Beloved Author Eric Filipkowski
@ericfilipkowski.bsky.social
An author who is beloved. Not the author of "Beloved."
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After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
Using state of the art software and my own serial-linked custom Nvidia rig, I was able to run these redacted Epstein files through an enhancement program over three trillion times until I was able to reveal one of the names.
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Using state of the art software and my own serial-linked custom Nvidia rig, I was able to run these redacted Epstein files through an enhancement program over three trillion times until I was able to reveal one of the names.
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Me and my old rival Mitt Romney finally agree on something — it's time to close the loophole that lets the ultra-wealthy use death to cheat taxes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3tyoOaGFRE
The Tax Loophole Billionaires Die For | Robert Reich
Robert Reich
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me and my old rival Mitt Romney finally agree on something — it's time to close the loophole that lets the ultra-wealthy use death to cheat taxes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3tyoOaGFRE
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"Mass shootings are a small price to pay for the freedoms we enjoy - mainly the freedom to accept millions of dollars from the gun lobby." - The GOP
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Mass shootings are a small price to pay for the freedoms we enjoy - mainly the freedom to accept millions of dollars from the gun lobby." - The GOP
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This guy has some great things to say!
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This guy has some great things to say!
Accuse me of fascism? Only when it comes to this! Happy Thanksgiving!
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All hail the King!
(of stuffing)
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November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Accuse me of fascism? Only when it comes to this! Happy Thanksgiving!
pizzabetes.substack.com/p/all-hail-t...
pizzabetes.substack.com/p/all-hail-t...
"Threads: the place for comedy!"
pizzabetes.substack.com/p/all-hail-t...
pizzabetes.substack.com/p/all-hail-t...
All hail the King!
(of stuffing)
pizzabetes.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Threads: the place for comedy!"
pizzabetes.substack.com/p/all-hail-t...
pizzabetes.substack.com/p/all-hail-t...
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i got my stepdad one of michael's prints for christmas a few years back and he loved it! get one for your stepdad today!
I'm having a BIG HOLIDAY SALE FULL OF SAVINGS on my website. 11x14 prints on sale for $45! And NEW 8x10 prints of all my classic designs for just $20 EACH. All prices on original art SLASHED.
michaelkupperman.com/shop
michaelkupperman.com/shop
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i got my stepdad one of michael's prints for christmas a few years back and he loved it! get one for your stepdad today!
I thought of a new slogan for Tik Tok.
"Tik Tok: let's ruin it for everyone else!"
"Tik Tok: let's ruin it for everyone else!"
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I thought of a new slogan for Tik Tok.
"Tik Tok: let's ruin it for everyone else!"
"Tik Tok: let's ruin it for everyone else!"
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Fellas, some advice: if a genie grants you the choice between one big penis or two little ones, don't get greedy and assume that more is necessarily better, like I did ☹️
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Fellas, some advice: if a genie grants you the choice between one big penis or two little ones, don't get greedy and assume that more is necessarily better, like I did ☹️
Things I would never say!\https://www.instagram.com/stories/efilipkowski/3754282347714981547?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Things I would never say!\https://www.instagram.com/stories/efilipkowski/3754282347714981547?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
This is a handy guide to figuring out if I have been replaced by an android doppelgänger. For instance, I would never say, "That's my friend over there, the one in the Cybertruck."
NEW POST! @ericfilipkowski.bsky.social
is afraid of being murdered and replaced by a realistic-looking robot. It would live his life, sleep in his bed, bang his wife, and worst of all: get showered with accolades for his short humor writing.
So he came up with a plan…
is afraid of being murdered and replaced by a realistic-looking robot. It would live his life, sleep in his bed, bang his wife, and worst of all: get showered with accolades for his short humor writing.
So he came up with a plan…
15 Things I Would Never Say
A handy list in case of robot doppleganger invasion.
www.chortle.blog
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is a handy guide to figuring out if I have been replaced by an android doppelgänger. For instance, I would never say, "That's my friend over there, the one in the Cybertruck."
I am so sick of these liberals crying about "The East Wing" getting demolished. I suggest they all go back to school and study a MAP, because their so-called "east wing" is on the LEFT SIDE! The left side is west! ROFLMAO!!!!
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I am so sick of these liberals crying about "The East Wing" getting demolished. I suggest they all go back to school and study a MAP, because their so-called "east wing" is on the LEFT SIDE! The left side is west! ROFLMAO!!!!
Won't you subscribe to my stupid substack? It's free! It's called Pizzabetes, like diabetes with pizza. I don't know what it means either, but my mother in law has diabetes so you can't say it's pffensive. pizzabetes.substack.com/p/tv-sucks?r...
October 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Won't you subscribe to my stupid substack? It's free! It's called Pizzabetes, like diabetes with pizza. I don't know what it means either, but my mother in law has diabetes so you can't say it's pffensive. pizzabetes.substack.com/p/tv-sucks?r...
So I guess ice is somehow still getting paid?
October 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So I guess ice is somehow still getting paid?
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Great piece here (and why AI regulation is one of my top three priorities). No surprise that Newsom caved to money, it’s why he should never be president.
CA governor Gavin Newsom vetoed both of the major AI bills on his desk that Silicon Valley meaningfully opposed—one making it illegal for bosses to use AI to fire workers with no oversight, one requiring chatbot sellers to ensure their products do not harm children before marketing to them.
Silicon Valley's capture of our political institutions is all but complete
The tech lobby kills off two key California AI bills, and why it matters. Plus: How Sam Altman played Hollywood with Sora 2, organized mass social media deletions, and more.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Great piece here (and why AI regulation is one of my top three priorities). No surprise that Newsom caved to money, it’s why he should never be president.
I want to put a link to make a cash app donation on my page, but only if it's in multiples of $50,000.
October 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I want to put a link to make a cash app donation on my page, but only if it's in multiples of $50,000.
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Any one of us could be in the next apartment building that ICE raids in the middle of the night.
Any one of us could be on the next boat that Trump bombs on a whim.
Any one of us could be detained for hours despite being a U.S. citizen.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
Any one of us could be on the next boat that Trump bombs on a whim.
Any one of us could be detained for hours despite being a U.S. citizen.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
October 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Any one of us could be in the next apartment building that ICE raids in the middle of the night.
Any one of us could be on the next boat that Trump bombs on a whim.
Any one of us could be detained for hours despite being a U.S. citizen.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
Any one of us could be on the next boat that Trump bombs on a whim.
Any one of us could be detained for hours despite being a U.S. citizen.
Authoritarianism hurts all of us.
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Just a warning to any would-be kidnappers: I am constantly swallowing, pooping out and then re-swallowing a series of about ten AirTags I have purchased that are linked to my mom's Find My Friends, so if you think I'll be an easy mark, you got another thing coming, buster!
October 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just a warning to any would-be kidnappers: I am constantly swallowing, pooping out and then re-swallowing a series of about ten AirTags I have purchased that are linked to my mom's Find My Friends, so if you think I'll be an easy mark, you got another thing coming, buster!
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This morning I was filming ICE abducting sometime in Petworth. One of the agents told me "the last US citizen that did this he put in cuffs all the way to the courtroom".
October 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
This morning I was filming ICE abducting sometime in Petworth. One of the agents told me "the last US citizen that did this he put in cuffs all the way to the courtroom".
I'm thinking about unsubscribing from the Arby's mailing list. There's no Arby's near me anymore and hearing about a $1.99 Beef N Cheddar special offer is too painful.
October 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm thinking about unsubscribing from the Arby's mailing list. There's no Arby's near me anymore and hearing about a $1.99 Beef N Cheddar special offer is too painful.