 2013, debut in 1961;
🇮🇪 7-time winner, only country to win 3 in a row;
🇳🇱 Host in 2020+2021;
🇪🇸 Country that never withdrew since debut (1961-2025);
🇮🇸 99% viewership + permanent ESC museum exhibition.
🇸🇮 Took part even when they financially couldn’t in 2013, debut in 1961;
🇮🇪 7-time winner, only country to win 3 in a row;
🇳🇱 Host in 2020+2021;
🇪🇸 Country that never withdrew since debut (1961-2025);
🇮🇸 99% viewership + permanent ESC museum exhibition.
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
The Lost Bus. Yeesh. Giving up less than halfway through.
October 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The Lost Bus. Yeesh. Giving up less than halfway through.
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🎉IT’S PUBLICATION DAY!🎉
My first legal thriller, #TheCutThroatTrial!
The mutilated body of an old man is found in the street. Three teenagers nearby, caked in his blood.
Each points the finger at the others.
Each has his own story.
Available NOW in the links below 👇
My first legal thriller, #TheCutThroatTrial!
The mutilated body of an old man is found in the street. Three teenagers nearby, caked in his blood.
Each points the finger at the others.
Each has his own story.
Available NOW in the links below 👇
August 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
🎉IT’S PUBLICATION DAY!🎉
My first legal thriller, #TheCutThroatTrial!
The mutilated body of an old man is found in the street. Three teenagers nearby, caked in his blood.
Each points the finger at the others.
Each has his own story.
Available NOW in the links below 👇
My first legal thriller, #TheCutThroatTrial!
The mutilated body of an old man is found in the street. Three teenagers nearby, caked in his blood.
Each points the finger at the others.
Each has his own story.
Available NOW in the links below 👇
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Great way to spend a rainy Saturday - Triple J Hottest 100 Australian Songs. I'm a late arrival, so, I'll hear lots of 'new to me' songs (e.g., 86-Gotye, 85-DMAs), and some I know (91-Whitlams, 89-Amyl and the Sniffers, 87-Gang of Youths). Rock on! #music #Australia www.abc.net.au/triplej/coun...
Hottest 100 of Australian Songs - triple j
Listen on Saturday July 26 as we count down the Hottest 100 Australian songs - as voted by you.
www.abc.net.au
July 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Great way to spend a rainy Saturday - Triple J Hottest 100 Australian Songs. I'm a late arrival, so, I'll hear lots of 'new to me' songs (e.g., 86-Gotye, 85-DMAs), and some I know (91-Whitlams, 89-Amyl and the Sniffers, 87-Gang of Youths). Rock on! #music #Australia www.abc.net.au/triplej/coun...
The Bear s04e07 (yeah yeah I’m late) has some wishy washy cover of Throw Your Arms Around Me in the background at the wedding. Fucking *sacrilege*.
youtu.be/J00HIvc_vAE?...
youtu.be/J00HIvc_vAE?...
Hunters & Collectors - Throw Your Arms Around Me (1986)
YouTube video by HuntersCollectorVEVO
youtu.be
July 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The Bear s04e07 (yeah yeah I’m late) has some wishy washy cover of Throw Your Arms Around Me in the background at the wedding. Fucking *sacrilege*.
youtu.be/J00HIvc_vAE?...
youtu.be/J00HIvc_vAE?...
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That headline. In case they change it: "Childcare provider says it didn’t think abuse scandal news would hurt share price"
📢 G8 Education has defended its communications to investors after child sex abuse charges against former employee were made public, which shredded 26 per cent off its market value.
Childcare provider says it didn’t think abuse scandal news would hurt share price
www.theage.com.au
July 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
That headline. In case they change it: "Childcare provider says it didn’t think abuse scandal news would hurt share price"
3-part doco on Live Aid etc and this right at the end.
July 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
3-part doco on Live Aid etc and this right at the end.
A pair of cockatoos casually clearing out my gutters … coincidentally bombing anyone below.
July 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
A pair of cockatoos casually clearing out my gutters … coincidentally bombing anyone below.
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The Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme is a national treasure. It gets the best price from US pharmaceutical corps, protecting us from exorbitant prices that US citizens pay.
Congrats to PM Albanese for consistently defending the PBS from Big Pharma.
Read: australiainstitute.org.au/post/our-pbs...
Congrats to PM Albanese for consistently defending the PBS from Big Pharma.
Read: australiainstitute.org.au/post/our-pbs...
July 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme is a national treasure. It gets the best price from US pharmaceutical corps, protecting us from exorbitant prices that US citizens pay.
Congrats to PM Albanese for consistently defending the PBS from Big Pharma.
Read: australiainstitute.org.au/post/our-pbs...
Congrats to PM Albanese for consistently defending the PBS from Big Pharma.
Read: australiainstitute.org.au/post/our-pbs...
