Touched that cursed object FIFA gave him and now he can't find a wizard to contain it to his hand.

the jury hates, because she's got nothing on her resume.

That left Steven. Most likely, the people left in want to drag one or both of them to end as goats. The person who made the biggest mistake was Sophie, because she could have given herself a better shot at winning by taking Rizzo's idol. Now, she just has to hope she can sit next to two people

Only two more people are going home. One vote and whoever loses the fire making challenge. If they assume that they can't beat Steven, Savannah, or Rizzo, then this was the correct vote, because one of those three had to go home for them to have a chance. Savannah won immunity. Rizzo had an idol.

Eh her path to victory, if one exists, is probably better with Steven gone. It’s miss “maybe god sent me a sign” who screwed herself by not telling them to vote Rizzo and taking his idol. Her only shot now is to team up with sage & christina and pray sav doesn’t win immunity.

I think the winner of last year’s god awful season was one of the two picked so maybe not.

The only player to make an appearance on every season.

I don't think unified means what he thinks it means.

I think I missed that one, so that wasn't it for me. He just seems skeevy.

[insert joke about male instacart shoppers]

I like how a) he's obviously engagement farming for his dumb podcast or whatever and b) he's all "took less than 10 minutes" even though there's only 3 quotes and like 4 replies.

If the AI can’t burn holes in my jacket with a cigarette (unintentionally)then it’s not my dead grandma.

*scare

Don't care that baby like that! Also, I'm envisioning skeletons with Santa hats.

I think when we started thinking that we were all experts on everything because we read a post about it and it gave us feels politics started getting extra weird.

One of the biggest takeaways from the Biden administration is that a lot of people were completely full of shit about what they claimed to want - student loan forgiveness, ending the forever war, accepting higher prices for higher wages for poor people…