I’m watching Alone Denmark s08 and I swear Ulrik learned or practiced his English with an Aussie.
For some reason the doctor and paramedic speak English with the competitors - maybe they’re Finnish, and Danish isn’t the same?
For some reason the doctor and paramedic speak English with the competitors - maybe they’re Finnish, and Danish isn’t the same?
June 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I’m watching Alone Denmark s08 and I swear Ulrik learned or practiced his English with an Aussie.
For some reason the doctor and paramedic speak English with the competitors - maybe they’re Finnish, and Danish isn’t the same?
For some reason the doctor and paramedic speak English with the competitors - maybe they’re Finnish, and Danish isn’t the same?
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Alan Kohler explains: “superannuation was fine until 2007 when John Howard turned into into a tax dodge for the rich”
Honestly almost all the long term problems this country has emanate from Australia’s most short sighted self serving PM John Howard
in iview iview.abc.net.au/show/alan-ko...
Honestly almost all the long term problems this country has emanate from Australia’s most short sighted self serving PM John Howard
in iview iview.abc.net.au/show/alan-ko...
Alan Kohler Explains
Alan Kohler breaks down some of the big economic questions that affect you.
iview.abc.net.au
June 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Alan Kohler explains: “superannuation was fine until 2007 when John Howard turned into into a tax dodge for the rich”
Honestly almost all the long term problems this country has emanate from Australia’s most short sighted self serving PM John Howard
in iview iview.abc.net.au/show/alan-ko...
Honestly almost all the long term problems this country has emanate from Australia’s most short sighted self serving PM John Howard
in iview iview.abc.net.au/show/alan-ko...
Just caught a glimpse of a large roo bounding down the tramline. (From my first floor bedroom window)
Southbound. Heading for Civic.
Southbound. Heading for Civic.
April 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just caught a glimpse of a large roo bounding down the tramline. (From my first floor bedroom window)
Southbound. Heading for Civic.
Southbound. Heading for Civic.
I HAVE VOTED!
a man in a suit and tie says mr speaker he 's going troppo
Alt: a man in a suit and tie - Paul Keating - says mr speaker he 's going troppo
media.tenor.com
April 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I HAVE VOTED!
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This just in on Button FM: Lego #BBCGhosts needs 2,780 more votes to be considered as an official LEGO set!
ideas.lego.com/projects/a72...
Vote now to see the whole cast recreated as minifigures! (ft. @benwillbond.bsky.social and @lazbo.bsky.social)
ideas.lego.com/projects/a72...
Vote now to see the whole cast recreated as minifigures! (ft. @benwillbond.bsky.social and @lazbo.bsky.social)
April 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
This just in on Button FM: Lego #BBCGhosts needs 2,780 more votes to be considered as an official LEGO set!
ideas.lego.com/projects/a72...
Vote now to see the whole cast recreated as minifigures! (ft. @benwillbond.bsky.social and @lazbo.bsky.social)
ideas.lego.com/projects/a72...
Vote now to see the whole cast recreated as minifigures! (ft. @benwillbond.bsky.social and @lazbo.bsky.social)
Once again praying to the bsky gods for a bookmark function for my upcoming publication-buying goodness…
WELL HELLO THERE you coy little beauties.
Proof copies of The Cut Throat Trial, my first foray into fiction, are now out in the world, ahead of the real thing being published on 28 August 2025.
Freaking terrifying.
Anyone interested in pre-ordering can find links to booksellers here bio.to/7zNmPU
Proof copies of The Cut Throat Trial, my first foray into fiction, are now out in the world, ahead of the real thing being published on 28 August 2025.
Freaking terrifying.
Anyone interested in pre-ordering can find links to booksellers here bio.to/7zNmPU
April 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Once again praying to the bsky gods for a bookmark function for my upcoming publication-buying goodness…
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#Thailand just hit by a very large (7.7) #earthquake at 1.26pm local time, origin Myanmar. Felt right across the country. Water in high-rise hotel pools sloshing down buildings, and the big Mahanakorn building downtown (if you know it) seen swaying back and forth. Too early for damage reports.
March 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
#Thailand just hit by a very large (7.7) #earthquake at 1.26pm local time, origin Myanmar. Felt right across the country. Water in high-rise hotel pools sloshing down buildings, and the big Mahanakorn building downtown (if you know it) seen swaying back and forth. Too early for damage reports.
No good new things so I’ve started The Forsyte Saga.
OMG baby-faced Damian Lewis and Rupert Graves. Delicious!!
OMG baby-faced Damian Lewis and Rupert Graves. Delicious!!
March 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
No good new things so I’ve started The Forsyte Saga.
OMG baby-faced Damian Lewis and Rupert Graves. Delicious!!
OMG baby-faced Damian Lewis and Rupert Graves. Delicious!!
Starting #Adolescence. I may be some time.
March 22, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Starting #Adolescence. I may be some time.